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pud
climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
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Jul 12, 2011 - 10:42pm PT
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Too funny.
I quit the hippie lettuce way back when for a similar reason.
I would lose my car keys almost immediately after partaking in a session.
I mean, I could sit there, inhale and watch my keys on the coffee table become transparent. They would slowly fade with every toke then, bam! they were gone. Disappeared into thin air!
Not kidding. This happened so often that I finally decided it was a sign that I had had my fair share of herb and it was time to move on.
That, and I got sick of walking everywhere stoned.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jul 12, 2011 - 11:03pm PT
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When you're stoned, you need to keep all your sh^t on short leashes. It's a simple lesson.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Jul 12, 2011 - 11:04pm PT
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I hear ya brandon...but maybe it was the DMT, not the herb. Coulda been the lowlifes you hang with too ;^}
Jus sayin.
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apogee
climber
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Jul 12, 2011 - 11:10pm PT
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Best lines of this thread (thusfar):
"I can hide my own easter eggs..."
"only users lose drugs. "
"When you're stoned, you need to keep all your sh^t on short leashes."
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 12, 2011 - 11:20pm PT
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always appoint a designated thinker....
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jul 12, 2011 - 11:36pm PT
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Hey! I appreciate people hide things and can't remember where they hid them,(like my original wedding ring) or misplace stuff.
However: when the subject of lost socks comes up!
Well at least your wasting your time looking for something that has some real value; I can't say how many hours I've wasted looking for things like one missing sock after doing laundry just b/c I'm pissed at losing something. Real time suck.
You have to know that common items like: socks, clothes hangers, paper-clips, and ball-point pens go missing all the time.
My profound theory is: a certain percent of socks, clothes-hangers, paper-clips, and ball-point pens are Alien Symbiotic invaders.
These harmless alien species live off our sweat, respiration, and sloughed skin-cells.
Every now and then: they transmogrify to a different, but commonly used by humans, form.
This is why you are always losing or gaining: socks, ball-point pens, clothes-hangers, and paper clips.
I am jest trying to help with "missing personal items."
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Beatrix Kiddo
Mountain climber
ColoRADo
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Jul 13, 2011 - 11:19am PT
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Maybe if you try looking for something else your money will turn up. I've lost things before, spent way too much time in search of what I lost and found more lettuce! Jackpot!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Jul 13, 2011 - 11:25am PT
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One of the true regrets that I have in life is that I smoked pot(an ounce every 3 days average) from the age of about 14 to 21. I lost - a lot. Much of which will never be retrieved.
But it doesn't seem that is what this thread is about.
I adored Nita's easter egg remark - really funny!
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Jan
Mountain climber
Okinawa, Japan
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Jul 13, 2011 - 12:03pm PT
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How about between the leaves of a book, or under something like between the pillow and the pillow case, or up under a shelf in a desk, in the refrigerator, taped to the inside of your toilet tank? The question is, how creative are you before you get stoned?
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Tomcat
Trad climber
Chatham N.H.
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Jul 13, 2011 - 04:37pm PT
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What Khanom said. Don't think, just go entirely on instinct. Go where your gut says.
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Chiloe
Trad climber
Lee, NH
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Jul 13, 2011 - 04:48pm PT
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As Tami mentioned upthread ... have you ruled out the hypothesis that your cash left the house with a "friend"?
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 13, 2011 - 05:00pm PT
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I haven't ruled out theft. The only person who could possibly know where I kept it is my brothers best friend, who was at the house earlier. I'd hate to think that this guy would be so shady, but the pieces keep adding up.
I've checked in books, between books, in the freezer, in everything here. Everything.
As of today, I've written it off.
Easy come, easy go. At least it wasn't something really important.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 13, 2011 - 07:11pm PT
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FACT; I just found it.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 13, 2011 - 07:13pm PT
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was my old style#4 camalot with it?
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nita
Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
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Jul 13, 2011 - 07:15pm PT
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So...where was it?
ps, we found our pink slip-three years after selling our car...
When Timid lost the keys to our house, i hid my ipod and a bunch of other stuff. i found my ipod seven months later..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfurGjH1cs&NR=1
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canyoncat
Social climber
SoCal
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Jul 13, 2011 - 07:16pm PT
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Under the mattress? In the pillowcase? How about the sock drawer? I find that when I'm stoned I'm not nearly as creative as I "think" I am, so it's probably in a fairly obvious place.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 13, 2011 - 07:20pm PT
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At the bottom of the stairs, behind my gum boots, in a cd binder's secret compartment.
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Jul 13, 2011 - 08:00pm PT
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Glad you found it. Don't spend it on weed!
I hid my back-up external hard drive when we went on vacation one year, thinking that my data was the one thing I really couldn't lose. I lost it so good that had to buy another one.
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Charlie D.
Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
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Jul 13, 2011 - 08:07pm PT
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Many, many years ago our frizbee gets stuck up in a tree. My buddy walks over, picks up a large rock, throws it up toward the stuck saucer which bounces off a limb and comes directly back and hits him right in the kisser. While heading to the ER I ask why he didn't move? The response was I forgot that I threw it.
Glad you found the $ and yes the lettuce makes you stupid despite what some will claim.
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Gal
Trad climber
a semi lucid consciousness
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Jul 13, 2011 - 08:13pm PT
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How oh how did you come across it? Did you suddenly remember?
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