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paul roehl
Boulder climber
california
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Without a doubt that was the best thing I've seen all day! Fembots?
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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the reports of intake are acceptable.
the slander, thus far mostly sucks!
come on crew! show some spunk!
heres how:
air stinks. sun burns. clouds veil. booze buries. gravity... shite there's nothin bad to say of gravity cause all of my pursuits depend upon her!.... eternity is a whore, and death is her hymen!
come now.
be play.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
SoCal
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1. Proper martini - gin with vermouth actually in the drink - the perfect buzz.
2. Ignoring male dog trying to screw the female in heat on the other side of the room.
3. Obsessing over adding details to my latest additions to MountainProject.com
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Hmmmmm. Must not be drunk enough.
Oh, look a squirrel!
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Denise Umstot
climber
Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
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WTF...I can move like that can't you Happie! Incredible!
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Daphne
Trad climber
Mill Valley, CA
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Oh Happie! That drew me out of lurker mode. What a great clip. I hope nature drops in. Those guys are definitely yogini material.
(I'm not drinking cause I am on pain meds right now for my eye. Does vicodin count? I could take more than one. Hell, I might take more than one.)
edit: my inflammatory comment:
I think nattalia is a man. Why does everyone think he is a woman, couldn't his name stand for Nat Talia? I slander all who disagree with me!
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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Maybe some lettuce, even?
Yowza.
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corniss chopper
Mountain climber
san jose, ca
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One of the new suits at work has a still at home for making 'fuel'
for his car. Has a fed permit too. Says he can make enough to
cut his gas bill in half. Uses discount sugar from Costo and Walmart
and plastic buckets. Ingenuity at it best.
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Mason
Trad climber
Yay Area
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Rules:
1. Your current consumption
2. At least one inflammatory comment
3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.
If I could offer any more suggestions, I would! But I can't.
So here we go:
1. One margarita a couple hours ago, and about 0.6 of a bottle of really nice Cali chardonnay, a nice 07 Gnarly Head. On an empty stomach.
2. Steve Grossman is a dickhead!
3. I have no life. I suck. But at least I'm going caving next week in Kentucky! And I'm watching Get Smart reruns, starring the late-great Don Adams, a fellow Hoser.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNext!
1. So far, one Sierra Nevada Hef! Garnished with an Orange! I know, fruity, but I was out of lemons.
2. Pate is a goddamn smartass! (We made up a while back, though, so big hugs, Pate!) (Post Thread review Edit: Bluering's a goddamn commie cop-out who flaked out last minute on the below mentioned ski trip!)
3. I'm waiting for Ezra to pick me up so we can drive to Tahoe and go snowboarding at Squaw Valley tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Minerals
Social climber
The Deli
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1. On Green Label #4 but don’t feel much yet…
2. Only lightweights get drunk.
3. I’m not drunk and I don’t climb rocks in the winter… just look at them. I’m also waiting on a geo job opportunity so that I can share ranks with them professionals but am having fun trying to share/educate my fellow Supertopians here at the Taco Stand in the mean time. Why not? Teaching is fun!!! And, there’s too much damn snow out in the desert so far this winter anyway!!! Aaacckkk!!!!
Now then… If I could only muster up a serious Tuolumne belch… :)
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
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I have a job. Can't really say I work, though.
Hmmmm.
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salad
climber
Escondido
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1. Your current consumption - 6th pale ale
2. At least one inflammatory comment - you dirty libs can rot in hell. no, you cant have my money.
3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag. - the kids are going NUTS. they are sitting at the table eating frozen yogurt. i escaped to the office for a moment of 'sanity'.
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MisterE
Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
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1. Three beers in 3 hours and now coffee - it's going to be a long night!
2. Eat balls, Asseyes!
3. Going to company party at a bowling alley, and I have:
my *Official* Dude Bowling Shirt, Medina Sod's own "Art"
check
Nice straw poppy hat
check
Elvis sunglasses
check
flip flops
check
chalk ball
check
hottie in lime green polyester and white leather platforms
check.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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1. chamomile tea
2. leb is my illegitimate love child!
3. i'm looking to arrive at mt. woodson so out of shape i've got a legitimate excuse.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Pete I luv this thread....( sung to I luv this Bar) being an out of work construction worker in NV I've been hitting the Bud Lite ( I'm trying to lose a few lbs.) since 10am I'm getting a good workout just crushing the empty cases.... If the rain stop's around here we might be able to climb at the Loaf but it's a long drive.It's a little warm to really make the effort to attempt a Lee vining Ice trip so .....Drinking it is. God Bless and enjoy those Knasty cave's you crazy Canook.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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i still say, as amater-of-fact agorgantly that my drink dial is the besttest.. i bought a portalege with saturated dreams of big mountain solos and conviced my wife to forego home projects and payments to the govn't all so i could feel like a man conquoring that pesky gawdforsaken unknown who... she beckons us brave cowards.... to come see abuse inherent in the system.... onwards... fair soldiers and soldierettes to the last farewell to her god.
plop. plank. stumble, trip. strip. tidy up. undo the knot. retie it. bleeeeeep.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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I'll drink to that you "Wegian". Burp.......
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Reeotch
Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
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1. Zilch, Nada, Nothing (I could sure use a beer and a bowl right now, though!)
2. Some of the vitriolic, arrogant, self-centered slander that was posted in response to natalia's thread (US on decay? a european view) makes me ashamed to be an american. What a bunch of spoiled idiots!
3. I'm not doing something more worthwhile (like having a bowl and a beer) because my girlfriend's grown kids are home (zonning out on the boob toob) and I'm supposed to be setting a good example.
. . . HELP MR. WIZARD . . .
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