"Now, with the hardest shirt to ever find, we are ready to show you the tallest rock in the tallest state by the tallest climber wearing a trucker hat."
Queue uplifting type music and portions of facts splattered with half truths and hyperbole.
Ellsberry and I were talking about this the other day. I lived in boys town and was good friends with him back then. I believe he designed and had the shirts made but I’m not sure.