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Mini

Social climber
Bishop, CA
Apr 29, 2006 - 07:01pm PT
nothin new for a tramp like you...

So here's the real time photo, Jingy mulling my all in and me f*#king with him by photographing my cards and saying if he folds he'll have to check it on the replay...note, the flush cards on the flop and board pair on the turn are the cards in play. I'm totally dead in the water, needing to catch a K on the river to stay alive...

In Jingys defense though...A. He was mothra. B. How do you get a read on a guy when his standard look is like this:

There's always the grudge match tonight!

Stay tuned, poker fans...
Mini

Social climber
Bishop, CA
Apr 29, 2006 - 07:46pm PT
Then there's this nice one...Candyman & Tom chop a pot when they both go runner runner for the nut straight, heads up style, ignoring the overcard the whole way. Candyman (aka double-rebuy guy) is none to pleased as Tom had been trouncing his weak ass sh#t all night...

dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 29, 2006 - 11:23pm PT
Wow, so much dead money, what's the buy in?
BrentA

Gym climber
estes park
Apr 29, 2006 - 11:24pm PT
Hey you degenerate, home game hacks, and railbirds...

He was 9 bracelets AND COUNTING!!!!!!

Recognize
nature

climber
Flagstaff, AZ
Apr 30, 2006 - 04:22am PT
The look on Tom's face pretty much sez "fux you Candyman".

LoL!
Jingy

Social climber
Flatland, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 30, 2006 - 01:27pm PT
Now I'm thinkin abou it again..... F*#K!!! This was a once in a lifetime thing. The opportunity to get Mini's all in bet!!! That was just dumb as hell.

God.. I should have never looked at this link again....

I'm completely quitting poker..... Wait..... No I'm not!! What the hell was I thinking?

You guy's are safe!

Jingy
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 30, 2006 - 03:14pm PT
YO uneed a t-shirt that says, " I folded a full house!?", t owear to poker games n tourns.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Apr 30, 2006 - 07:27pm PT
well crap, I just got raped by a dfc who all inned on my KQ suited raise with 10 8, then the bitch hits a pair.
Mini

Social climber
Bishop, CA
May 1, 2006 - 02:19am PT
Jingy,

I've included a couple of posts here to help you spot my tells. I don't worry about giving them away, as you'll never know if I'm really telling, reverse telling, double-reverse telling or fipple revert reverse telling. Anyhoo. Let's start with the basics...

When I hold my cards off the table it's usually because they are such sh#t I don't want them to leave skids on the felt. Possible tell. Also, the bulging eyes while trying to casually go KGB-style on my double-stuft oreo... could be a thyroid thing OoooooRRRRR possible sign of weakness. Come over the top huge style and I'll lay em down everytime except that once (when I have 7 9 for the straight and you have, say, trip 4s ace kicker...)

Next. The subtle "pinky check" while still holding skidders and partially masticated double-stuft. Possible sign of weakness. Exploit early, exploit often.

I've already said too much, but hopefully you'll begin to realize that with a few minor adjustments to your game (ie, starting hand selection, understanding of position, odds calculation, manipulating bet/pot size, table image, tell detection, less weed and prescription painkiller ingestion, etc.) you'll come to realize that the game is imminently beatable.

See ya at Mussypotamia for a rematch!? Good fun this weekend. Hope your discs is better soon.

Mini
susan peplow

climber
Winner of Diet Challenge!!!
May 1, 2006 - 02:37am PT
Too funny Maxi-Mini!

I'm not sure what I enjoy the most.....

1) The double fingers that Candyman is flipping to Tom
2) Caro's book of practical tells
3) You eating doublestuff oreos!

Keep eating the cookies sucker........you'll be payin' on that diet challenge!

Sorry we missed the game!

xo
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