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rwedgee
Ice climber
canyon country,CA
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:10pm PT
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We've got this cajun hill billy from Arkansas at work who aspires to sit on the porch and sip lemonade. Nothing more. He's slow as f#ck. I call him "Molasses", and it aint because he's sweet. Everything he says is compared to something like "It was slicker than summer scumb off a Mississippi swamp" . His latest was "I was more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs".
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:11pm PT
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put your $ where your mouth is
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blackbird
Trad climber
over yonder en th' holler
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 13, 2008 - 11:11pm PT
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can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
gotta pee so bad I'm seein' yellow
gotta pee so bad my eyeballs are floatin'
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:12pm PT
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so fulla sh#t yer eyes are brown
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:14pm PT
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wouldn't know a good thing if it hit him in the face
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:14pm PT
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Some Mil ones
REMF = Rear Echelon mother fuxers
Zipper suited sun gods = flight crews
FRED = Frigging Rediculous Enginering Disaster = C-5
Barney = FRED's little brother = C-17
Gas Passers = Tail boom opperators
ButterBars= 1st Lt's
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mrtropy
Trad climber
Nor Cal
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:15pm PT
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His hand shake was stronger than Neille's breath.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:15pm PT
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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:17pm PT
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More AF.
BUFF - B-52
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:18pm PT
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My teeth are floatin
BUFF = Big Ugly Fat Fuxer
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:18pm PT
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phoney baloney
baloney is baloney no matter how thin you slice it
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john hansen
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:20pm PT
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Righty tighty
Lefty loosey
Dont put the cart before the horse
Dont count your chickens before they hatch
Dont throw rhe baby out with the dishwater
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John Moosie
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:23pm PT
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Badger Pass
When it rains, put on chains.
When it snows, we close.
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John Moosie
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:24pm PT
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Said in Seattle.
We don't tan, we rust.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:27pm PT
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Toothbrush.
If it hadn't been invented in WV it would have been called a teethbrush.
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:29pm PT
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Never refuse money, never offer it twice.
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:29pm PT
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Why Wontcha
Crappy Village.
Too Many Meadows
The Clowndominiums.(Y West)
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:33pm PT
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If you rest you rust.
The whole load of coals (ode to Pennsylvania folks)
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:34pm PT
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holy shizzle! (maybe that's one too?!) 228 posts!!
gotta play on this thread to celebrate BB's return:
"touch every base"
"look under every stone"
my dear dad used to say:
"touch every stone"
how 'boat
"watch it like a hawk"
which my Korean thesis advisor said as"
"watch it like a hog"
which makes some sense too...
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Feb 13, 2008 - 11:34pm PT
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You Snooze
You loose!
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