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Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts

And even though Roger Clemens stabs his radio with a syringe whenever he hears us say it, this is NPR: National Public Radio

Tiger On the Loose by Claude Balls

"I'm wearing my wedding ring," said Tom with abandon.
"I'm concerned about the number of people not attending," said Tom absentmindedly.
"Who would want to steal modern art?" asked Tom abstractedly.
"Now I can chop down that tree," said Tom with a heavy accent.
"Let's all play an A, a C sharp, and an E," cried Tom's band with one accord.
"I gave the donkey some vinegar," said Tom acidly.
"There's room for one more," Tom admitted.
"They are not answering - we'd better try the knocker," said Tom adoringly.
"I'll eat till I burst," Tom agreed.
"Fire!" yelled Tom alarmingly.
"I'm halfway up a mountain," Tom alleged.
"There's no need for silence," Tom allowed.
"It's a unit of electric current," said Tom amply.
"These are the propulsion systems used by NASA for the moonshots," said Tom apologetically.
"This is a delicious Golden Delicious," said Tom applaudingly.
"My investments are worth more every day," said Tom appreciatively.

Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragin