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Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Aug 8, 2014 - 06:15pm PT
She's from Montreal and you think 514 would be a big mystery? You should buy us all all beers.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Aug 8, 2014 - 06:32pm PT
Goatboy: pretty much. Want me to lend you mine if you're feeling left out?
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
Aug 8, 2014 - 06:51pm PT
Oooooh! I have an invitation for a rendezvous...... ;)
All. I. Want. Is. The. Beer.
Unless you're a Sugar Daddy.

Anita...you mentioned it in some obscure post awhile back. Unfortunately, or in this case fortunately, my mind hangs onto the most obscure trivia.

Susan
MH2

climber
Aug 8, 2014 - 07:02pm PT
How many is us all?
goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Aug 8, 2014 - 07:19pm PT
Want me to lend you mine if you're feeling left out?

hey babydoll, will trade for uggs and an ipad.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 8, 2014 - 07:19pm PT
"Geez.. Pete is sweet. I owe you a beer or two for stroking my ego."

{Petie looks up at Anita with big puppy dog eyes, and kicks at an imaginary pebble}

Aw, shucks.

Hey there, say Anita - if you make it three beers, we can cover half my debt to Susan.
The Glowering Sailor

climber
Mt. Humphreys
Aug 8, 2014 - 09:50pm PT
Anita is a Faraday cage.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Aug 9, 2014 - 05:40am PT
Thanks for the mawkish comment, Sailor.
Isn't Humphreys a fourteener? Are you going to send it?

goatboy: I have neither but I could hook you up with some improvised backcountry tampons. That way we can bond and be BFFs!
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Aug 9, 2014 - 08:16am PT
Tampons or crampons...?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 08:38am PT
Faraday cage is great! But my favourite was still the built-in Russian aider stirrup.

It is a little known fact of trivia that Anita's middle name is Nother.

As in,

"Anita Nother Beer!"



And please do not think for a moment that Anita is vain, nor obsessed with her appearance, especially on an island in the middle of a lake five miles from the nearest road, with nobody there except me to see her. Oh, and Locker in the bushes.

The fact that there was a girl's hand mirror hanging from a nail above the bar, and that this same mirror somehow miraculously found its way into Anita's hand, is purely coincidental. ;)




P.S. Original deleted thread is here: http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2453945&tn=0&mr=0
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 09:13am PT
Dude, I really kind of hate to ask this but ....

.... what exactly might you have seen??
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 09:29am PT
Holy frig, dude - what were you thinking?

I was only concerned that you might have seen someone fishing without a license. ;)

Mostly.
Evel

Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
Aug 9, 2014 - 09:36am PT
Beauty and Brains! (She's got Yuengling!)
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Aug 9, 2014 - 09:41am PT
I hope locker did not see me picking my toe bunions.
Now that would be embarrassing.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 10:02am PT
Oh great,

Now Locker has seen the tattoo of Wee-Wee the Big Wall Crab which adorns my ass.

{Petie pauses to consider what Locker could do here using his Photoshop skills, but cannot fathom something so gruesome, at least so early and without any beers yet}
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
Aug 9, 2014 - 11:16am PT
Pete posts:
Hey there, say Anita - if you make it three beers, we can cover half my debt to Susan.

What a cheap basturd. I asked for Blue Moon, not Arrogant Basturd Ale.
Get it right.
I've never seen you except through Tom's Eye on The Captain hauling up a grand piano. I WILL hunt you down.

Susan
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 9, 2014 - 12:41pm PT
"What a cheap basturd."

Hey! I resemble that comment! And since when is Blue Moon considered beer? Beer is made with barley, lass, not wheat.

"I WILL hunt you down."

Promises, promises. How do I know you're not just a Big Wall Theorist? Do you even KNOW where the Centre of the Universe is???

"I've never seen you except through Tom's Eye on The Captain hauling up a grand piano."

It wasn't a grand piano, it was an electric piano. And a really long extension cord. Give me a beer, and I'll play any jazz standard you ask. Give me two beers, and I'll sing along. Give me three beers, and I'll stop.

At any rate, Susie Q - just so you know what I look like, and so you can recognize me so you know where to hunt down your Blue Moons, here is a photo of me and my friend:

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Aug 9, 2014 - 01:08pm PT
Nice ass, Pete
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Aug 9, 2014 - 02:19pm PT
Pete..When were you in Tijuana...?
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Aug 9, 2014 - 02:34pm PT
Love u Anita!
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