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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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Little did they know that one of the coeds had cut herself free. She rescued Juan. They all quickly returned to the penthouse for more .........
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andanother
climber
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...hours of mundane conversations. Damn that Zoloft!!!!!
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andanother
climber
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After a few hours, the coed turns to Juan and says...
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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Will you lick my balls?
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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Juan of course complies, as that is his nature...
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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By this time, the rangers were exploring deep federation space with Hoss and Little Joe, all but a few he-she coeds remained with the dirtbags and BASE jumpers. There was much rejoicing, and out of the anarchy, Bill Russell was appointed to the new post of...
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WandaFuca
Gym climber
San Fernando Lamas
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Bill Russel was appointed to the position of being Mike Reardon.
But I digress, Mel ripped out Juan's heart when Juan recognized a mole on the coed's left nut, and as he did so he screamed, "AHA! you are no coed, you are . . .
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2007 - 08:24pm PT
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...my father! I'd recognize that mole anywhere!
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MisterE
Social climber
RimDweller, AZ
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Give me back my velcro gloves, you theif!
I got some virgin inflatables to defile!
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Tahoe climber
Trad climber
a dark-green forester out west
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Upon hearing this, A. Crowley started suddenly, strode quickly from the room, all 8 tentacled arms dragging behind as he...
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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burst into a tremendous purple flash as he suffered spontaneous human combustion. There was nothing left but a little stain..
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andanother
climber
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After a lifetime of deleting posts, he had finally deleted himself.
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cintune
climber
Penn's Woods
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Many miles away something crawls to the surface of a dark Scottish
lake.
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Which reminds me, my python boot is too tight.
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Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
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And thre's only one person who can explain it all, and that's Mimi, who said . . .
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Standing Strong
Trad climber
on top of the mountain seeing the other side
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"what's up! s'almost m'birthday so i'm celebrating every day from now until then - yes i mean a bender! i have glitter, vodka, mansluts, and a camera! let's go, dooodz!"
and then standin' strong was like, "yo! i'm coming with. time to find the dance flo'!"
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johnboy
Trad climber
Can't get here from there
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but the "flo" was shut off, and instead he was sent to.......
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S.Leeper
Sport climber
Austin, Texas
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Ron Kauk and..
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 6, 2007 - 10:23am PT
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…his unholy army of gym rats. Soon the gym rats ate Standing Strong and Mimi and began their march to the valley. It looked as though the valley might be lost, unless Largo could finally manage to pull off the first unicycle decent of El Cap and…
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