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mouse from merced
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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2019 - 09:18pm PT
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No spiders photos posted on the Insetcs thread, are there?
Probably.
Stupid schoolboy mistakes abound.
Must learn to be more tolerant.
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Jim Clipper
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Mar 15, 2019 - 09:39pm PT
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Did I already post this? To the newfangled teetotalers, !salud! Maybe we get to live a little, vicariously, through mr. Prine.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2019 - 09:58pm PT
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Mr. Fitschen by Mr. Denny.
And looky here, it's Denny and Kenny.Mr. Museum Director, take a bow!
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mouse from merced
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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2019 - 10:10pm PT
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mouse from merced
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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2019 - 11:14pm PT
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mouse from merced
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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2019 - 11:15pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 15, 2019 - 11:16pm PT
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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Mar 16, 2019 - 12:41am PT
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back in nineteen seventy three
(with edits)
well I went to the vet
just the other day
to get some insulin
for my dog
they charged me twice
what they used to charge
to keep my puppy
sleeping like a log
well I brought in
all the used syringes
packaged up
all nice and neat
it used to cost me nothing
now they wanted to charge me
hundreds of dollars
I could of sold them on the street
I wish it were
like it used to be
when a poor man
could be poor for free
and I still had that
silver dollar
back in
nineteen seventy three
well I went down
to the tax man
I said I’m thinking
about retiring
he said I made too much money
when I was young
now they weren’t gonna let me
off for free
and when I die
and I owe all that money
they’re gonna have to go
to hell for me
if they try to collect
there’ll be hell to pay
‘cause the devils gonna have
me fetching for free
I wish it were
like it used to be
when a poor man
could be poor for free
but the devils done got
my silver dollar
from back in
nineteen seventy three
-bushman
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 09:22am PT
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Lazurus the Loser
Let's all give a shout and a holler
For the yegg with the silver dollar
He could grow up to become a faller
If he avoids the vagrancy collar
The cops don't care about a poor soul
It's all about the size of one's bankroll...
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Bushman
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The state of quantum flux
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Mar 16, 2019 - 09:51am PT
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Lis’n
I’m in...Jim
Les’n yer callin’ my crib
a waller
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 10:01am PT
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Hey, if you lead, I'll foller.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 16, 2019 - 10:57am PT
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For one thing, many people think spiders are insects. They're not.
Both spiders and insects are invertebrates, but spiders are not insects.
Insects have a head, thorax and abdomen, and the thorax has three pairs of legs. They also eyes, antennae and mouthparts, the Explorit Science Center website points out. "The entire body is protected by a tough outer covering called an exoskeleton. Animals that share these characteristics are called insects. The group to which they belong is called the Insecta."
Spiders, as the Explorit Science Center explains, have two main body parts. "The body consists of a combined head and thorax called the cephalothorax, and the abdomen. The cephalothorax has the eyes, mouthparts (no antennae) and four pairs of legs. Animals that share these characteristics include ticks, mites, scorpions and spiders. The group is called the Arachnida."
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Mar 16, 2019 - 03:54pm PT
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Spiders? Them Recluses hav,in no excuses`es git smeared onsihgt!
off't once one went right up the running shorts
Not near enough of a pant leg
The creepy crawler went for the a soft 'n tender
the result was like being in a blender Of pain
In so much as the significant other had plans
to go hither not only tither and non-
 She took little notice and continued on
driving from place to place
I started to trace colors and see trails.
She might have never caught on,
if not for at one stop
An old 'good' girlfriend's place,
Where I, in swift decline
declined some Single Malt,
To which Her then current bo at the time
nudged ex-betty , saying:
"Sallie, somethings all wrong with that feller 'Spider'Mikey"
true story
don't get bitten
don't get bit in the scrotum
go to the hospitable place 1st not last if you do
if you do? if you get bit by a Brown Recluse,
in one of those places or anywhere,
you're gonna gnow it
The McMickey to ya!
Er'n go braugh
Erin go Bragh
is an English corruption of the phrase
Éirinn go Brách
In the Irish language.
The standardized spelling in Irish is
Éire go Brách,
which is pronounced [ˈeːrʲə ɡə brɑːx].
Ex0
couldn't make that up
nor type that
Hadda copy paste it
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 04:24pm PT
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It wasn't the family dog, I'm certain.
It wasn't this fellow, either. Just saw him in Modesto this afternoon.
It may appear that these pix are posted entirely at random.
This is the case, although it was not my intention.
It's probably the sativa from the Ceres weed mart.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 16, 2019 - 04:30pm PT
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No hot dogs, por favor.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 16, 2019 - 04:55pm PT
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Well fetter my nest
Or unfetter if that is your thing
But where can I find the hole enchilada?
The was a "club" in TJ named The Hole
Made Ilie seem like Mr Clean
Obligatory crotch shot
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