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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Dec 31, 2010 - 01:49pm PT
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I was heading to an after party one night in Portland. I was the first one to get to the house. As I walked up I noticed a guy standing next to my friends car and another dude in the car.
When I figured out what was going on I slammed the door on the one guy.
The other guy pushed me down and they both took off running. I got up and started after them.
As I rounded the corner I spotted them trying to hide in their car. They knew I saw them and one guy yelled "You wanna die mutherf*#ker".
I was like "oh sh#t these guys have a gun." That is when I realized I still had a beer in my hand the whole time.
Well I was out in the open and they had not shot at me so I set my beer down and ran towards their car, pulling out my Spiderco knife at the same time.
They tried to start their car and flooded the engine. As they kept trying to start it up I ran around their car, slashing all 4 of their tires.
With my adrenaline pumping I went to open the drivers side door to pull the little weasel out. Just as I was grabing his shirt he started up the car and sped away on rims, sparks a flyin'.
I went back and picked up my beer and headed back to my buddies house. I grabbed the pack that they dropped, which I still have to this day.
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guyman
Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
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Dec 31, 2010 - 02:00pm PT
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Larry... good one.
Its a special talent to not spill the beer.
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Prod
Trad climber
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Dec 31, 2010 - 02:49pm PT
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Get this Guy,
My dad is also named Guy. But here is the odd thing, my mom remarried another man named Guy.
Hank, don't go stealing the Guyster Bunny around easter. That belongs to me.
G-Prod.
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labrat
Trad climber
Nevada City, CA
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Bump
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jack herer
climber
Veneta, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 2, 2011 - 05:03am PT
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Right on Larry! F*#k Portland, the real as#@&%e of Oregon.
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flyordie
Trad climber
uk
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makes me sick guys like that
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justthemaid
climber
Jim Henson's Basement
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Bad hippy.
No doughnut.
I hate thieves and this was handled well.
Regardless of which side fixed draw fence you stand on... this quote(from Mountain Project) pretty much sums it up:
If he wanted to make an ethical point he could have left the draws all clipped together on the first bolt.
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