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Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 24, 2006 - 11:00am PT
Ok, getting naked with my wife took up a lot of time and was not boring.

'Wasn't really bored to begin with, that would be a discredit to all the great stuff on super topo, my wife, everything inside my head and outside my skin.

Nevertheless, these are all pretty good and I am quite entertained, as I hope you are too.

From Maculated's Book Suggestion: "This Book Will Change Your Life -It will help you poke a stick in the spokes of your routine."

-nice line!

Klimmer

Mountain climber
San Diego
Apr 24, 2006 - 12:13pm PT
TB--

Learn to Paraglide off those alpine peaks or walls you like to acsend in CO. Learn to tandem paraglide and you can take the wife.

Be careful. Choose a very good instructor and safe wing but with performance, and you will start to think it might even be better than sex. Although, I hear sex on a tandem paraglider is pretty unbelievably satisfying. Put in the proper time to become a safe and competent pilot (takes some time but it is a joy in itself).

You will see climbing in a whole new way. You get the joy of the climb, and the joy of the flight. And you're down from the climb before your buddies, drinking down all the beers.
Jaybro

Social climber
The West
Apr 24, 2006 - 12:21pm PT
"Fasten your seat belt boy. Don't ride with no one, less they fasten their seatbelt, that's one 'a' my rules. Djya read that book I gave you? Dis book will change your life, Diuretix."


how about being shot out of a cannon.
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 24, 2006 - 12:40pm PT
One of my favorite Walt Shipley lines concerning our 80's antics and his in particular: "Ya Roy, Our Lifestyles Are Like, Killing Boredom With a Sledgehammer!"
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Apr 24, 2006 - 12:47pm PT
So what's your secret to keep the sex from getting boring with wife?
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 24, 2006 - 01:08pm PT
I think its just in the mix of who we are to begin with Juan.

So many variables to a sustainable and enriching relationship.
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Apr 24, 2006 - 09:00pm PT
so well said Tarbaby. Hey Juan, are you bored in general, bored with your sex life or bored with your wife? Kinda like that question...if ya gotta ask, you probably shouldn't know!
Tarbaby a good tasting bottle of wine will EVENUALLY get you away from all the phucking boredom. Perhaps your suffering from "the party letddown".
Peace
Wonder

climber
WA
Apr 24, 2006 - 09:14pm PT
Ah Walt, we could use him around here.
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Apr 24, 2006 - 09:14pm PT
I find role playing helps.

http://www.handbag.com/relationships/sex/bedroompowerplay/
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 24, 2006 - 10:06pm PT
Funkness:
We wish you well with Chemo.

For my part, I hope you move onto more mundane ways of sledgehammering boredom, such as Okie Noodling with 426, drinking Jack and watching Full Metal Jacket Real Loud with Robb. Upon Re-Entry, May your sense of humor about it be even half as unrestrained as Dirtineye's!
426

Sport climber
Buzzard Point, TN
Apr 25, 2006 - 08:46am PT
C'mon down Tar/dirt, we've got sledgehammer appreciation bi-monthly--a good "accessory for noodlin"...no bait, no hooks...


....




"Skiver Don"

Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 25, 2006 - 10:10am PT
Wow. And that Catfish is for real, eh?

(skiver don ain't bored, nope).
426

Sport climber
Buzzard Point, TN
Apr 25, 2006 - 10:14am PT
I guess 3 digits is pretty "lunker" (?)



Nothing compared to that old dad caught in the Mekong last year, though...

Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Apr 25, 2006 - 10:19am PT
noodled a mack at least twice that big out from under 'over the falls, 10d,' last week. i swear.

and judging from the roll up on 'dons' left shoulder, he quit smoking. good fer him.

Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 25, 2006 - 10:30am PT
must be like pullin' a pissed, oversize bull dog outa' the drink...

Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Apr 25, 2006 - 10:43am PT
just got this one home and about to 'steak' it up.....





moments before knocking him in the head with my sledghammer.





RIP

426

Sport climber
Buzzard Point, TN
Apr 25, 2006 - 11:05am PT
"if this is law enforcement, god help us all..."


(Skiver was bumming smokes that day...)
Tarbuster

climber
right here, right now
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 25, 2006 - 11:56am PT
Hooter Daddy,
That is one Proud Pup!

And the resemblance to upthread Woppin' Catfish is Hilarious.
Hootervillian

climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
Apr 25, 2006 - 12:14pm PT
guess you could say i'm his uncle. although in Hooterville, nothin's what you would call 'definitive'.

his name is Spike, he draws 80+ elbows, and he likes feet.



on a personal note, i feel as if i owe you a great debt of hilarity.
Chewbongka

climber
तदसन संस
Feb 11, 2008 - 05:14pm PT
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