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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 8, 2014 - 07:19pm PT
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"Geez.. Pete is sweet. I owe you a beer or two for stroking my ego."
{Petie looks up at Anita with big puppy dog eyes, and kicks at an imaginary pebble}
Aw, shucks.
Hey there, say Anita - if you make it three beers, we can cover half my debt to Susan.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Thanks for the mawkish comment, Sailor.
Isn't Humphreys a fourteener? Are you going to send it?
goatboy: I have neither but I could hook you up with some improvised backcountry tampons. That way we can bond and be BFFs!
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Tampons or crampons...?
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 08:38am PT
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Faraday cage is great! But my favourite was still the built-in Russian aider stirrup.
It is a little known fact of trivia that Anita's middle name is Nother.
As in,
"Anita Nother Beer!"
And please do not think for a moment that Anita is vain, nor obsessed with her appearance, especially on an island in the middle of a lake five miles from the nearest road, with nobody there except me to see her. Oh, and Locker in the bushes.
The fact that there was a girl's hand mirror hanging from a nail above the bar, and that this same mirror somehow miraculously found its way into Anita's hand, is purely coincidental. ;)
P.S. Original deleted thread is here: http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2453945&tn=0&mr=0
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 09:13am PT
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Dude, I really kind of hate to ask this but ....
.... what exactly might you have seen??
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 09:29am PT
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Holy frig, dude - what were you thinking?
I was only concerned that you might have seen someone fishing without a license. ;)
Mostly.
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Beauty and Brains! (She's got Yuengling!)
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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I hope locker did not see me picking my toe bunions.
Now that would be embarrassing.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 10:02am PT
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Oh great,
Now Locker has seen the tattoo of Wee-Wee the Big Wall Crab which adorns my ass.
{Petie pauses to consider what Locker could do here using his Photoshop skills, but cannot fathom something so gruesome, at least so early and without any beers yet}
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Pete posts: Hey there, say Anita - if you make it three beers, we can cover half my debt to Susan.
What a cheap basturd. I asked for Blue Moon, not Arrogant Basturd Ale.
Get it right.
I've never seen you except through Tom's Eye on The Captain hauling up a grand piano. I WILL hunt you down.
Susan
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 12:41pm PT
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"What a cheap basturd."
Hey! I resemble that comment! And since when is Blue Moon considered beer? Beer is made with barley, lass, not wheat.
"I WILL hunt you down."
Promises, promises. How do I know you're not just a Big Wall Theorist? Do you even KNOW where the Centre of the Universe is???
"I've never seen you except through Tom's Eye on The Captain hauling up a grand piano."
It wasn't a grand piano, it was an electric piano. And a really long extension cord. Give me a beer, and I'll play any jazz standard you ask. Give me two beers, and I'll sing along. Give me three beers, and I'll stop.
At any rate, Susie Q - just so you know what I look like, and so you can recognize me so you know where to hunt down your Blue Moons, here is a photo of me and my friend:
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Nice ass, Pete
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Pete..When were you in Tijuana...?
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pyro
Big Wall climber
Calabasas
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Love u Anita!
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overwatch
climber
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Peddling his ass for marijuana in tijuana?
Just kidding before you call me out at the bridge which is right next to the bike racks after school
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
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Was that paddling or pedaling...?
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Warning Warning This could go way south.
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John Duffield
Mountain climber
New York
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Warning Warning This could go way south.
Why would you think that? The Larry, couldn't stand to see Anita with another man and smoked his thread, now the new man makes a date with another woman ITT. And it's only 2 or 3 pages.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Warning
Pete's ass tatoo photo. You may go blind.
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