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Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Jun 4, 2012 - 02:15pm PT
That looks like a New Hampshire Red, minus the fangs...
Texplorer

Trad climber
Sacramento
Jun 4, 2012 - 02:29pm PT
I would be more concerned with the chicken getting tased after a safe landing.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
Jun 4, 2012 - 02:44pm PT
Did someone say Planet of the Chickens?

"PULL, dammit!"--Charlton Heston

mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
Jun 4, 2012 - 02:47pm PT
Why did the chicken cross the King Swing, aside from the obvious?
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Jun 4, 2012 - 03:05pm PT
Joking? Funny stuff if you are. If knott, then throwing a chicken off a cliff is a chickenshit thing to do/way to live. I have nothing against chickens, ate part of one yesterday. How about helping out this fella instead? http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1843699/ZM-Cancer-and-the-Damnable-Shame-of-it-all

Regardless, if the chicken passes out, plummets and kills a person....well, that would be jail time -not for the chicken either.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
Jun 4, 2012 - 03:13pm PT
Ron--he won the toss!
Niels

climber
Denmark, formerly Sacramento
Jun 4, 2012 - 04:20pm PT
C, that's the way you begin,
H, the next letter in,
I, is the third,
C, what a wonderful bird,
K, we're gettin' near the end,
E, the next letter is
N
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jun 4, 2012 - 04:48pm PT
You could just drive to the top of Glacier Point. Same effect I'm sure.

corniss chopper

climber
breaking the speed of gravity
Jun 4, 2012 - 05:12pm PT

btw chickens can fly - at 2:00 into clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOTLy4QSqY&feature=related
toyon

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 4, 2012 - 05:33pm PT
Let's attempt this in thought-space:

What is the terminal velocity of a rubber chicken?

Mass of 2 lb rubber chicken: 0.91 kg
g = 9.8 m / s2

Vt = sqrt((2*m*g*) / (p*A*Cd))

= 18.5 m /s
= 41.3 mph

Assumptions:
A rubber chicken is shaped like a 20 cm x 6 cm cylinder
Air density during freefall is constant (1.23 kg / m3)
Drag coefficient = 0.82

Seems like there would be a whole lot for flapping going on, which affects surface area twice, and also makes the drag coefficient the most unconstrained variable.

I dunno people, I think it'll go. I’d say the girl has a better chance of making it to the bottom than I do making it up the trail with her. We’ll see…
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jun 4, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
Don't overlook the possibility that the chicken will be snagged out of her plummet by some lonely Big Waller who will spend the rest of the night sexually abusing the poor thing.

My advice - don't drop the chicken anywhere near Canadians.
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Jun 4, 2012 - 05:38pm PT
If it lands in C4,I'm sure it will be consumed.Real quick too..
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jun 4, 2012 - 05:39pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/206908/climbing-myths-golf-and-El-Capitan

We just need to tie the chicken to a golf ball.
nature

climber
CO
Jun 4, 2012 - 05:41pm PT
oh so now you're onto using a rubber chickens? them's fighting words.

go near my rubber chickens and yer so gonna die.

best of luck!


apinguat

Trad climber
kingfield, me
Jun 4, 2012 - 06:20pm PT
yeah, what happens if Caldwell is just moments from freeing the final 5.14d moves on an El Cap wall route...when he suddenly gets struck by a passed-out chicken?

That is one of the many risks of climbing.

We all manage them so I'd expect him to do the same.

nick farley

climber
bishop
Jun 4, 2012 - 06:49pm PT
Anders said..."if you toss a republican off"

Just be careful...could result in Dick Chaining.
KabalaArch

Trad climber
Starlite, California
Jun 4, 2012 - 07:00pm PT
Sorry Charlie, people wants chickens that taste good, not with good taste.

You've plagerized an earlier Post of mine, unintentionally or otherwise.

BITD, when Hutchings ran a Lodge in a 19th century Valley, tourists did indeed huck hens off of Glacier Point. I've no idea if Book were made, but this is a matter of fact.

Cite my sourses - Barcroft Library, U.C. Berkeley.

Go Bears!
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
Jun 4, 2012 - 07:12pm PT
I'm gonna cleckt them chickens. Un-yah.
'N I'm gonna take 'em chickens, take 'em alla way up on Geek Towers,
'n eat 'em up. Yep. Un-yeh.
Yumm.--Biggy Jeek, prefers them raw but dead
nature

climber
CO
Jun 4, 2012 - 08:16pm PT
you know.... if you put a Da Brim™ on the victim... I mean chicken... it stands a better chance of sailing all the way to the meadow. or beyond....
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jun 4, 2012 - 08:24pm PT
What if you dressed the chicken in a BASE jumpers wing suit?

Would it survive?
Would it soar like an eagle?
Would it elope with a flying squirrel?
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