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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 14, 2015 - 09:56pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 15, 2015 - 04:41am PT
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I just checked. There are no statues to Billy Idol, but there is one to Billy Fury, the British pop star from the sixties.
Lost virginity.
Supposedly "lost" Blessed Virgin statues can be sold to the gullible, er, faithful. It's a pretty lucrative practice.
Some religious folk don't like their shrines getting weathered.Needs a little electric candle in there somewhere, too. Or a mini-spotlight.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Aug 15, 2015 - 05:05am PT
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found this pic in the Torres de pain thread
Sweet.. . .
The thing that also comes to mind is that if you bury a plastic Joseph upside down, your property will sell in a blessed way.
Mile after mile and it was the last thing that would sweeten a place to the craziest of thumper bunnies.
Climbing with a group that had to take a knee and thnx to be . . .to
A Tebow grabs a knee style - toprope units,
that was uncomfortable
When it was their own sweat they tasted they may have seen the light,
taste and verify.
Yellow man : Mi hot.
http://youtu.be/i2HQfCVDLwU
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Aug 15, 2015 - 08:44am PT
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Sheeit used to be free. Now they're charging buy the gallon? Some folks hereabouts may need a galleon.
Just west of the 'Blowhole", Baja California. You can keelhaul some of the people some of the time.
izzat a big board ur ridin' or r u just glad to c me?
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Aug 15, 2015 - 08:49am PT
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Sweetwater Valley (Bonita) (Norte Chula Vista) beisballers need one more win (in San Bernadino, where in the hell is that at?) to reach the LL World Series. It costs $20.00 to ride the team bus up to the game. I can't go and Berdoo is reminiscent of the porto de poddy upstream) Catch it on TV.
Sock it to me, mariachi.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Aug 15, 2015 - 08:56am PT
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Which two?
Total climbing content, Flat top catz, dung_aree dolls, sock hop, who's on sax?
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Lee Allen, Alvin Tyler?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 15, 2015 - 02:25pm PT
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Pipe Dreams from the Fridge.
Here is weird; I'm sure it's also delicious and fun to gaze on; and I've had this idea for over thirty years.
I love fudge but for the longest time I generally have avoided it because it is so fattening and full of sugar (bad for me).
I have been re-inspired.
http://clonehenge.com/
I want to build FUDGEHENGE. It needn't be very large, just edible and solid enough so it won't get all soft and melty.
Whet inspired me was a plastic bag full of groceries left for whoever found it and wanted it in one of the elevator lobbies here in Middle Earth yesterday.
In addition to spaghetti and elbow macaroni and pork & beans were three cans of Spam, which will be fed to Roofus because Spam is bad for mice and stray cats don't know about nitrates and sodium and preservatives, or care.
So I looked at the Spam and thought, "Hey, Spamhenge!" I looked it up and there it was. Spamhenge was once a Jeopardy! clue, it turns out, so it's not new.
In the clonehenge link is a reference to chocolate trilithiums.
Unfortunately, there is a fudgehenge, but it's not much--it's pretty weak, in fact, with nuts showing and different types of fudge--and I could do much better, make it much more authentic.
Now for a good fudge recipe, minus walnuts, of course. I'll welcome yours, if you want to email one to me that your mom or great-aunt or best friend or sister gave you, though they are all pretty much the same.
I wonder how much fudge it might take to create a Half Dome of fudge? Or a fudge-y Sentinel. Problem one: what to do with the trimmed candy? Roofus can't eat that (bad for cats). Maybe I'll just have to bite the bullet.
Eat your heart out, Chef Ramsey.
And "Gnome Ofthe Dietbase." :0)
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Aug 15, 2015 - 03:48pm PT
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Before & After ST
Cosmosfactory?
Bear and/or climbing content
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 15, 2015 - 06:25pm PT
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Makes me wonder, Is there anything like this at Pismo? My sister's family used to go camping and clamming there every year and the group with which they spent time had a clam chowder contest.
do away with people blowing my mind
do away with people wasting my precious time
take me to a simple place
"3/5 of a gallon in 10 minutes"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca6sOFRWmRw
It's too bad there aren't good shrimp waters close by. Then you could go camping, scampiing, and clamming.
Throw in some trad and they could be camming, as well.
"You know I love you baby, yes, I do."Lollipop?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 15, 2015 - 06:44pm PT
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Speaking of leaders...ever leader is a follower...I ran across this the other day. I didn't know Hugo Chavez was one of Gnoam Chomsky's biggest fans.
Thoughts from the unGnoam:
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