Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Well, Lois ole buddy ole pal, I bin searchin hi and lo for them thar Canuck black squirrls that yew bin lookin' fer. (Just cuz I bin serchin dont meen I got nothin to do wit dat bin Laffin feller, no never mine.) I looks in the back 40, and cudnt see none. Maybe Loki coud 'splain dat one, eh? I goes a runnin in the furrest, n not a one round. Then I gots me some dogs, figgerin that doggies n squirrls goes together like Warren n Royal or somethin'. Still not a one of dem pesky varmints.
Tonite I foun me a squirrl, leastways I think it's a squirrly guy, just like y'all wants. The little critter ain't but mostly black, but sounds too mee like awl the 'ologists ain't so shure bout the coller anyways. Mebbe they's blak, mebbe not quite, and mebbe somethin else. No wunner global warmin's got a bad rap - them 'ologist rascals cain't quit mek up theys minds.
Anyways, he's an offal kute liddle feller. I think I'm gonna call him Pepe. It were Saturday nite, but he weren't wit no gal squirrel or nothin'. If y'all wants, I kin send him on down to the U S of A. Mebbe I kin fine him a fren, two, to keep him all compny and make more little squirrls. Sounds to this ole hillbillie tat mebbe they'd be even blacker en they's folks.
I don't got no diggitle Kodak yet, but I foun a pikshur that looks a lot like r noo buddy. Ain't them flours purdy?
Yer canucklehedded buddy
ps Pleese send address. If y'all wants, I kin send some to Juan de Fuca two - looks lik there's a hole gang of em round. Is postage doo okey dokey?
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