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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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he was dry tooling and met his demise when...
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andanother
climber
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..he heard some sort of squeal coming from the soloist next door. one can only assume this means the robotic sheep are working properly.
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2007 - 04:52pm PT
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Out of nowhere Mr. Sulu and PTPP emerge from the bushes, looking annoyed - as if Spock & Shatner had interrupted something.
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cintune
climber
Penn's Woods
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Many miles away something crawls from the slime at the bottom of a dark Scottish lake.
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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It was then that Chongo came up with the mind-melding conclusion that Rutger Hauer must have sh#t on the ropes used for the WoS FA. That's when El Cap.....
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Chico
Trad climber
Mt. Shasta, CA
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...went into the first aid room. Apply this ointment twice daily for about a week, said Werner, and then...
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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blew his nose ...
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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...all over Bear 46's fur, which....
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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was already matted with the goo from the inflatable sheep orgy.
"Would you mind dear sir" said Bear 46, "would you mind if I asked you to...
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Chico
Trad climber
Mt. Shasta, CA
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...didn't like that one bit, and immedeatly went to the base of the Leaning Tower to shread a haul bag that someone had stashed. Unfortunately...
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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at this time, El Cap had the geosurgeons attach the greatly engorged Lost Arrow and its new balls to its...
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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chin. Then
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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Excited by all the slander, the two slammed together for some serious sex but caught the poor rangers between them. When they were done all that was left was...
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Chico
Trad climber
Mt. Shasta, CA
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...a big sticky puddle that slightly resembled Newt Gingrich when viewed from...
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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space. However, El Cap and Half Dome hooked up to make a bunch of little EC's and HD's, destroying Basket Dome in the process.
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Jerry Dodrill
climber
Bodega, CA
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Old lady Glacier Point lifted the hem of her apron and...
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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Meanwhile back at the Ahwahnee Juan de Fuca entertained his coeds...
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Gene
climber
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but, thankfully, all were thrown into a vat of fermenting OE800 which
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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tasted like sh!t with Juan in it, but the girls were really tied up behind the vat and being saved for later use as ....
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mack
Trad climber
vermont
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