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Da_Dweeb

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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 20, 2013 - 04:34pm PT
Well, I'm sorry to hear you don't get to be our favorite pink princess more often. Cadence can be a lot of fun, especially with her "Sunshine Sunshine" jig...

Shining Armor's a pretty good runner-up, though. Captain of the Guard, married to a Princess who is in charge of her own Crystal Empire, and generally pretty awesome in his own right.

Sadly, the only one I ever end up as is Derpy.

justthemaid

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Jim Henson's Basement
Jul 21, 2013 - 12:27am PT
Rainbow ponies.?..??

I'm really missing Burt Bronson right now.
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
Jul 21, 2013 - 01:14am PT
^^^^^^Look at the ass on that ass^^^^ if that's a female, that still makes me a heterosexual, right?

I jus got Rareity. She came with a saddle and a comb. I'm gonna ride
her around and comb her long pretty purple mane.
GDavis

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SOL CAL
Jul 21, 2013 - 01:16am PT
4chan is leaking.

MisterE

climber
Jul 21, 2013 - 01:23am PT
Reality has been discarded in this thread, and yet people continue to respond.

It must be a video-gamer thing,

this disassociation from reality.

Almost predictable at some point...


D'oh! I responded! Dammit! ;)
BLUEBLOCR

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joshua tree
Jul 21, 2013 - 01:46am PT
There is really a Rareity, thats reality!

And she has a long purple mane..
Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
Truly stated, BLUEBLOCR. Truly stated.

It's interesting- when Rarity isn't being painted as a caricature for laughs, it's evident that she is quite a caring and generous sort. The Micro-Series Comic certainly emphasizes this... it's a shame that she gets a bad rap so often.

Unfortunately, given the increasing need to hyperpolarize within our society and correspondingly on this forum, Rarity cannot be counted as a candidate for Best Pony. Should I count your vote toward Rainbow Dash? I think Rarity would want it that way...

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 21, 2013 - 12:57pm PT

Teddies are fine, ponies not?

Fair play, gentlemen.
Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 01:30pm PT
Ron-

I'm not sure those are ponies.

Though as they appear to be donkeys I suppose I could infer democratic-leaning overtones...

Shall I put you down as one vote for Rainbow Dash?
Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 01:42pm PT
Gdavis - How do you find these pictures? Do you have the full set or something?

Also, they're a little out of date, while meant to be Twilight Sparkle, the guy's missing wings...

Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 01:44pm PT
Mouse from Merced-

It would be like a dream come true...
Patrick Sawyer

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Originally California now Ireland
Jul 21, 2013 - 01:52pm PT
Spider Savage, Harry Potter? What a big rip-off of CS Lewis, JRR Tolkien and others and the guy with the comic book pre-Potter with most of the names and characters and the woman in Pennsylvania that could prove she had literary works pre-Potter with the similar names and characters?

But JK has and her publisher big bucks to fight these people. The comic book guy said something to the effect: "I can't fight these people, I do not have the money."

We all borrow, as writers, from others. Greek tragedies and comedies come to mind. But outright plagiarism? Or borrowing "quite heavily", as some do, hmmmm.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 21, 2013 - 02:12pm PT
THE PHYSICS OF YOUR LITTLE PONY ARE HIGHLY SUSPECT.

It's not real, any of this.

But suppose they were real splashy, sparkly little critters:

What colors would each pony's road apples be?

How often would they need to be re-shod?

Can ponies with small wings be expected to stay airborne and for how long?

Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 08:02pm PT
Great find MisterE.

The ladies would be unable to resist me if I had a horn that size.
Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
Patrick Sawyer - What's this about? I hope what you say is untrue, but it's clearly time for me to review the evidence. I only hope Rowling didn't get her cutie mark in plagiarism...

Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 08:21pm PT
Merced-

THE PHYSICS OF YOUR LITTLE PONY ARE HIGHLY SUSPECT.

It's not real, any of this.

But suppose they were real splashy, sparkly little critters:

What colors would each pony's road apples be?

How often would they need to be re-shod?

Can ponies with small wings be expected to stay airborne and for how long?

I have my hypothesis that every pony is actually composed of marshmallows.


They eat strictly plants, but somehow their feces are composed entirely of Dark Matter.

Going by this theory their road apples would be the color of The Void.

Being marshmallows, shodding is probably not even an issue. When a hoof gets worn out they likely cut it off, turn it into smores and grow a new one. I suspect that those with the especially small wings, like Scootaloo, would not be able to achieve lift-off, but may use them for some sort of propulsion, like Tails from Sonic.

Though some ponies with small wings may flap them 12-80 times a second in order to fly, like a hummingbird. (While "Empty".)

This of course begs the question of which could flap their wings faster, Rainbow Dash or Applejack.

'm going to bet that Rainbow Dash would be quicker.


Da_Dweeb

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 21, 2013 - 08:24pm PT
Ron-

Not to be speciesist, but it does seem as though dragons make far better mechanics. Though I'm not sure Spike here is doing it right...

ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Jul 21, 2013 - 11:59pm PT
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Jul 22, 2013 - 12:04am PT
This madness needs to cease...
Risk

Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
Jul 22, 2013 - 12:20am PT
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