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WBraun

climber
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:16pm PT
In America they are extremely body conscious.

In the remote jungle everyone walks around buck naked and it's totally as normal as you walking in the mall.

After I came out of the deep deep jungle and went to the mall I couldn't understand why everyone had clothe on .....
Phantom X

Trad climber
Honeycomb Hideout
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:29pm PT
Is that Flashy P?
surfstar

climber
Santa Barbara, CA
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:31pm PT
After I came out of the deep deep jungle and went to the mall I couldn't understand why everyone had clothe on .....

Because over 30% of Americans are OBESE! They should be clothed and self-conscious!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:36pm PT
Nude mall walking, an under appreciated sport.
Gene

Social climber
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:37pm PT
Nude mall walking, an under appreciated sport.


speaking from experience?

EDIT: Full disclosure: I was a shopping mall Santa in Anchoarage in 1980. I have no shame. It was the low point in an otherwise under-achieving job career.
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:40pm PT
Werner just because what you experience in a remote jungle seems normal there, doesn't mean it's acceptable or normal here!

I think you know this too.
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:43pm PT
Bluey, that depands on where you hang out. Werner has been to a Mall?
nature

climber
Tuscon Again! India! India! Hawaii! LA?!?!
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:48pm PT
running a fish bag naked is also under appreciated.

WBraun

climber
Dec 21, 2010 - 08:59pm PT
So in the deep deep jungle the first thing the natives want to see from the white man outsider: "Is his junk white?"

So we show our junk and it is white and the natives start laughing.

Why they laugh????

Because our junk was from the American mall ........
Chinchen

climber
Way out there....
Dec 21, 2010 - 09:11pm PT
Finally a thread worth reading...
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 21, 2010 - 09:24pm PT
Next time get her on Bearded Cabbage

pulthru

Trad climber
Wenatchee, WA
Dec 21, 2010 - 09:53pm PT
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Dec 21, 2010 - 10:00pm PT
No shorts, but no complaints whatsoever.....
pc

climber
Dec 21, 2010 - 10:11pm PT
Good first post Crimpie!

Got to call BS on Bluething. A great indication of what's wrong with this frickin' country. Up in arms over a little "not even" nudity yet absolutely fine with everyone and their toad carrying handguns.

pc
Sir loin of leisure...

Trad climber
I'm from Idaho..bitch
Dec 21, 2010 - 10:15pm PT
naked chicks with handguns..cool...
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Dec 21, 2010 - 10:22pm PT
Pulthru wins the prize.
Kalimon

Trad climber
Ridgway, CO
Dec 21, 2010 - 10:28pm PT
Pulthru,

Thanks for sharing, stunning to say the least, damn fine . . . it would be really remarkable if you have actually even been in the presence of this goddess. I kind of doubt it!
Dr. Crankenstein

Trad climber
San Francisco, Ca
Dec 21, 2010 - 10:36pm PT
Is it weird that I would find the woman in the original post more attractive if she were on the sharp end of that rope?
Eubanks,D

Big Wall climber
Dec 21, 2010 - 10:44pm PT
The problem is we hide it way too much!

Show more!!!
WBraun

climber
Dec 21, 2010 - 11:02pm PT
Oh you light weights!

Staring at woman's asses but you can't show yours.

Let the women see your asses and let em comment ......
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