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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Apr 13, 2013 - 04:18pm PT
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Try this one Pete:
Free bacon
Better find a chastity belt.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 04:22pm PT
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Discourage?
I need some action. I'm lonely up here!
I need the wording for the sign in the back of my van that will catch the attention of these hotties!!
Ooh-bay-bee ooh-bay-bee ooh.
Incidentally, has anyone asked where Standing Strong/Toulomne*Rainbow[sic]/t*r was on the night in question?
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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Apr 13, 2013 - 04:25pm PT
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I'll give that some serious thought. You need something with a phone number in it. Frankly, I can't believe you haven't met any chicks on El Cap yet. Maybe change your deodorant?
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 13, 2013 - 04:32pm PT
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I *do* need an El Cap Girlfriend.
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Edge
Trad climber
New Durham, NH
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Apr 13, 2013 - 07:19pm PT
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"I don't have crabs! (Well, except for peewee...)"
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McHale's Navy
Trad climber
Panorama City, California & living in Seattle
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Apr 13, 2013 - 08:05pm PT
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All I have come up with so far is to get rid of the Van and get a BMW or something like that......a Jaguar?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Apr 13, 2013 - 08:41pm PT
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Weighty story ...but assault? ........assault?.....really?
Having sex with 3 or 4 women, no matter what their body weight, use to be called "gettin lucky" back in the day.
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Risk
Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
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Apr 13, 2013 - 09:02pm PT
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Prisons will take who ever they can these days. Better not "moon" anyone, like in American Graffiti (PG) or you'll end up in the $lammer for a long time. Follow the money. . . .
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 14, 2013 - 09:40pm PT
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I hope the poor lad isn't too traumatized by eight hundred pounds of lovin'. Maybe he'll need years of therapy. Or a few beers.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Apr 14, 2013 - 10:22pm PT
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Pete,try this on yer van:
Troglodytes Need Love Too!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 15, 2013 - 01:13pm PT
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I think that the cops neglected to ask the "victim" if he'd been reading R. Crumb comics.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Apr 15, 2013 - 01:22pm PT
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Maybe he made a rude comment about them in the bar, then they got revenge by driving him off somewhere when he was too drunk to resist, and they all just punched him in the nuts.
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overwatch
climber
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I doubt they were really women
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this just in
climber
north fork
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He was getting lucky until his buddies saw him, then he was getting sexually assaulted.
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Brokedownclimber
Trad climber
Douglas, WY
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So...he was "assaulted" by 4 diesel-burners with 800 pounds of crack? What's "not to like?" Bwahahaha! He obviously survived the experience, an older and wiser man...
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