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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 13, 2012 - 12:32pm PT
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Philo, sorry to break it to ya but you took yerself outta the running with
yer faux-tooling...
especially since it was sooo alliterative! Come to think of it
"PFT" pretty well describes it!
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philo
Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
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Jan 13, 2012 - 12:37pm PT
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Aw damn. I thought it was funny.
Don't taze me bro.
At least Cosmic's "Texas hand gun" was a hoot.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 13, 2012 - 12:39pm PT
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Dood, it was fecking too good. I trust I wasn't alone in my, ahem, 'momentary' suspension of credulity.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 13, 2012 - 12:46pm PT
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The shameless-Swede-living-in-Norge OD'd on Surströmming last night.
Y'all know even norweeegians won't eat that skit?
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philo
Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
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Jan 13, 2012 - 12:48pm PT
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I love you guys.
But you still better not lay a hand on my butterfingers.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Jan 13, 2012 - 01:58pm PT
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The alleged Dr., (probably only a physicians assistant) Dr F said to the couch:"but your list sucks
You get added to my list above list, at the bottom for lame.
Maybe your just too sensitive to be fighting it out in the political threads bro. "
When I saw Largo and Werner on your list I quit reading. WTF F.? I could see Russ on there, he steps up with some world class flaming, mixing humor and satire to bodyslam the odd ignorant victim here or there. I'm fine being on it, but Largo? Werner? Put the pipe down buddy!
I'd probably still tie in with ya. Post a climbing shot and we'll see. This is me smirking before the weather changed. Jeff named the route "It's all Good".
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 13, 2012 - 03:31pm PT
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Dr.F's list is a clear distortion of reality which is based on the principle of inconsistency according to Marlow.
According to the same principle Fattrad moves up the list after a couple of credible creative flamings even if he hasn't dropped "the evil one". Though "pond scum" has been used before, it's still not used up.
Jebus: You've got it, the flaming is awfully credible.
Elcap: Disgustingly well formed flaming. You move up.
Brandon: You move up the list with a good combination, first the vomit rant and then hitting below the belt with the "low self-esteem" remark.
Fritz: "sick Euro-fuk", "Do you have any idea how lame you are" and "an avalanche of salt fish-buttholes". That's very good. You move up the list.
Cosmic: Terrific. Marlow needed 10 seconds to recover after seeing his gravestone. The worst part was seeing the text on it, because that is not what he has planned. He has planned something along the lines of: "Cast a cold eye on life, on death. Horseman pass by." Yes, it's been used before. And the blue Locker is hilarious. You now share 1st place.
Dr.F: There is something strange about that Bluering photo. Good flaming. You deserve your place. What's "puilling your leg"? Pardon me for asking, I'm Swedish.
Locker: I didn't know Bluering was such a good dancer, but what about the strange position of his right hand? The hand is in the same position in the Dr.F photo.
Couchmaster: You jumpstart the list. The "alleged Dr.F (probably only a physicians assistant) is a good one. Your No-list is well formulated and your Pate-flaming well done. Your Leggs-flaming was at the sharpest possible end: "chick I'd most likely sleep with on a cold night in the woods if PTC wasn't available". A complement followed by a knee-jerk.
The flamer-in-progress-of-the-year-2012-updated-list:
 Locker and CosmicCragsman
FortMental and Dr.F
Elcapinyoazz
Brandon
Couchmaster
Rokjox???
LEB???
TwistedCrank
TAMI
Weschrist
CrackAddict
Riley
Fritz
Jebus
Pate
Fattrad
Jaybro
Moof
Leggs
Marlow
Skipt
bvb
Reilly
Lolli
squishy
Flamer Emeritus:
oey
Three rules:
The principle of inconsistency
Mentioning the name of oey will not give a place on the list.
LEB-flaming will no longer give a place on the list or give a higher place on the list.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 13, 2012 - 03:38pm PT
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Jo, Marlow, do I post in vain? Or are you too vain? (To wit, my post #318 in reply to 317)
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Jan 13, 2012 - 03:41pm PT
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Reilly comes across as a little puppy begging for table scraps.
Go make sawdust wood butcher, and stick to what you're good at.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 13, 2012 - 03:44pm PT
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Hej, Brandon, you think you're man enough to choke down some Surströmming?
I didn't think so, especially if you're thinking of moving to that namby-pamby
shee-sheeville of Portland!
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Jan 13, 2012 - 03:59pm PT
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Reilly, eating stuff that apparently is nasty does not make one an as#@&%e on the Internet, it simply overdoses one with omegas.
You're much too nice to be trespassing here.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 13, 2012 - 04:01pm PT
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Surströmming should always be combined with bad tasting "heimbrent"
I know Lolli, but puill - what meaning should we give that word? Dr.F has invented it. We have to fill it with meaning.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jan 13, 2012 - 10:38pm PT
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Back a while: Pate was pissed at me, and was ripping on me: like I was "cheap plywood."
I sneaked this post into ST:
Jun 21, 2010 - 08:16pm PT
I find that some well-traveled people like Donini are able to tell: not only what state people are from, but where they attended college.
Donini was drinking and having fun with some younger members at an AAC meeting.
After a while, he pointed to a climber and said: “You went to school at Stanford, right”?
The climber smiled and said: “Yes, I did, but how do you know”?
Donini said: “I travel a lot, and have met a lot of well-educated climbers, and I have gotten pretty good at guessing where they went to school.
A while later, he pointed to another climber and said: “You went to Dartmouth, right?”
Again, that climber asked Donini how he knew his school.
Donini smiled, and said: “I travel a lot, and have met a lot of well-educated climbers. After that, it is pretty easy for me to guess where they went to school.”
A few drinks later Donini pointed to Pate and said: “Pate did you go to school at Boston College?”
Pate replied: “Maybe, but why do you think I went to Boston College?”
Donini replied: “It was an easy guess. I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose.”
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1199354&tn=20
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philo
Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
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Jan 13, 2012 - 10:59pm PT
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Have you considered the fine art and exacting science of a nuanced antiflaming?
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 14, 2012 - 04:57am PT
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Fritz
"I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose." LOL.... That's high end flaming, finest sort. 2010 does not count, though.
Cosmic
I love my leg, my leg is very much loved, so no surgeon will come near it. Have a good time washing windows the next days.
Philo
To be true: I am moderating an anti-flaming conspiracy thread. This is in reality an anti-flaming thread. I have no control over the learning curve though and am not yet skilled in the science. Neither are the other participants... LOL.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jan 14, 2012 - 05:06am PT
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 14, 2012 - 05:10am PT
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Eureka Dirt... that's anti-flaming de lux.
Edited: A songbird has whispered in my ear that the consequence for half the population could be the opposite of anti-flaming. Anti-flaming is a complex scientific issue.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jan 14, 2012 - 05:11am PT
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Twin peacekeepers!
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