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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 09:23am PT
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Cough, cough, in my best, deep gravelly Scottish brogue
This place is riddled with them, the very fabric of this abbey reeks of their malodourousness, you even invent a heretical Troll-gebra to describe their abominations
I need your confessions now!
Let me explain, after painstaking scholastics study and careful deduction I present to you, the Monastic Council, my findings.
I was duped early on by Lois's 'soothing' talk, yet last night's post of 'Yo Blair' was redolent of DMT.
DMT's insistence that LEB is a troll, with poorly thought out arguments is classic misdirection
LEB's claim that she knows nothing about climbing is overstated, what non-climber could casually throw in such a cutting, cruel, vicious and vile put down as
If you say you are from the UK, so be it. I didn't realize there was alot of climbing there but then what do I know about climbing.
How that cut me to the core.......
DMT's hope that non-climbing 'frequent posters' will stay, (He may loose the venue to showcase his demonic talent)
LEB's slip that there was a 'mark' to get close to
LEB - A three letter acronym(TLA)
DMT - A TLA
This Glen Gardner fabrication - pah!
My argument builds you see........ I am getting warm!
I can hear your bleating now
LEB is no Troll,
locker has spoken to her,
locker has spoken,
locker......
X an unknown, an uncertainty, your Algebra works. Let me recap my thinking
LEB = Computer Program
LEB = DMT
LEB = DMT + X
What is that X, X may be locker as the accomplice or locker has been duped. DMT has a female accomplice.
I need your confessions now or I must report this to the Grand Inquisitor..........., and then may God have mercy on your souls
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 09:28am PT
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Janet
We are talking Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman here aren't we...?
Anyway, I can't play out on Friday, and next time can I have an easier character than Sean Connery, that dam near killed me, oh yeah and apologees to Umberto Eco, I've neither seen the film or read the book before you start getting picky with me.
Have a good weekend, hope it gets to 333
-John
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 20, 2006 - 09:58am PT
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LEB x Jenna - Janet = CATFIGHT!
This thread really blows off the tension I'm accumulating from all the climbing I'm not doing.
Like weekly tv (or better: radio) episode installments, only by the hour.
Keep it up Kideos!
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 20, 2006 - 10:08am PT
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The only Catwoman worth talking about is Julie Newmar.
LEB = Sunshine McGillicutty - Rockstar
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scuffy b
climber
Chalet Neva-Care
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Jul 20, 2006 - 11:05am PT
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Johnx01 has posted some equations which must be summarized:
LEB = DMT - Janet the PTPP ex + 80% Jaybro the birthday boy = T*R
DMT = LEB
and
LEB = Computer Program
LEB = DMT
LEB = DMT + X
from these we get
X=0
LEB=T*R
Janet=80%Jaybro
DMT=T*R
DMT=Computer Program
T*R=Computer Program
Mind, these are implications of John's work, not my own hypotheses. John, do you stand behind these?
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 20, 2006 - 11:19am PT
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meow.
JN:
ms original catwoman.
femme fatale deluxe.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 20, 2006 - 11:27am PT
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But back to Trolldom Mechanics and the onerous task of true ID,
Although LEB may be who she really is and whatnot,
(ahem, and not to interrupt Jenna)
I think I know who most of us Boyz are:
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TradIsGood
Trad climber
Gunks end of country
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Jul 20, 2006 - 11:32am PT
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ROTFLMTO.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 01:43pm PT
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Ladies, Ladies
Take this elsewhere, you're scaring the menfolk off!
These guys may have soloed 5.15, aided A5+, sprinted up K2 in the sandals and boxer shorts, but they sure as sh#t aint gonna get in the middle of this one!
Focus, huddle this is the Mission 666 Thread!
Yo
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 20, 2006 - 03:22pm PT
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I generally have a full bore "Blow up" monthly
Blow ups are old technology. You should try one of Russ' Real Dolls.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:05pm PT
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ouch.
dang.
maybe this explains the dust up just upthread Jenna?
then again, hooey.
whutever.
but stay please.
we are your friends.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:12pm PT
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Thank you Jenna
True spirit, let's take this puppy one post at a time.
Lois, have you posted on that 'other lame thread', if not we wanna hear it here.
Yo Lo. Spill the beans baby!!!
God this heat is driving me crazy
-John
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:12pm PT
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cause you were too young?
or young enough for his fantasy?
Julie Newmar
Chaos Theory
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:15pm PT
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I dig Julie Newmar's rope tho.
Go back up and check it.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:16pm PT
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We may have to split this thread when Lois comes through with the goods. Let's split on 333, who knows how to do that? Locker Man, it is your thread after all.....
WIPOSTWNC??? Part II
Jaybro, who is this woman, there is only Pfieffer, the one and only Catwoman, well apart from Janet, that is.
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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:24pm PT
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"This woman" is Julie Newmar, who replaced Eartha Kitt as Catwoman. I remember her feature in Playboy as though it were yesterday.
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:35pm PT
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331
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:39pm PT
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332
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johnx01
Trad climber
UK
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:40pm PT
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333
Hi 5 Locker-Man
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JuanDeFuca
Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
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Jul 20, 2006 - 04:44pm PT
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I think we need to send the ladies out to buy us some beer.
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