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bmacd
Mountain climber
100% Canadian
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Nov 15, 2011 - 01:12am PT
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Jennie how come you know so much about pornography and in particular certain porn stars ?
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Jennie
Trad climber
Elk Creek, Idaho
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Nov 15, 2011 - 02:46am PT
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Jennie how come you know so much about pornography and in particular certain porn stars ?
Forgive me, Bmacd... but giving a positive identification of a burglar doesn't make one an expert on crime and criminality. I know little about the pornography "industry".
After hearing this legend about Mormon girls I was curious about the source and investigated. I suspected it was a middle-school whimsy but it was the pornography business that disseminated the myth.
The Myth Finder website is currently down but you can read about Belladonna on Wikipedia. I won't recommend other Belladonna sites...not wanting benign innocents like Wes and Riley tangled in sordid karmic knots.
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Hilt
Social climber
Utah
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Nov 15, 2011 - 03:00am PT
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Jennie, I am so in love with you... Nice work.
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Bowser
Trad climber
Red River NM
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Nov 15, 2011 - 04:22am PT
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One 5-hr, red bull, monster or any other energy drink has little effect on me. It may make me a little more alert. Some time ago I was putting away a 6 pack of Mt. Dew a day and now at least a cup of coffee a day.
Now a thread going from 5-hour energy drinks to Mormons taking it in the butt is some funny shite.
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Jennie
Trad climber
Elk Creek, Idaho
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Nov 15, 2011 - 07:20am PT
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Thanks, Hilt. Going against the crowd is hard here and I try to avoid it. I hate making enemies but some rumormongering is too absurd to acquiesce to.
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Dingus McGee
Social climber
Laramie
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Nov 15, 2011 - 08:44am PT
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worthless or little effect: 5 hr energy dink
more addicting: RED BULLY
the best(for me): VIVA(Starbucks instant) Italian Roast in COLD water with Mormon chics
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the Fet
climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
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Nov 15, 2011 - 12:16pm PT
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In this case Bestial = Best + Special
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Nov 15, 2011 - 12:36pm PT
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Fables and fabricated generalizations about the sexual behaviours of Mormon teenagers are about as believable as those about rampaging wolves, and are invented for much the same reason.
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 15, 2011 - 12:43pm PT
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uh, ok, so the 5 hour drink is or isn't bad for me?
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Nov 15, 2011 - 12:58pm PT
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Submiting to sodomy or other bestial behavior gets her an excommunication slip...not a temple marriage.
I was thinking the same thing, like how on Earth would the temple "know" this sort of thing.
I'm no expert, but waaaaay back in the day I lived in a small LDS town.
There were quite a few girls who were less than "pure". Just like regular ol' human beings.
Now, back to 5 hr energy.
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d-know
Trad climber
electric lady land
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Nov 15, 2011 - 01:38pm PT
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no sense mucking
around in the
backyard
when
a proper
soaking
will do.
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Gunkie
Trad climber
East Coast US
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Nov 15, 2011 - 01:44pm PT
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Interesting, a 5-hour energy thread morphs into a Morman/sodomy discussion. But now I'm all curious about this magic elixir. And I'm not even Mormon (but have relatives who are).
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bmacd
Mountain climber
100% Canadian
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Nov 15, 2011 - 02:10pm PT
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Clearly all major religions are a cover story for fanatical sexual escapades, The mormons are no different from the rest which is why they need their 5 hour energy drinks Gunkie
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the Fet
climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
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Nov 15, 2011 - 02:57pm PT
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Further thread drift...
I just learned that the Mormons believed that black people were punished by God for something and were forced to be born black! Like it was a punishment. Wow. And they couldn't hold positions in the church. That makes the whole anti-gay marriage thing seem not so bad in comparison.
I know some VERY nice Mormons, but their religion is even kookier than others.
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survival
Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
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Nov 15, 2011 - 03:09pm PT
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Like it was a punishment. Wow. And they couldn't hold positions in the church. That makes the whole anti-gay marriage thing seem not so bad in comparison.
Standard religion stuff, as usual.
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snowhazed
Trad climber
Oaksterdam, CA
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Nov 15, 2011 - 03:24pm PT
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best thread of the day
mud wrestling- ha
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Fat Dad
Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
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Nov 15, 2011 - 06:07pm PT
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Interesting, a 5-hour energy thread morphs into a Morman/sodomy discussion. Got to love the Topo.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Nov 15, 2011 - 06:44pm PT
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If you prefer, may I suggest an Advil Cold and Sinus tablet.
The ephedra keeps you "alert" for 5-6 hours and for some strange reason, you don't have to pee for that same time. Comes in damn handy at times.
Of course, there's that annoying "show your driver's license" thing they make you do when you buy these anymore.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Nov 15, 2011 - 06:47pm PT
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I like how Jennie can speak for all of Mormondom's lady bungholes. It's ALL a myth. Not a single poker in a single pooper in all of Holy Joe's Land of Vanishing Golden Tablets.
Who knew that "this is the place" was actually from some "virginal" Mormon chick pointing the boyfriend to her poop chute?
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Gene
climber
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Nov 15, 2011 - 09:52pm PT
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Why do I feel I've been transported through time back to my 7th grade PE class.
Give it a rest guys. Very lame.
g
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