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zBrown
Ice climber
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7:15 everybody is riding the same wave
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The famous Antamina jacket. My bro-in-law worked for Bechtel in Antamina. I inherited the jacket when passed from a bad habit he had.
Never thought I'd wear it in CV, but it is cold and I am sick.
Copper zinc mine.
A man's gotta do what he has to do when he's got hungry mouths to feed?
Zinc acetate lozenges actually work for shortening colds durations
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zBrown
Ice climber
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I saw A mort show in Westwood
Verrry funny
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervasive in America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
She does not "NAG" - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
He does not have a "BEER GUT" He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants, It's
"REAR CLEAVAGE"
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2019 - 04:01pm PT
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You're bordering on ... something.
Mexico?
On this date in 1926 the Studebaker Co. introduced its Pontiac line.
They went out of business in 2010.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 4, 2019 - 12:16am PT
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Anti-Panties-in-a-Bunch has his hands full with that much history to ridicule.
Good luck, fool.
Religion is such an easy target and trying to argue about it is like digging a hole in sand.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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We are wow'd - sharing images, In one of those unexplainable impossible moments of syncopation this is a painting that has just, in the last day, been passed along to the better half's art thingy.
kinda reminiscent of the eye of that benevolently bent mfm guy.
(she saw your share)
Lyrics for Dust In a Baggie by Billy Strings & Don Julin
DUST IN A BAGGIE
I ain't slept in seven days, haven't ate in three
Methamphetamine has got a damn good hold of me
My tweaker friends have got me to the point of no return
I just took the lighter to the bulb and watched it burn
[Chorus]
This life of sin has got me in
Well it's got me back in prison once again
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie
Well if I would have listened to what Mom and Papa said
I wouldn't be locked up in prison, troubled in the head
I took that little pop and sucked until my mind was spun
I got twenty years to sit and think of what I've done
This life of sin has got me in
Well it's got me back in prison once again
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie
Sometimes I sit and wonder where my little life went wrong
These old jailhouse blues have got me singing this old song
My life is a disaster, Lord and I feel so ashamed
In here where they call by a number, not a name
This life of sin has got me in
Well it's got me back in prison once again
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie
I used my only phone call to contact my daddy
I got twenty long years for some dust in a baggie
TO LONG A SONG(9,min,the Encore?) an`1~to long a poem-too[Click to View YouTube Video]
Spilled A Glass, No Happy Date tonight Chick
or, more cryptic; only reason to be caught dead wearing a JACKET FROM Bechtel?!
"The reason They used to call me tea-bags - Yo"
Awful - it was a cats tragedy
terrible it was
It was all the lasts
some Libations from the long-lost past(s)
that which is always scarce,
offered last, at the repast
so 'covertly' scoffed,
brought home & made to last
ALL the bits & smelly pieces that go
that go along to get along,
'cause theres never enough,
I make last a long long time,
all gone in the flooding
instead of up in smoke
Soggy-`n boiled in
Lemon Ginger Echinacea Orange
fully juiced
Spooned out, forked really
to sponged to try to dry out
Ouy...
they were bits, mear powder
Ashtray-contained so left floating
me Yelling loud in my little closet
as if I'd cut a toe off or something
pressure having been building
in such a state, a tirade great,
a gusher, released under so much pressure
(p)PSi
you'd/they'd think it was a real
catastrophy
all the save'd 'cut'-an`
any dust in any baggie.
Yuletide remnants, going back, candy-canes
Sticky icky sweet ends, be-jesus
fuel of the gotd-saved.
for that need
not want-I say, needed in a pinch
Brought on in relief
needed to bring on
in brief, more placebo,
but oh, so sweet remnants
that made the feel-good come on
All them-there and the cover ruined
un-told notes
things that x-ed
things that can not be reproduced
reduced to soggy smears
always barely but now wholly
indecipherable scribbles
stuck to each other & the surface
throw that penalty flag
give that chuffer more slack
slack slack slack,
not enough, & not in time
Raggedy-ann cartwheeling down
never wearing a skull-cage
It was a pint-full bucket
you know I want to say
aw.....Friend of cosmiccrags in trust:
foccit,
what else but down the dwain
as If I was wearing handi cuffs
sent across that messy desk
In a split second all the way
to the split where leaves should go
for expandability of the round to make oval
all raining down in between
So making a mess below too
Foxit
`can't bend down there
to clean that up
-Yo,
too old to bend down
to clean-up
myown messez
the table now sticky from fresh squeezed
Added to the Zinc lozenge to help fight
at the very on-set, of the common plight
you guys are contagious
or I'm a sort of remote savant
An empathetic heaLER
oh, please no, with no
& the schedule from the south
as if I was in Germany,
time wise
tell me it ain't so
too
to fight the flooding
a half a roll, again
the better brand,
so if the silver lining
that
and it made quick work,
still,
a cotton bath towel was needed
"DEAL" 12/19/18! !
https://youtu.be/_RUF1cwjjfs
&
"TURMOIL & TINFOIL"(JUST THE SWEET END!)
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then these two cuase i'm vust jhat umpress'd
by this mor'en is good fo'em, tatood Apostel kid
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Dust in a Baggie
w/Sierra Hull
https://youtu.be/U05y2l7uU6E
"PROUD MARY" -Encore
https://youtu.be/UrLGGtnfl5U
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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flooptos four and nine
on flooptos four and nine
i realized just the other day
that i exist and have to say
unaware of the advantages
they just took off the bandages
from my thirty nine appendages
my spoose designed me so
i’ve two left floots to grow
and tomornow i shall know
out which mobi horn to blow
my honkerschnozt sounds great
the sounds it can create
twirling blorping as i blate
my spoose is blorping now
from high upon it’s cloud
on flooptos four and nine
-floopman
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 4, 2019 - 09:41am PT
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Those are fine images Michael Frye produces. Thx, hooblie.
Reader's Digest version of What Gnome Said.
"natter natter, bladdle daddle"
trans. by Super Rave Cogburn
at least it's not total garblegeek and I recognize the old collegiate attempt.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 4, 2019 - 09:46am PT
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Happy New Year, Chuck.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 4, 2019 - 10:03am PT
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