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Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 12:44am PT
Not true LEB. Fort Mental's alright, I'll do the fight for free.

As for you LEB. Money is you're perceived to perceive yourself more as a doctor than as a nurse - that's how you portray it, that's how you like it.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 12:47am PT
If this thread follows the path of the other, here's what will happen:
several not-so-hot chicks will cajole the OP into posting pics to prove he's worth their energy
OP will post one nudie pic and some others which show a rather average basket
the not-so hot chicks will get hot n bothered and start clammering for the OP's attention
Other chicks will suggest potential candidates, such as LEB and..well, there must be some others
OP will get full of himself, and instead of contemplating the few chicks who humbly suggested they might be interested, will rave on about how sexy Lois is.
A nut job ex girlfriend will start wailing away at what a cheating, lying, conniving - but otherwise great person he is(note: the ex-gf actually only worked in the office across the hall from OP as a temp for a week and only saw him in the elevator...once)
the self-respecting chick of the site will realize - fruit loop - and begin damage control, attempting to back step out of any indication of interest they had
the ex temp worker will begin threatening these women who are trying to horn in on her man
the ex will post pics of self which are...unflattering(and to which she seems oblivious)
the OP will ramp up with more pics, being under the delusion he is actually onto something
another chick will show up with links to a TR from the OP, where he described an extraordinary FA, but alas neglected to include the fact that it was a route he set on the gym, and that he injured himself by poking his eye with the wrench when tightening a hold
Op will ignore that, and post more pics, as well as indicate that he started the whole thread because he was feeling randy and can only get off using his fleshlight, but couldn't find it
....

and so on

Wow hippiegirl, you almost fooled me into reading half of that post, but I considered it meh after 3 lines...good try though!
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 12:48am PT
Are you guys ready for my nudes so I could prove it is not a troll????



LEB, I am a nurse too. We should hang out. You, Fort Mental, and I.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 12:53am PT
Is this where I brag about all the bad ass 48 mile trail hikes I have done in a non stop 52 hour push?????
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 12:55am PT
Is this where I brag about all the bad ass 48 mile trail hikes I have done in a non stop 52 hour push?????

Only if you've done them. Otherwise you probably can't knock them for being what they are - most probably a fun weekend.
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Dec 16, 2011 - 12:57am PT
Maybe some bare chested fotos. NO Borat style thong pics though, please.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 01:03am PT
Only if you've done them. Otherwise you probably can't knock them for being what they are - most probably a fun weekend.

There is no 'fun' in BADASS! I only do BADASS.

Must suck to be YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ-DbNiwcIY
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 01:04am PT
Just where exactly did this 52 hour push you brag about occur ?

Mission peak in Fremont. I am bad ass. BASE jump from the top as well, but ended up rolling over and landing next to a cow 10 M down. I'd write a TR, but I am above all that kiddo stuff.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 01:12am PT
I just took a look at your 4 other trip reports Vit, they were cool and all - but if that's you being badass, then it don't suck to be me at all.

Tell us about the 48 mile 52 hour push.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 02:01am PT
LOL This thread is a joke, so is what I say. I have not done a 52 hour push up mission peak (my work out hill, where i do my cardio).

Roborto, if you want to compare balls go some place else. Or better start from writing own trip reports, like about your guided adventures or something. Ones I posted were not hardest days or most challenging ones I have had, but those I enjoyed the most and took some good photos. Conness was my first alpine climb on 5th class, and Swiss arete was like my 3rd and a goal for the year when I started climbing (2010). Sorry they are so lame : (
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:12am PT
Are you guys ready for my nudes so I could prove it is not a troll????

I missed this, Vitaliy. Post up your nude summit shots - tasteful ones preferably.

You too, Roborto. This thread could hit a thousand posts.
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:24am PT
Freedom of speech is great & all but for the sake of humanity please keep the pubes to a minimum. Thank you.
reddirt

climber
PNW
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:47am PT
do you actually ski?
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:50am PT
Vitaliy. I dig Conness. I was guided up it one-day, then returned to lead it twice in the following 2-days. And me thinks your winter push was pretty neat ans akin to the learning curve I've been on since starting climbing a few months ago.

But I'd not slag off a 52-hour hike, at the least cause I ain't done one.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 02:56am PT
why?

Fun factor 11 with a hot girl.
Mister_Roborto

Trad climber
Queensland
Dec 16, 2011 - 03:13am PT
I did North Peak too (guided). Cathedral (guided then lead). Dana (guided). Tenaya (lead). Matthes (lead).

happiegrrrl

Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
Dec 16, 2011 - 11:16am PT
And so NOW we know why guys cannot successfully post scoutings for hot girls.


Because..... at least a few other sausages will show up and start a pissing match. The potential hot chick will, of course, known this would be happening, and have waited to play their cards.

They let the guys flaunt their accomplishments, while at the same time analyzing the type of person they are. And just like the scene in "A Beautiful Mind" in which John Nash realizes NONE of the girls are going to get picked, so too, do none of the guys in the post.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 11:18am PT
Vitaliy. I dig Conness. I was guided up it one-day, then returned to lead it twice in the following 2-days. And me thinks your winter push was pretty neat ans akin to the learning curve I've been on since starting climbing a few months ago.


I did North Peak too (guided).

Cool, it is one of my favorite places. More scrambling, less approach. This year my friend and I came back and did North ridge of north peak, north ridge of conness, went down to the other side and did west ridge of conness, 14.5 hours car to car. Very nice day of scrambling and climbing.

Your gf is cute. If you guys need a guide next time you are here, tell her to bring a friend. ; )
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 11:21am PT
NONE of the girls are going to get picked, so too, do none of the guys in the post.

Why should we pick you? Tell us about yourself. So far it is you vs LEB
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 16, 2011 - 11:22am PT
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