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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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....734th rebolt of OZ and the unholy baptism of Chongo in the Merced. By a strange act of God, Largo....
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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parted the river.
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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canoe and the rushing sound woke up the Lower Brother, who decided to snort up all the tricams and become the Higher Brother as he cast a malevolent eye across the Valley.....
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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"yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of the death of the cannonites"
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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....I will fear no El Cap. For thine is the most kick ass Tri-cam snortin' mo fo in this ditch! It was then that Bernie....
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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awoke startled and ALIVE in a posh beach condo, with that big hunk 'o man meat Andrew McCarthey, and......
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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I asked myself "what did Neil and the Cannonites ever do for me or the Higher Brother?"...soon the answer came in the form of an...
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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...adulterating muffled voice, coming from Star Jones licking Bernie's #12 Valley Giant. "Keep......uuuu...Higher Brother.....mmmmmmm.....outta this.....GAG!" As things became heated, Bernie's cell rang, displaying the mobile number of the Huber Bros.
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Mimi
climber
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additional act of God by Largo, for he was angry that the gymspawn had eaten SS and me. So he forced them to regurgitate us and voila! We can both continue the story. So then the angry gymspawn began the rebolting effort on OZ and...
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 11:32am PT
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Spewing how they flashed that V5 in the bolder cave (you know, the red route, not the yellow one. The yellow one is for posers)…
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Suddenly from the depths of the cave came a strange sound, spurring the spawn to action...
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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It was then that, in one Herculean effort, Chongo silenced them with a flatulation of the Century. The results left many of the gymspawn piled up at the base of OZ, with one clinging to life (Bosch still on hand) and one more yards short of Dale's 1970 Chevy Impala (with freshly broken windshield)....
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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(the result of an errant pig)....meanwhile........ALLEZ! ALLEZ! ALLEZ!, thanks for the hollllllllllds brah!........came the chant from the cave.....
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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They were politely asked to fill out a customer satisfaction survey before the electrodes were attached and the needle jerked to the right.....
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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....lest we forget that only one was left on life support and could only sign his name with an "X"....
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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The sparks flew and the lights flickered...combined with that distinct smell of burning hair. The deed was done. Just then..
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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....Glacier Point dropped a load on the tourons in Curry....and there was much rejoicing!
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Mimi
climber
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Yaaaay!!!
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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we all cheered as we added the tourons to the fire, so we could snort their ashes like Keith Richards did with his father
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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But the rest of the Formations were still very concerned about the immense size of the Lost Arrow (with balls!) as it towered above all else.......
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