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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Jul 21, 2006 - 07:56am PT
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Crimpie should be C.J.
Practice running in slow motion.
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Jul 21, 2006 - 09:42am PT
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this thread must be almost impossible for the dialers.
To that end, we should not post any more photos in it.
Except for Julie Newmar, of course.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 21, 2006 - 11:11am PT
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I'm a dialer.
54.6Kbps Bro.
Can you believe that?, all those gobs of silly photographs scanned chopped doctored and thrown out through that teeny pipe.
This thing seems to be loading fine.
Onward to the top of the mountain of chittery chat we go!
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 21, 2006 - 11:22am PT
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Per Jaybro's request. (hey, I'm keeping them small!)
"Thanks for everything" Oh lordy.
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 21, 2006 - 11:36am PT
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Julie Newmar protects us from leaf blowers!
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 21, 2006 - 12:06pm PT
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Julie Newmar's Playboy pictorial is the stuff of adolescent dreams
1970's style.
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 21, 2006 - 12:09pm PT
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Julie Newmar even looks great in a burlap bag.
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scuffy b
climber
Chalet Neva-Care
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Jul 21, 2006 - 12:19pm PT
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I heard a great story on the radio a few years back from a guy
who grows a big crop of tomatoes and zucchini every year. I guess he thinks he has it figured out each year, but he can never keep up.
So he has a massive baseball party every year using the giant zucchini as bats and tomatoes as balls.
" you want a soft one? hit this!"
"yeah? catch this one, punk!"
I guess it's the Reds vs. the Reds by the end of the day.
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 21, 2006 - 02:07pm PT
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Julie Newmar's legs were insured for $1,000,000. I wonder why?
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 21, 2006 - 02:09pm PT
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Julie Newmar invented TTFN:
Catwoman: "TTFN!"
Batman: "What does that mean?"
Catwoman: "Ta ta for now!"
-- t.v. show BATMAN "The Purr-Fect Crime" originally aired March 16, 1966
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
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Jul 21, 2006 - 02:40pm PT
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look at me run!
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 24, 2006 - 05:16am PT
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Stout post MkKbill, superfast too, you're on the team. Those clouds look weird to me, I mean I think I'd just get in my car and drive, cos the next thing I'd expect to see would be a big hand coming out of them, with it's finger pointing at me, and then a very deep voice....
JOHNX01 YOU ARE A SINNER AND A FORNICATOR, YOUR JUDGEMENT TIME IS NOW.......
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 24, 2006 - 05:21am PT
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Jenna Johnson wrote
"Maybe she will listen to you because you are man"
Are you sure I'm a man??
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 24, 2006 - 05:52am PT
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Tarbuster
"house of estrogen", well put! This thread has gone all 'girlie', jeez I leave you laydeez alone for a minute and you start swapping recipes.
We need to get some testosterone in this puppy, I mean whaddya think would have happened to that Stonemaster thread if Bachar and Largo had started swapping Butterfly Cake recipes, I'll tell you what - diddlysquat, that's what!
Jaybo - go find locker, he's about to be reported MIA. Tell him he doesn't have to be that little slimy gollum this week, he can be Clint Eastwood or John Wayne or what ever he wants, just get him back here.
Think, think, Ah, we need a real man to post here, anyone know where BURT BRONSON - THE LAST BASTION OF THE SERIOUS CLIMBER hangs out these days. If we could get 'ole BURT on here this thread would start sprouting a pair of hairy gonads to put those Stonemaster to shame.
Any of you old r.c crew know where BB is?
OK reports from the weekend, what did you all get up to, I'll report my manly climbing activities shortly.
Come on people hustle next target 444
Yo
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Jul 24, 2006 - 06:47am PT
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Three, no, 2.5 Pines. Formerly the best 5.3 in the Gunks is now the stinkiest. Reek of urine is worse than the worst port authority subway stop. Time to trundle the two cute black vulture chicks with their white fur collars. On the upside, I did get to see their deep throat feeding thing from about 3 meters away. They make the weirdest sounds doing that. Lots of water made otherwise easy climb thoughtful especially on P1 for my friend with shiny gear.
New leader day. Stopper practice on P1 of Hawk and gear anchor practice on Beginner's. Then TR'ed Snookies Return and Friends and Lovers.
A good day, even though it was raining when we arrived at New Paltz exit. Temps started in low 60s, eventually got to high 70s when the sun came out around 4.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Jul 24, 2006 - 08:10am PT
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I think I am in luv with Jenna. BUT I need to see her mean streak a little better before I can really commit.
I used to have a big crush on Crimpergirl, but she said she would break my little stick arms, and besides, my favorite food is stuffed parrot.
Anyway, I want a mean, foul-mouthed, edgy girl like Jenna, who won't put up with psychobabble internet analysis.
IF posters on ST were not climbers, then they'd be posting on rockclimbing.com, except for Lois, who is probably 100% female on one of those continuum scales for male/female attributes.
Hey wait a minute, ST alter-ego twist:
Locker is a gollum-like creature.
Gollum loves raw fish.
Nature loves raw fish!
Has anyone seen Locker and Nature together?
COULD it possibly be that Locker = Nature?
something is fishy here...
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 24, 2006 - 06:37pm PT
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'Spent the weekend doing my usual:
Hoisting my ongoing farce that Tarbuster actualy is/was a climber.
Super Taco is the best place I know of to do this, so that's where I started, that's where I finished.
Kicked off my friday night with a little public flirt and spiritual support -chivalrously doled out to the voluptuos T*R, then wandered over to the 5.10 standards thread before passing out, face down this time, on the keyboard next to my handy tequila sipper. (I usually talk outa my but, so I most often pass out sitting on the key board).
Saturday morning I ripped some more fonee pictures from God Knows Knott where and propped up some more erstwhile Scrambles Thread sickness meant to cheaply shadow the real deal.
Mid day I bickered about on the Reardon thread for a bit, threw up some nice 'toons ripped from the New Yorker and high tailed it outa there.
I thought about going outside... nah, too risky. So I prepped my voice activated software and dug in for a long afternoon howl via Super Topo Barwars, thus flailing about by levereging various metrics of indignation, faux expertise, and potty humor on any thread I could log into, which was pretty much all of 'em.
Saturday night I fell asleep cuddled up next to Lisa in front of the DVD, while trying to stay focused on Siriana, a what's his name from ER TV show ensemble thing about oil and the attendant global travesty.
'Got up Sunday and tried to recover the ground I'd lost on The 'Taco owing to my absence Saturday night. I found I was so far outa' the loop I just felt I'd irretrievably lost my place.
"Shoot", I thought.
"Yah Dunnit' now kiddo", I said to myself.
Gee, how was I going to git back in the game?
Lisa just hunched her shoulders and went out for a run.
Then, my coffee kicked in...
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Jul 24, 2006 - 07:52pm PT
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Caught Julie Newmar on an old Columbo yesterday, the one where Martin Landau plays twins, saw about ten minutes and then was forced to go climbing.
JohnX, I'd check on Locker but I'm 500 miles away.
I think BURT is in STONEY, obviously heat don't bug him.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 24, 2006 - 10:40pm PT
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Lips Landau, 'Ole One Eye, and Leggy Newmar, what an episode!
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