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mouse from merced
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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2015 - 04:34am PT
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All Google Images images.Will the real Gabby Hayes please sit up tall in the saddle?
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jul 24, 2015 - 04:47am PT
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She was born over in the Checz republic , and at a year old put into a box.
Shipped to hell and bread, for to yield puppies for heavy cash .
The Arab Ahmed, kept her in a six by seven cage in a basement in a house along the Passic River that flooded regularly.
She was never outside he said. He was the devil in her hell.
The story he told was that she had one litter of nine ! Pups.that were not gud enough for his
Program of police/ military dogs.
The transfer was fraught with distrust , I wanted to out the evil puppie mill.
I went across the street ( this could have got me shot) and pulled my car into a drive way where a tattooed tuff was washing out the bed of a pick up truck. He freaked out on me, ( that shot,u threat) he claimed the washing solution was a mix of Muriatic acid? And deforming solution. I backed up but persisted in asking about the dogs and the across the street neighbor.
what I was told was that "ho, yes vicious dogs train in that back yard beyond the fence. We hear it and I've watched a bit from that other neighbors deck" I said I was there to pick up a breeder dog , had he seen any dogs walk on leash on the street?
"No Never".
Now I both know and can speak to the chip and fish eater, that punter, Jrrymffft, the bait who played At being a poor climber, how ever Good a climber freeing everything, the hardest problems, eventually across the globe
from near royal roots his dad a lord
he will tell you he was 'dis-owned,
but then had Tommy John type elbow surgery, and came back stronger .
That Brit could rip a curl too.
He was a favored son
and blew chunks on the stairs of the walk up where I lived and loved
That did not amuse anyone least of all my landlords, Joe and Sherri.
Thank the stars that also, too
The stairs were outside, up the side of the house.
It was rare for Jerry Moffatt to puke.
His drinking prowess, he was very proud of. I
I had put him up for a night or two till his pedigree was confirmed on the rock
All a long time ago.
So seeing in the 1st video, shooting skeet- well rich punter- he! And there is nothing wrong with that.
and then about Chickens: here and probably there too, there is an arcane tax dodge that allows for a special lower rate if you raise Chicks or maybe a goat. (this is gonna motivate me to try and get a picture of a back neighbor, who has just the wrong way of acting out. Pissing off the others in the neighbor hood. He is now no longer OK with me for moving Boxed bees to our mutual line. Quarter acre lots he claims a whole swamp, that is a marked and posted wet lands that he cut and trailed, the property had sat for sale due in part to the swamp for six years. Every one shared that open space. But age and tic born illness had left it to me and my next door neighbor, there is a small( surprise ) chunk of leaning Excellent , all V4 and above so climbing twelve feet of 5 12 is walking distance from my man cave, themselves not my favorite problems crispy and hard olive not even taken a picture now I ought.
( a danger and an attraction to the very rare but occasional bear, one was seen two weeks ago)
and
I actually can see ol' Gerr, beard and all.
then last night I saw a dancing' bear! but not by this morning,
in the same place i see this ghwoley face?
thats a finger or a thumb for a nose ,knows, no z?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2015 - 05:30am PT
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You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd and you can't raise chickens in Berverly Hills, Jethro. And those ducks in the CEEment pond need to go, as well.
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http://curbstonevalley.com/blog/?p=4043
I learned several years ago about the ardor and fanaticism of professional men such as pastors, doctors, lawyers and the nobility due to Queen Victoria's interest in the new science of breeding of chickens which began approximately with the Great Exhibition of 1851 in Hyde Park.
The vast Crystal Palace, however, was derided by some as a glorified chicken coop because of its severity and lack of class, shall we say.
"Under the Roman Empire, the Europeans started to breed chickens for meat and eggs but it wasn\'t until the Victorian times in the mid-nineteenth century that breeding for looks really took off. This was because Queen Victoria herself became interested in chickens. The Victorians went chicken crazy. They organised clubs, competitions, exhibitions and paid hundreds of pounds at auction for the finest birds. Queen Victoria actually banned the sport of cockfighting in 1849."
http://www.omlet.us/guide/chickens/about_chickens/history/
Her Majesty's flock was the result of gift birds from India.
So give someone a bird today, as it shows you care.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 24, 2015 - 07:32am PT
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chele sees one face and I see a tiny Jerry Garcia with his arms folded.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2015 - 08:23am PT
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I was just visiting this thread, The Larks at Tahquitz, and recalled the Lark by Studebaker.
It was never recalled that I recall, however.
I've only known one family in Merced who owned one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studebaker_Lark
That rear bumper looks like a front bumper to me.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 24, 2015 - 08:31am PT
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Since you seem to be a knowing type'O'guy, you'll most likely recall this Studebaker Avanti (1964)
Either Bridwell, McKinney or The Catwoman of Alcatraz drove one off the top of Mammoth Mountain (route later became know as The Kamikaze, though Studebaker is deinitely not a Japanese word).
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 24, 2015 - 08:55am PT
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game actually went up a couple of notches when he got the new uniform, but he refused to play me because I didn't eat junk food and there was some mention about hair problems. Hambone shaved his head. I feel kinda bad cuz I can't figure out how to spell his new name.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 24, 2015 - 09:20am PT
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Post_script:
Prince's chef, Carmen Bonilla, took a hike yesterday after but a month in service, complaining that the rocker simply has no taste. "He eats a lot of junk food," said Bonilla, 36, whose specialty is Mediterranean chow. "He hasn't had the opportunity to develop his palate. He doesn't eat out very much because he's shy and he hates the public. . . . He wants the comfort food he grew up on." This translates to much macaroni and cheese, cake mixes and canned frosting. Noted Bonilla: "I was trying to do middle-of-the-road stuff between being a gourmet and opening a box. I never got myself to open a box." She added that even though Prince claims to be a vegetarian, he hates salads and veggies but partakes of chicken and fresh fish and "adores" pasta. Prince's publicist declined comment on Bonilla's quitting.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2015 - 09:56am PT
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If you’re in Minneapolis you might see local boy Prince around town. If you do see him out at a club you must never ask him if he’ll invite you back to his house for pancakes. Do you have any idea how often he gets asked that? All the time. And if you ask him he will cast a spell on you that turns you into a whacky symbol. Seriously. Prince has got crazy powers.
In Minnesota, it’s illegal to sell liquor on Sundays because Minnesota’s more uptight residents like to relive the thrill of prohibition once a week.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jul 24, 2015 - 12:13pm PT
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tarts a popping good 'un sir, mind if I share mine?
(Iy would seem that erom time to time I can find the pow tarts of my gut, the un-frosted kind.)
Damn Shablet!
It would seem that from time to time I can find the . . . -
It will not, after that cross-dressd threat, say the word, say that one mo' time,
I can find the pow tarts of the kind I like, the good ones, the Un-frosted kind,
I likes me the Blue ones best and all ways keep an I out for 'em, but no jest, it is a rare day that I find my eyes can come to rest on a box with the un-frosted blue berry .
not that Strawberry is bad but in the back of the truck or out'a the top of the pack the blue berry are best.
No Frosting , please this Is the Flames,
also No jest. no frothing please...
and further mo' Since I am banned from Ice climbing I do't miss um, much.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 24, 2015 - 08:27pm PT
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Probably do not want to ask Mr. Prince if he can dunk either. Especially don't ask him about Dunkin' Donuts. Rollen? May be OK.
I tried 'the question' with flapjacks substituted for pancakes. He just grinned and shook my hand. (I tried this before we got around to dunking).
-∞€ŽBrown
Clearly fake
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2015 - 08:36pm PT
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Click to make it seem less small.Clearly, fakery. Frosted, too.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2015 - 11:19pm PT
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Our reporter, just back from a day in the ditch,
reports that the Merced River's flow has gone muddy
due to recent heavy rains in the vicinity of the burns
up in back of Half Dome of your yester-summer.
Let's get a couple of things clear:
Tenaya Creek is running clear.
The other creeks are clear.
The main branch is being discolored by fire remains.
Mud in your eye, posters drinking on Friday/drinkers posting on Friday.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2015 - 11:36pm PT
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Speaking of current events is BIOTCH a few minutes ago...
"That thread [The Flames]is ball shot. Somebody deleted the original."
I take it as a sign from The Orbs.
I take it as a compliment.
The news when its still news.
Sponsored by the Advice & Cheese Shop.
And your local tribal affiliation through the Council for Indian Giving.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jul 25, 2015 - 01:05am PT
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Now to sink this put, triple bogey, but still.
The nigh is time as quick approaches you, swing for the cheap risers early risers.
Dirt me Leroy, pajamas from Nieman Marcus.
Perhaps I should not plant Hostas, when the rock needs a pick-ax. To do the job,
Both taking out, and putting in, back a wrenching .
A hardy plant, iaigh, is it ubiquitous? That and the soon to be liberated Boston fern or two.
See it is this way, no One but I climbs the rocks I've found but they dump the rental homes debris at the entrance parking spot.
Perfect? Not that the tagging is not worse, but - that doubles as a negative, when land lords shrews? Have crews of immigrants dump all kinds of trash , beds box springs ,smashed dressers and the aqueusetory ,accusatory drawers, mounded trash too.
hey call a ranger to go through it. I have met one fellow with a job like that around here once, in February, so I guess that the crap will molt.
The state demolished paradise - I think once in old flames I said that.
That in a fit of the next great New England graft, the state, the governor,a wash in corruption,
Approved the widening of route seven.
A single dynamite contract - no did bid - just a family one, got to drill and bomb.
The survey crew made it to the top of the ridge crest an prolly fast cut ,clear the rocky top.
Taking a winding road, a historic Indian trail, thru a real mountain pass. For four hundred years it strayed not much from it original herd path.
So down sixty feet blast blast blast,
Take out turn outs, side of the road, hundred year old camp spots.
with well laid stone hearths from the turn of the 18th century, they called in a sate archeologist and fifties style rusted barbecues, they left the stream fed stacked stone & ancient oven.
The added soil that needs a warning sign, photo not available at 4 am, coming to a thread new near you maybe. Fake soil filled wet lands culled beavers bears and fishers!
Damn I hate Man a a specious species
When a wider road just brings more traffic moving faster, so now screaming sirens and a revenue generating hi way has replaced paradise .
And Joni, your song your sight now gone almost, but no truer words,
PAVED PARADISE! PUT IN A PARKING LOT. (.... Me from mountain, with a tear and a name from birth, a fighter be.
I may reach out to the true hero here, John Stannard would be in tears along side me on this sad road now a hi way.
On Fridays it backs up for the entire fifteen mile straight shot. So nothing was accomplished
But outing my chunk of rock now a side of the road in view all winter months a massive leaning corner of stone showing the way to over grown clique of Fabio climbs of the kind gym climbers drool over,
I told you once before,
Jake, they are all gym climbers now ,
Ho for phooks sake.
The gardeners dump here too!
So I'm taking all the Hostas and the big Boston ferns too.
Lo-man-ade?
the walk to the front door of our hovel will look nicer,
Yes makin' lime aide with bitter roots from a garbage dump in sugar hollow at the base of the Ives trail the long but ancient trail that crosses the very edge of
MY RAVENS CREST MINE
MINE
MINE.?
Real tears flow over here and it is not low T.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jul 25, 2015 - 02:14am PT
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A prayer for you my friend or fiend and one big huge hug sent out to
JONI MITCHELLE please lord take her when she's finished
Astro projecting, have the old Gerriberl, and that Winehouse chick to there to help her thru the pearly gates, your choir gaining the greatest song bird of a generation lost to tricky dick an Agnew no agnew no capitals for curs.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jul 25, 2015 - 02:20am PT
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4:20 long past (a swear here), I was phlegmy... It seems that if in fact an ol'dog can learn new tricks .
My chick is ruining this that serious dog, letting it on the bed!
It weighs 80 pounds and has a weeper of a unknown origin that fills a bit on thr top by back near tail terminus, we treat it daily it may have some thing in the wound it should'a healed by now.
Her ears resolved with some thing called Zymox, Enzymatic solution.w/Hydrocortisone.
Mail ordered not much cake thnx g-d.
No dogs on beds! Rules of order, she need not learn to jump up.
Or lick toe cheese neither - please.
It is fun this dog. She has never been outside before and had to learn what rain was
and will do no bidnuss, when it's wet out
that'll change. It will be fun to see her blackness when the snow comes.
She loves and needs to work k, a Shepard thing for sure,
Did not know that pure Shepard's often have Corophobo... They eat sh!t -!-!
Their own or the pellets of deer, a thing she has not yet understood - the deer- the sh!t she goblets if I let her I do not.
I could fix goblets to the correct gobbles but then
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jul 25, 2015 - 02:38am PT
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A shablr shablet surfer am I at dawn of this day before the day that your true sons better damn well step up
Eh? Whitfield ? wTF ? I an mine sad be, but it is hard out there for a pimp.
Get yea well sir for we must meet we must, prayers again and I trust in he , but no no face book for me!
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