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Daphne

Trad climber
Mill Valley, CA
Aug 9, 2010 - 06:16pm PT
Hey! I notice no man has answered my question (so far).

"My question is: can you smell yourself??? Do you like that smell???"

So, do you like your own smell? Or do you just ignore it and let it go like you might leave a wet towel on the bathroom floor?
(not that that habit has ever bothered me, or anything... :-)


edit: ^^ Axe, Brute, Old Spice, Obsession, Stinky Man Perfume. .
oh god yes, please leave that stuff off! How about soap and water and perhaps a light unscented deodorant or anti-perspirant product?
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Aug 9, 2010 - 06:28pm PT
Fresh sweat can act as an aphrodisiac. Stale sweat...forget it.
Daphne

Trad climber
Mill Valley, CA
Aug 9, 2010 - 06:38pm PT
ok, fresh sweat on a clean body: yummy, salty, almost smells like the sun. This assumes your clothes are also fresh and haven't been yanked from the hamper and subjected to the smell test.

But then the bacteria goes to work and say, eight hours later, a certain muskiness develops. As I've been climbing right along with you, I don't really care. It's accepted, tolerable, maybe even slighty sexy depending on the situation. But then it begins to build and build and you wear the same clothes the next day and we haven't taken a dip in a body of water and you refuse to wear deodorant because "it isn't natural". And suddenly I am moving away from you when I am downwind. And holding my breath if you raise your arm.

I don't know how clear that is. Maybe I need a scratch and sniff sample? ;-)

rgold

Trad climber
Poughkeepsie, NY
Aug 9, 2010 - 06:42pm PT
There once was a climber named Andy
whose odor was really quite randy.
The girls held their noses
but went for his poses
'cause climbers make the best eye candy!
habitat

climber
grass pass
Aug 9, 2010 - 07:20pm PT
Yes! I agree with one of these polls...finally!
franky

Trad climber
Ford Pickup Truck, North America
Aug 9, 2010 - 07:50pm PT
whew... my feet stink pretty bad, might not be willing to tie in with you anymore cragman.

unlined leather is the only solution. lined leather gets pretty bad... and synthetic is death.
franky

Trad climber
Ford Pickup Truck, North America
Aug 9, 2010 - 08:31pm PT
hmmm. I'll have to give that a shot. need all the help i can get to make my type-writer legs look hot for the ladies.
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Aug 9, 2010 - 11:19pm PT
Nothing is sexier than a buff stinky women with climbing abrasions, hiking shoes/boots and a cute smile on her face. FYI

High heals and lingerie are so over rated.
Cowdog

Trad climber
The Valley
Aug 9, 2010 - 11:28pm PT
My python boot is too tight, I couldn't get it off last night...
Karen

Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
Aug 10, 2010 - 12:30am PT
What's wrong with a buff girl in hiking boots, dirty with scrapes on her knees who later gets cleaned up and dons some sexy lingerie? Seems like the perfect combo.....



but back to the stink thing...if you start the day, both guy and girl nice and clean, then both get sweaty while climbing, nothing wrong and stinky about that, does help if you're attracted to said climbing partner though!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Aug 10, 2010 - 12:33am PT
Stuffy lady, to the famous Dr. Samuel Johnson*: "You smell!"

Dr. Johnson: "You smell. I stink."

*Author of the first dictionary of English, in the 18th century, bon vivant, and subject of Boswell's famous life.
Cowdog

Trad climber
The Valley
Aug 10, 2010 - 12:43am PT
The crux of the biscuit is the '. Here Fido... Fido...
BASE104

climber
An Oil Field
Aug 10, 2010 - 02:53am PT
Climbing is sexy? Man, when I was dirtbagging and living the life, I couldn't get laid for a million bucks. My feet smelled so bad that even dogs and bears would run away. Climbing has up and gone all mainstream now.

As for scent. It goes both ways, girls. I have to admit that at 21 I never would let that stop me as long as I could stay away from that thing and gasp for fresh air.

Has anyone ever smelled a bucket of dead carp?

When I started BASE jumping, I became a babe magnet. I have no explanation for this other than there were very few of us when I was in the glory of my youth.
Shack

Big Wall climber
Reno NV
Aug 10, 2010 - 03:08am PT
Has anyone ever smelled a bucket of dead carp?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!1!11!
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Aug 10, 2010 - 03:15am PT
The climbers in that survey must have been the high $$$ fools on the Carnival Cruise lines, tugging on bondo and pleading for tension.

Money is very, very sexy.


Not surprisingly, Carnival Cruise Lines also offers the other three "sports" cited in that survey: aerobics, body-building and golf (driving range on the fantail). Swimming was obviously omitted, because there is no way to actually swim in a pool full of rambunctious children.

It sounds like someone with a laptop got a free cruise by offering to do a "study" while underway.
BASE104

climber
An Oil Field
Aug 10, 2010 - 03:21am PT
Yeah, I think I am going to have to delete that dead carp post any second.
Tom

Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
Aug 10, 2010 - 03:28am PT
Don't you DARE delete the Dead Carp Post.

A man who would call a thing by its natural name could hardly pass the streets without being knocked down as an enemy of the people.

 I'm too lazy to look the attributee up - the quote appears in HST's Hell's Angels
BASE104

climber
An Oil Field
Aug 10, 2010 - 03:38am PT
Well, the dead carp comment is certainly the exception rather than the rule.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 10, 2010 - 03:58am PT
I'm pretty smell tolerant but it's worth noting that one of the components of sweat is Urea

"Small amounts of ammonia, urea, & ketones are normal in sweat.

Ammonia is produced in your body when you break down amino acids (protein). It is supposed to be turned into urea. Ammonia and urea are supposed to be eliminated in urine.

Ketones (the onion smell) are produced when burning fats in the absence of carbohydrates.

Both smells are common when endurance athletes are glycogen depleted so protein/fat burning increases and subsequently increases the concentration of ammonia, urea, & ketones."

FWIW

Back in the early 80s very few women seriously climbed. If you lived in Yosemite, they tried to keep the non-employee climbers out of the dorm, where most of the local women lived and where climbers often sought to have various needs met (Food, showers, Love, whatnot) It was a pretty sad scene compared to what you might hear from say, Wilt Chamberlain.
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Aug 10, 2010 - 11:30am PT
Mmmm, urea.


"Can you smell me now !?!"
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