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Barbarian
Trad climber
slowly dying in the OC
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Aug 14, 2009 - 12:13pm PT
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"Fear, Loathing , and lost wages".
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Barbarian
Trad climber
slowly dying in the OC
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Aug 14, 2009 - 12:14pm PT
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Too late, Rich. I already climbed that one!
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Ed Bannister
Mountain climber
Riverside, CA
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Aug 14, 2009 - 12:41pm PT
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JT routename lore:
Leavitt climbs to the top of the route to find a perfect bathtub size basin of clear water. This must be cleanliness,
and, that (the yet to be named route next to it) must be Godliness, because everyone knows Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
The Hand takes Kevin Thaw for his first encounter with Joshua Tree, enrote that evening they stopped at the boom boom room,
where Kevin encountered a female most attracted to him. Next days Route, Small Town Big Girls.
Randy should tell about Slater's preoccupation.
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Aug 14, 2009 - 01:04pm PT
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The Plunge - Black Canyon
Hallucinogen - Black Canyon
Diagonal Will - Black Canyon
Three Pygmies In Bondage - Black Canyon.
Super Colon Blow - Taylor Canyon
Needs A Bolt - Taylor Canyon
I Can't Believe It's a Girdle - Joshua Tree
Cheeses of Nazareth - Kinney Peaks
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Aug 14, 2009 - 01:37pm PT
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if you put up a quality wide crack,
you have my permission to dub it..
"humping the leg of freedom"
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Axis Bolt As Love
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YetAnotherDave
Trad climber
Vancouver, BC
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Mr Rogers smokes a fat one (Lake Louise)
Cream of white mice (squamish - thanks Tami)
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originalpmac
Trad climber
Ouray, CO
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tighter then a ten year old
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Rhodo-Router
Gym climber
Camper is packed and ready to go
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OK pmac, hope that one wasn't your route name.
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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"Fire On The Mountain" On Power Dome, at Courtwrigrt Resesvoir
FA with Fred Ziel, there was a fire in the area, it's a Dead song, for the climbing, and...
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nevahpopsoff
Boulder climber
the woods
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Tits Out for the Lads, Owens, I think.
Armed, Dangerous, and Off My Medication, Rumney
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Simmeron
Trad climber
Tahoe
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"Wall of Early Morning Light" and at the other end of the spectrum "Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?" in J-Tree which provides a little more info about the FA team than I may care to know.
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Gobee
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Cranky Crack
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divad
Trad climber
wmass
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Itty Bitty Titty Committee, Tensleep
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Curt
Boulder climber
Gilbert, AZ
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Romancing the Stone
Curt
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coastal_climber
Trad climber
British Columbia
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"Swollen Ovaries" and "Shrunken Testicles"
Two climbs right next to each other
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Prezwoodz
Big Wall climber
Anchorage
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I think my favorite was something I saw in an Australia climbing guide and two climbs side by side.
"These people are Sandwiches"
then
"These Sandwiches are Excellent"
There is also a route in Hatcher Pass called The Tax Man Cometh and then an exit climb from the cliff which we are hoping to go put up this month which will be named The Tax Man Taketh Away
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goodwill
Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
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Sep 10, 2009 - 08:33pm PT
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Ron, with all the Zion routes, I can't believe you haven't mentioned Lovelace (which, if I remember correctly, was named for a certain formation that was reminiscent of its namesake's infamous movie of the 1970's).
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