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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2007 - 12:44am PT
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The Zip will be "delivering the goods" (AKA, The Lunchbox) to the JT Sushi/SexyFest this weekend.
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Oct 30, 2007 - 12:48am PT
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Zip,
Does it come with a handle?
Ken
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 30, 2007 - 12:52am PT
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LEB: Be careful, khanom is another of SuperTopia's stealth Canucks. He helped a great deal at the FaceLift.
Speaking of which, why don't you come to the FaceLift next year? Last week of September, Yosemite, a chance to meet all your admirers and for them to meet you, and so on. You'd have a blast. Let Ken know if you need a note for your boss.
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 30, 2007 - 12:58am PT
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You might be surprised. The age range of the SuperTopo contingent was from 3 (Fishy & Sabrina's son) to over 70. I'd guess the median age was well over 40. And everyone had a good time and got along, even though some cross swords regularly here.
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2007 - 01:01am PT
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Ken,
Imagine a baby's arm holding an apple.
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Michelle
Trad climber
If it's puny, don't waste my time.
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Oct 30, 2007 - 11:52am PT
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stzzo, I guess maybe then you should eat some rice or something so the sh#t stops dribbling out of your mouth. firm you up a little.
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Hawkeye
climber
State of Mine
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Oct 30, 2007 - 02:30pm PT
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star trek theme....
to boldly go where no man has gone before.....
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Chicken Skinner
Trad climber
Yosemite
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Oct 31, 2007 - 01:56am PT
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Perhaps, my best one liner, ever, goes unnoticed. Or maybe, I am the only one that finds it funny. Oh well.
Ken
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Oct 31, 2007 - 03:10am PT
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We were hanging around the gym one night talking about goings on... back from a photo-shoot of a couple of climbing friends who were getting married and wanted to have pictures of them on a climb, the chose Commitment.
Brad looks down at his feet and says, "They should have picked Ordeal"
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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Oct 31, 2007 - 08:31pm PT
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I don't like it either, LEB. Why are these little girls shirtless? I bet the photog was not shirtless. or.. hm
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Wade Icey
Big Wall climber
Indian Caves, CA
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Oct 31, 2007 - 09:16pm PT
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"It is like the photographer is being mean to the little girls for purposes of making money, a statement or whatever. Sometimes misery is unavoidable but the photographer is purposely making them unhappy."
hmmm
photographer's a woman, NTTATWWT.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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Oct 31, 2007 - 09:20pm PT
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So, those photos make me cringe. I can hear finger nails on a chalk board.
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Oct 31, 2007 - 09:25pm PT
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that's some creepy sh#t, that took the humor out of me ...
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murcy
climber
San Fran Cisco
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Oct 31, 2007 - 10:28pm PT
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like diane arbus in color
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zip
Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 5, 2007 - 12:54pm PT
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Thanks to everyone for all of the thoughtful replies.
I just got back from the JTSF, and finally got the definitive answer to my question.
I was kicking it with 3 fine ladies in my chic magnet mobile when one of them brought up the subject of this posting.
One of the ladies asked me: "Zip, do you really want to know what women want?"
I reply: "YES, YES, YES!"
She leans toward me, and motions for me to come closer.......
I am shaking, and i don't know if it is because it is so cold, or because of my anticipation of being put on the road to the promised land.
I lean closer, and in a soft, and sultry tone she replies: "What woman really want is,
.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. a cup of hot chocolate, and a mint milano cookie."
Well, it just so happens that Zip had both of these.
And although this lady is already involved in a monogamous relationship, the information provided was very valuable to The Zip.
Hey Riley, you're up bro. show us the pics.
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tetonhack
Social climber
jackson wy
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Red Dirt you obviously don't have a young daughter of your own. I agree with Jaybro, those photos took the humor out of me. What women want is family, love and security.
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Binks
Social climber
i am of the universe and you know what it's worth.
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Michelle's big penis requirement reminds me a woman I once dated who had similar sentiments toward organ size. In addition she also told me she was looking for "the ultimate sexual experience". That was a huge turn off for me. I felt like sleeping with her would be just a contest with however many other men had already been there for her gratification alone. I imagined some journal entry after the deed like "rates between Bill and John, higher than Steve but lower than Bob."
Women all seem different to me, just like men. Although a great many of them want money and children.
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Dick_Lugar
Trad climber
Indiana
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LEB says "I must not be understanding something here. Are guys suppose to be just get erections all day long or something? Like I said, I really wish they would go to the male providers for these sorts of problems. What am I missing?"
Amen brother, amen...I'm sorta grateful to be 41, erections have abated so I don't have to masturbate like a monkey 24/7 like I did when I was 16!
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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I don't know what I want most of the time, but I know I definately don't want kids.
Mostly I just want to get by in my life the best I way that I can some of the time and easiest way the rest of the time.
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