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Steve L

Gym climber
SUR
Dec 2, 2010 - 12:52pm PT
After all this struggling, my friend wanted me to throw away my 50-pound pack, but I refused.


I can just imagine this dramatic scene in the movie version of this epic adventure.

n00b1: You have to throw away the pack. Our lives depend on it.
n00b2: Never! My mom gave me that pack!

(as n00b2 turns to walk away, n00b1 grabs him by the shoulder)

n00b1: We'll die!!!
n00b2: You can pry this pack off of my cold dead body! I'll see you in hell Hunter!!
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 2, 2010 - 12:52pm PT
an impassable ravine, lost, wet and cold. The helicopter was able to drop off a crewmember who hiked to the stranded climbers and escorted them back to the helicopter

impassable to rock climbers, but not to hikers, i guess.
utahman912

Social climber
SLC, UT
Dec 2, 2010 - 12:54pm PT
2 Trango Equlizers? That is equalized squared
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Dec 2, 2010 - 01:02pm PT
n00b1: You have to throw away the pack. Our lives depend on it.
n00b2: Never! My mom gave me that pack!

(as n00b2 turns to walk away, n00b1 grabs him by the shoulder)

n00b1: We'll die!!!
n00b2: You can pry this pack off of my cold dead body! I'll see you in hell Hunter!!

LOL!!!!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 2, 2010 - 01:06pm PT
Venture North of Del Monte at your own peril!
Make sure you have duct tape and a leatherman!
"Burned my credit cards for fuel"
Josh Nash

Social climber
riverbank ca
Dec 2, 2010 - 01:37pm PT
uh I just saw the google map and well I really don't get it? A helicopter came and got them? really? What are you doing?
maybe he's right.....why would you even post it anywhere? I'm now confused and scared....
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 2, 2010 - 01:40pm PT
Sounds like a great partner, you get him lost, convince him to hide his gear and come back later for some free gear. Malibu can afford it so it's not unethical.
Bad Acronym

climber
Little Death Hollow
Dec 2, 2010 - 01:51pm PT
I agree with Dingus, this is a great example of why you shouldn't give your itinerary to family members or anyone else that might give a sh*t. They shoulda gone all Harrison Ford when they saw Tommy Lee Jones a-coming...
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 2, 2010 - 01:58pm PT
So the n00bs get stoned with the cheese makers?
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 2, 2010 - 02:06pm PT
More n00bs casting stones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc5lagb9M94
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Dec 2, 2010 - 02:58pm PT
To their credit, it IS a 45-minute hike to Echo (for those of you unfamiliar with the area), and the last 15 minutes in a steep scramble up/down rock that gets very slippery when wet.

Glad the got out OK.
groundup

Trad climber
hard sayin' not knowin'
Dec 2, 2010 - 03:12pm PT
ring ring!

"Hello, 911..."

"Help! I need a helicopter. I'm lost between my house and the 7-11... I'm a sport climber so I left the beer in a last ditch bid for survival... I did eat 50lbs. of HoHo's though."

"Thanks for your call MR. Darwin, the chopper is on its way"
squatch

Boulder climber
santa cruz, CA
Dec 2, 2010 - 03:37pm PT
We got a 30 second ride to the parking lot

evan11

Trad climber
Prior Lake, MN
Dec 2, 2010 - 03:44pm PT
this is better than any morning news story. im gonna read this again later with beer in hand for proper entertainment value.

I second this, too good.
ec

climber
ca
Dec 3, 2010 - 12:03pm PT
tinder would just cherry out

'a phrase that only someone with knowledge of marijuana use would use...

Prolly more to the story...

duuuude!


 ec
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Dec 3, 2010 - 12:46pm PT
Dude, you gotta bail on all that heavy shizz and head for the cave!!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Dec 3, 2010 - 08:05pm PT
Cragman should try praying. It's the only option he has left, that he hasn't tried.
scuffy b

climber
Three feet higher
Dec 3, 2010 - 08:12pm PT
It's a good thing one of them was familiar with the trails.

Hey, this is a dead end. Should we turn around?
Are you kiddin me? We gotta go cross country in the dark.
Which way is down?
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Dec 3, 2010 - 09:04pm PT
What a bunch of haters you guys are.

I'm lucky to have survived when one of my Tevas blew out on the trek back from the Mass Production Wall at Red Rocks. I had to ditch my fanny pack. I had to add a second layer of manpris. I burned the guidebook and hunkered down with my spaceblanket.
One thing I would never do, ever, was leave my draws. Oh hell no. No f*#kin way.
Luckily right as the sun was going down some hardmen were coming back from the Trophy and showed me the way out. I guess I had gone around in circles 'cause I only had one sandal.

Be careful out there folks, it could happen to you.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 3, 2010 - 09:09pm PT
I'm just glad Cragman made it out, okay, even without ditching his cr and costco goodies. He might be bold enough to climb in the banana belt!
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