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tinker b

climber
the commonwealth
Jul 14, 2010 - 03:55pm PT
thanks for setting an excellent example. i try my best to be aware of where i piss, bit a have yet to pack it out on a wall. the bar has been set though, and i will pack out my pee next time i get up there.
unfortunately there are a lot of people who can't even get a few feet from the base to piss...and will the boys stop pissing in overhangs...
apogee

climber
Jul 14, 2010 - 04:03pm PT
Urine is harmless when it's in your body...once it exits, it's a great place for bacteria breeding. It's not only an aesthetic concern, it's a health hazard when there's enough of it concentrated in one area.

To the OP's point, if we could all just keep it contained somehow, it would much less of a problem, aesthetically and otherwise.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Jul 14, 2010 - 04:24pm PT
It's a fine inspiration and the time has come on many routes at least.

At a very minimum, pee in a gatorade bottle and pour out off the ledge in an appropriate direction and manner. (away from the route and climbers) That's pretty minimum. I carry a small gatorade (wide mouth bottles) on long aid leads/long belays.

Often it's really necessary to haul the pee up or at least to a better place up the route. It's only a bit more of similar hauling and it can be poured out on top. Isn't that worth it not to sleep in sewers?

Thanks for stepping up with this one. I promise to ratchet up the effort even if I don't always meet the ideal

Peace

Karl
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 14, 2010 - 04:47pm PT
One evening on Tribal Rite, I felt the need so I was getting my knees onto the edge of my ledge, I was just about ready to let fly when I looked down about 400 feet to two guys on El Cap Tower, laying on their backs, in their sleeping bags, looking up at me. There was no way I could do it! I grabbed my "night bottle" and went in there.
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Jul 14, 2010 - 06:02pm PT
Hey, Mark, I wonder if those guys were sayin',"I bet that guy is gonna piss on us", eh?
Good on ya, man.
the kid

Trad climber
fayetteville, wv
Jul 14, 2010 - 06:59pm PT
given the traffic on the walls these days,
this seems like the next step in wall standards..

I'll get Metolius to build the big wall piss keg!
Fogarty

climber
BITD
Jul 14, 2010 - 08:26pm PT
Mark Great Quote

El Cap deserves it!


R.B.

Trad climber
Land of the Volcanic Mud Flow
Jul 14, 2010 - 08:28pm PT
Ah the smell of fresh piss on orange granite ... it just takes me right there!
Mark Hudon

Trad climber
Hood River, OR
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 14, 2010 - 08:59pm PT
given the traffic on the walls these days,
this seems like the next step in wall standards..

That's my point, Kurt. I need well respected guys like you to get on board and advocate it with me.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 14, 2010 - 09:16pm PT
Take "the road lest travelled by." It's also the one less pissed on.
Studly

Trad climber
WA
Jul 14, 2010 - 10:00pm PT
I had a rattlesnake jump dive past my shoulder at TLC recently. I was almost to the anchors and something fell right past me to a bush, I thought it was a branch at first, startled me, and I looked down and it was a big rattler I had surprised which had been sunning itself on a small ledge as am I came up. It was moving around, getting all agressive at me. I could hardly thread the anchors my hands were shaking but I talked to it calmly and it settled down, and I slowly lowered off past it. My question is this: Should I carry a piss bottle in the future at all times, or is this an acceptable situation for spontaneously urinating on the rock as I wet myself?
Loomis

climber
*_*
Jul 14, 2010 - 11:21pm PT
Fogarty, remember what happened up on the Prow so many years ago, when we were below Vaino and Diana Kodas? I remember as we settled in for the evening in our ledges, Diana cut loose, our ledges becoming the shelter from the "storm" :-)
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Jul 15, 2010 - 12:01am PT
doing his best to keep it in a crack (take that you free climbing monkeys!

that's the problem. you don't pee in a crack or on a ledge. if you can't pee away from the rock you pee on an open face away from the route where it can evaporate. if people don't even know that how can you hope they are going to haul it?
John Fine

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Jul 15, 2010 - 01:49pm PT
After the experience hauling liquid waste last year with Mark, I'm a believer. It was easy.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of cleaner and cleaner bivvies as the years go by.

We can make it happen!

-John


'Tis not too late to seek a newer world. -Tennyson
Moof

Big Wall climber
A cube at my soul sucking job in Oregon
Jul 15, 2010 - 02:38pm PT
"that's the problem. you don't pee in a crack or on a ledge. if you can't pee away from the rock you pee on an open face away from the route where it can evaporate. if people don't even know that how can you hope they are going to haul it?"

I agree, just relaying the story. I busted up watching the poor tethered bastard get owned by his partner...

On the Prow was hauled most of the liquid waste (and peed away from the route when we didn't). On Leaning Tower it is pretty easy to pee into space. Mideast Crisis was another that was overhung enough that I wasn't worried about it.
jsb

Trad climber
Bay area
Jul 15, 2010 - 02:58pm PT
Personally, I think peeing on the captain is not a big deal! Urine is more than 95% water, and what's left is mostly salt, potassium, and urea (a harmless chemical).

The smell, by the way, comes from the urea breaking down into ammonia. If you pee out onto an open face or away from the rock, I'm guessing this process will happen more quickly and any signs of "passage" will be gone in a day or so.

If you're pee-ing in the cracks behind your belay ledge, then god help us all.
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
Jul 15, 2010 - 04:05pm PT
Carry a supply of Depends...
Captain...or Skully

Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
Jul 15, 2010 - 06:02pm PT
Ain't mine....must be urine.
426

climber
Buzzard Point, TN
Jul 16, 2010 - 09:42am PT
Bwahahah too funny, this actually got me thinking about Arrakis....stillsuits are so 2020. Integrate with a FishProds® ® ® rack ftw...
Elvis Leg

Trad climber
Dallas, TX
Jul 16, 2010 - 10:04am PT
I for one would definately enjoy pee free belays. On my first wall, of what sadly is only a few, I managed a feat that few have repeated. I peed on my partner with someone else's pee!!

Arriving at the first ledge low on the south face of the column I found a gallon jug half full of what was definately not all water. Feeling like i hadn't hugged enough trees lately I decided I should help said jug find the dumpster. I didn't want to carry the half gallon of suspect liquid inside. So being my first wall and all I thought I would just dump it out right then and there. Well no sooner had I started pouring than the updrafts all you more seasoned wall rats are familiar with took over and liberaly sprayed my partner with the contents of the jug. Thus I peed on my partner with someone else's pee.
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