Why is it illegal to take more than one wife?

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Forest

Trad climber
Tucson, AZ
Feb 20, 2006 - 07:50pm PT
It's interesting how Juan posts a troll and everyone runs to do his research for him.

But when Lois asks a question, she's told, "Why don't you do some basic research?"

Interesting...
Ed Bannister

Mountain climber
Victorville, CA
Feb 20, 2006 - 08:46pm PT
Nice job Janet!
Dave

Mountain climber
the ANTI-fresno
Feb 20, 2006 - 09:45pm PT
"See lets face it, sex with the same women gets boring real fast."

So, you're both uncreative and unable to read caselaw. No surprise.

And what does Islam have to do with laws created to deal with the polygamist issues (problems?) that Mormonism brought?
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Feb 20, 2006 - 09:49pm PT
All I know is that every time I've had sex, I'm there and it's been great! I never grow bored of it....
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 20, 2006 - 09:53pm PT
Everytime has been great?

Ha, Ha.

Juanito
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Feb 20, 2006 - 10:00pm PT
yup.
Karen

Trad climber
Good question?
Feb 20, 2006 - 10:32pm PT
It's only boring when the man is a bore, dude it's all about the chemistry/creativity. If you are getting bored, you are probably creating this dull dynamic!!!
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 20, 2006 - 10:35pm PT
So what turns you on? Maybe I am doing something wrong?

Juanito
malabarista

Trad climber
San Francisco, Ca
Feb 20, 2006 - 10:51pm PT
Kate said :In the good 'ol USA you can buy as many women as you can afford and are *not required* to make them your wife.

So...what are you complaining about, again?"

That's the bottom line! Everything is for sale. If you want more than one, just pay by the hour.

I shudder when I see those Mormon polygamists (and it's not with envy).

As for why it is illegal? I say out of custom, and because nobody wants to write all the new tax laws we'd need.
Fluoride

Trad climber
on a rock or mountain out west
Feb 20, 2006 - 11:12pm PT
"Polygamy is having one wife too many
Monogamy is having one wife too many."
-Oscar Wilde


Heh James, VERY ironic since Oscar Wilde was flaming gay.
Karen

Trad climber
Good question?
Feb 20, 2006 - 11:30pm PT
Good one Fluoride....
WBraun

climber
Feb 21, 2006 - 12:22am PT
They are idiots .........

If the women outnumber the men, some men can accept more than one wife. In that way there will be no prostitution in society. If men can marry more than one wife, illicit sex life will be stopped.

Off course in this age of kali people can not follow this.

Thus it is a very fallen age.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Feb 21, 2006 - 12:29am PT
Juan, get this straight, wives would not compete for your attention, they would compete with each other to see which one could drive you nuts first.

Hell, it only took one to drive me nuts. And I'm talking serious jumping out the window, taking medication kind of nuts.

It's bad enough with one woman demanding that you take out the garbage, replace the light bulb, wash the dishes, plant the shrubery, and complete any other tasks on the infinite list of tasks that wives have for their husbands.

Besides, the only possible reason women would want sister wives is so they could have girl on girl sex, and do away with the man all together. IF you paid attention to those late night cable movies, you'd know that any time two women are in the same room together, they always have sex with each other.










P.S. If this offends anyone, grow a sense of humor and look up sarcasm in the dictionary.


PPS Crimper, I'm way past keeping score between me and women. I lost a long time ago. Badly.

But I want to marry Kate. She's too busy climbing to have household chores for me to do. Oh wait, I can see it now-- "Honey, be a dear and haul that 500 pound pig. What do you mean we should go free climbing? One more crack out of you and it's the number 5 Big Bro upside the head mister! Now hurry up and finish scrubbing and lubing all 437 cams.

Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Feb 21, 2006 - 12:37am PT
Some guys are happy to help around the house. Check out the email I received. Sitting there, minding my own business, and WHAM, this email arrives:

"Wow, I think you are gorgeous. I am an experienced submissive and exhibitionst. I have a house in south county, I am 6 foot 4, athletic build, short dark blonde hair, brown eyes, little body hair, clean cut and most people would describe me as being attractive. I am educated and lived in Dallas for nearly five years. I knew I was submissive before then, but it was in Dallas that I had the fortunate opportunity of being owned by a professional domme. There is very little I have not done, I have very few limits and am very creative. I am having a difficult time in St. Louis looking for someone like you to own me. I have a profile on collarme.com that goes into more detail of what I have done and really enjoy. There is too much to list, so I will happily answer questions you have for me. I also cook, clean and do other house chores. I am on yahoo under the address of deleted (email and IM), and I have some more pics I could, but everyone who knows me says that I look much better in person. I'm not photogenic at all. I really hope to hear from you."


And they say romance is dead.
WBraun

climber
Feb 21, 2006 - 12:46am PT
Hahahahahaha LOL yours crimpie and dirts are so funny.
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Feb 21, 2006 - 01:28am PT
How odd.

Here's one I got the other day. It came from a different address that the one given in the message.

**
HelLo curtj2000@charter.net! I fouNd yoUr profile in seaRch result Here. whEn I read it I deCidEd to wriTe you and intRoduce mysElf. sO, mY nAme iS AnAstasia. I Know tHat my letteR may get loSt among oThers that comE to you evEry day, but It will be coOL if yoU'll write me. If yoU really searChing for your sEcond half wTh serious inTEntions to bUild a family, if you prefEr present diaLOgue instead of gaMe, I'll wait for yoUr ansWer.


You mAy write me tO my e-maiL: dzumon@altern.org
HaVe a nIce dAy!!!
I'm waiTing... Bye-BYe!

***

You don't think that could really be Kate do you? Or maybe, Angelina Joli? Hmmmm.... Seems like they have a little trouble with the concept of When to Capitalize or something. Makes you wonder what other problems they might have.

Maybe we should hook up crimpers secret admirer with this person?
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
St. Louis
Feb 21, 2006 - 01:32am PT
You can have him when he's done cleaning the kitchen and doing the laundry....
Fluoride

Trad climber
on a rock or mountain out west
Feb 21, 2006 - 01:45am PT
"I have a profile on collarme.com that goes into more detail of what I have done and really enjoy"


Oh man, stay away from submissives. Being the one who has to do all the whipping and spanking gets really old.
Ouch!

climber
Feb 21, 2006 - 01:57am PT
The one wife rule goes back to ancient Jewish law, where a man and woman cleave unto each other. It has to do with the amount of cleavage a man can handle without being smothered. A man can handle several skinny women but usually only one fat one, with the abundant cleavage. Woman outlives man by several years on the average and his longevity is inversely proportional to the size of her hooters. To have it any other way could bring man to the brink of extinction as in the case of poor Neanderthal.
Mom

Social climber
So Cal
Feb 21, 2006 - 01:59am PT
just an question/observation.... why is it that men are interested in having more than one wife, when seldom do we hear of women taking more than one husband at a time or wishing to live with multiple men in concubine manner.....?????

is it just the nature of the beast??
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