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TwistedCrank
climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom
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Jan 12, 2012 - 02:19pm PT
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DAMMIT TAMI,
That's not me, I dint write that, that's some other internet cud.
The point is that there are some top shelf climbers here, some fine graffix artists, but that the flaming here is amatuer, passe really.
Flaming LEB?
She's a fat target with huge "aim here" circles painted on each of her bulbous and squishy cheeks. That's not flaming, that's a Mongolian-style clusterfvck surrounded by a circle jerk. S'all.
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Jan 12, 2012 - 02:53pm PT
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Damn. This is pitiful. You sad sack nancyboy mental midgets couldn't flame a stack of kindling with a gallon of white gas and a butane torch lighter.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2012 - 03:15pm PT
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Cosmic: You have got two masks. One brings you up, the other one down the list. And I do believe that your true face is the face of a helpful spirited human being. LOL...
Elcap: You deserve your place.
TwistedCranck: "Top shelf climbers" and "amateur passe flaming". You're moving up one place.
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Jan 12, 2012 - 04:04pm PT
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Damn. This is pitiful. You sad sack nancyboy mental midgets couldn't flame a stack of kindling with a gallon of white gas and a butane torch lighter.
Excellent flame/word ratio, Elcap!
John
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2012 - 04:58pm PT
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Cosmic
The lambs have got fangs and the wolfs are wearing lambs fur.
And then the teddy bear... LOL
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2012 - 06:18pm PT
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Cosmic: TAMI is a really really sweet girl in that dress.
Fattrad: I like that one. If you cut "The evil one" under the flaming you will jump up two places above Skipt and Marlow. The reason why "The evil one" must be cut first, is that a rant like that is to be expected from someone evil. To be a good flamer you have to be unpredictable. Have you read "The art of war"?
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 12, 2012 - 07:01pm PT
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Isn't that young Johnny Winter?
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Jan 12, 2012 - 07:46pm PT
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If I had Romney's nutsack in my mouth like Fatty does, I'd probably vomit too.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Jan 12, 2012 - 09:50pm PT
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I can only guess that Fattrads vomit smells like Krispy Kreme and low self esteem.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Jan 12, 2012 - 10:35pm PT
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Cosmic has totally Flamed this thread
With all his flamer empty space
I know! And it's kind of a drag 'cause I'd really like to read his stuff. But, I don't have the patience to do all that downscrolling so I wind up just jumping down to the next post.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Jan 12, 2012 - 10:50pm PT
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Dr F said: "The couchmaster was been mean to me once. Maybe he should be on the list." You were asking for that F. My old climbing partner of 25 years (finally retired @10 years back due to an injury) was more of a "progressive" librul than you could ever be. We debated all that sh#t you've ever thought of and then some in some long hanging belays, drives to climbs and bivis. Know what? We both learned a lot. Yet still we climbed. I'd tie in with you and give you top notch belays despite your mental weakness. You should be off the flamer of the year list, despite your partisan bickering and the fact that you have poor reading comprehension. I know from previous experience in the last 25 years that isn't a lib trait, so it's just you.
This is my first post on this very important thread. I'd like to address the list on a person by person basis:
Locker - NO! loves life and give people sh#t only in a good hearted way unless you are a dickhead. He's like glue in that he binds us together. Chris mac should pay him. Like glue, ain't perfect.
FortMental and Dr.F - NO AND NO!! Dr F was explained, just look up thread for a world class fortmental post. Nasty partisan bickering won't get you the win here.
Elcapinyoazz - NO! Sometimes nasty on the political threads, but generally too smart and nice. Anyway he outclimbs too many of us as well and as he's Russ's buddy he'd naturally get a pass anyway. I myself tied in with Will once in a minor toproping way and it was real nice. I'd tie in with him anywhere anytime.
Rokjox - NO. Sure his posts start out shitty, but as no one reads through the entire lengthy diatribes NO ONE can say he should be on this list. Right? Who would bother to read anything he writes?
LEB? -See Rokjox above, same-same. She's the anti-rokjox. No one ever reads her posts that have more than 3 words in it. Except Jaybro who read one once.
TwistedCrank - who?...... NO!
Brandon - NO! Too much climbing posts.
TAMI - NO WAY! Sweetheart, way too funny and worldly. World class classy in either case and she was climbing while some of you pups were in diapers...not talkin just last week either Cosmic.
CosmicCragsman - Heart of gold, too much smoke to see if he's smirking of looking back straight faced after he posts the rare nastiness, but clearly definatly NOT even in the running! His heart is too pure and good. And his posts are too well thought out and funny.
Weschrist - NO! Bit of a nasty bitch but he's young and likE a hawt female with beautiful legs and firm breasts as he's young but annoying he gets a pass for it.
CrackAddict - NO!
Riley - NO! Does too much good for a living, and shares it with us, making us better people. Respect that.
Pate - ...HNMMM, Never says anything nice to anyone, and his posts are mean and dumbf*#k stupid nasty. Never posts anything climbing related unless its to sh#t on you for posting some climbing content. In fact, EVERY F*#KING POST POST (with a rare exception) HE'S PEEING ON YER SHOES OR ON THE CAMPFIRE!!!! Major price and a total as#@&%e to the point of being a hemorrhoid IE, no use to anyone -see as#@&%es at least are useful) Such a jackass that he's a CLEAR CUT WINNER (SO FAR) unless Crowley starts posting again. (Pullin for ya Pate! I KNOW you got this)
Fritz - NO! Fritz posts real schweet climbing shots of an Idaho that doesn't exist anym...wait, Idaho looks the same now as the 60's. Still, classic shots, classic climbing, good guy. Too good of a guy there's not a chance in hell he should even be on this list.
Jaybro - NO! 5.13 climber. 5.14 poster. Jaybro rules! Climbing. Posting. Jaybro simply rules. Any of us would be blessed to tie in with Jay. Anytime. Anyone see how supportive his was to Grug when Grug was thinking of firing off Lucille? None of this "YOU WILL DIE A SLOW DEATH AFTER YOUR BELLY IS SCRAPED AND BLEEDING AND YOU WILL FAIL ON MY EPIC PROJECT" words. Just encouragement, beta and he even showed up to assist. This is clearly a 6 star dude when there's only a 5 star scale. This man is clearly a mensch, and we knew that even before he read that entire LEB post once.
Moof - NO! His Tangerine Trip had NO frowns on it anywhere! Did anyone else notice that? His 2 partners were always smiling, as was Moof. WTF? Always. Maybe he shot those on a backlot sound stage and not a big wall? Bet he paid them a lot of money to not look all pissed off. In fact, they were abnormally happy and they cruised that route too easily playing grab ass the whole way. Hmmm...maybe he should be on this list for rubbing our faces in it? Hmmm. Besides that, I once offered to carry Seans sh#t back to the car after he'd had a hard assed soloing day and I'd been generally screwing off, and he looked me over, laughed and turned me down. Clearly he saw what a pussy I am and was just trying to be nice. Respect that.
Leggs - NO! Too hawt! All hawt women get a pass. ALL! And once she chased off Part Time Communist, wasn't Leggs then voted, "chick I'd most likely sleep with on a cold night in the woods alone if PTC wasn't available"? So congrats and good job chasing off the hawt competition Leggs. Need more climbing shots though, cause it's the sad fact of life that all hawt women will reach their expiration date and have a shot at rocketing to the top of this list. Not Tami, ekat or Jan of course, much like the sun they're too amazing, cerebral and eternal. Different category.
Jebus - NO! Even aethists can't be baggin on Jesus. Right?
Marlow - NO! Hasn't flamed anyone till this thread has he?
Skipt NO! Being a nasty bitch republican doesn't get you on the list, especially when you are only posting your core beliefs and they conflict with others core beliefs. (See Dr F.)
Fattrad - NO! He's a good guy underneath the gruffness and is good hearted on his responses to provocations. (Oh sh#t, that post might get me tooled). Damn...sticking by my words anyway.
bvb NO! PLEASE! Too Swole.
Reilly - WTF? Didn't we already do this upthread? Still NO!
Lolli - NO! People from other countries are always kind hearted and she's probably hawt too. Double NO!
squishy - NO! Good guy, please, now your just reaching cause you don't feel you have enough candidates.
The clear winner here, for being a major dickhead, drama queen, obnoxious f*#king prick, ALL THE F*#KING TIME!!!!!!- PATE!
Congratulations Pate, you won the Locker Blue Butt Plug award for being a total worthless hemorrhoid POS. Please bend over to accept the award, you only have to have that stuffed up there for a year, next years awards will come soon enough.
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dirtbag
climber
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Jan 12, 2012 - 10:53pm PT
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Time for a vote!
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Jan 12, 2012 - 10:54pm PT
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Pate is the clear winner Dirtbag. What a f*#king prick. Everyone else is really good people who may have a weakness here or there, or a nasty post or thread here or there. Pates just a mean spirited hemorrhoid and like a hemorrhoid, if he disappeared tomorrow no one would notice except they would feel better. He serves no positive function, contributes nothing good and the world would be better without him.
At least that's the way he's been playing it here.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jan 12, 2012 - 11:00pm PT
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Couchmaster!
I love you man!
Pate has been staying out of the headlights for the last year or so, but he is one hell of a flamer!
That Said!
Marlow! You sick Euro-fuk!
OK Herring-Choker!
I’m not just after you.
Every-time I think of you: hugging yourself & rocking with Euro-joy at your endless Troll on ST-------I wish your closet full of Lutefisk would burst and drown you in an avalanche of salt-fish-buttholes.
Schist! No wonder the Brits hate the rest of Europe.
Marlow?? Do you have any idea how lame you are?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Jan 12, 2012 - 11:14pm PT
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Well, I may have spoke too soon, after that post, clearly Fritz is trying to get back in the running! Sorry buddy, you are starting much too late.
LOL!!!!
Truthfully, you'll need a year of those kinds of posts to catch up to Pate. He's a natural dickhead and he seems to work very hard at it, you just had 1 successful mean flaming post is all. A good one for sure, I'm not denigrating it in anyway! No!!!! Good stuff LOL!
Regards to all
Bill
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Leggs
Sport climber
Home Sweet Home, Tucson AZ
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Jan 13, 2012 - 01:36am PT
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Leggs: You're already on the list.
Marlow, does that mean I'm covered for all of 2012?
(Can't.Stop.Looking.At.The.LEB.ChiaPet.) (wow)
Edit: Okay. Actually, I CAN.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jan 13, 2012 - 02:04am PT
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Check out the march issue of climbing Riley, it will cheer you up, I promise!
Too funny, Skipt!
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philo
Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
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Jan 13, 2012 - 11:24am PT
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I can only guess that Fattrads vomit smells like Krispy Kreme and low self esteem.
Now that is too damn funny.
I still can't believe I am not in the running.
Don't you Cali-Fluffers read my posts?
I know LEB, Skipt, Blue & TGT would vote for me.
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philo
Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
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Jan 13, 2012 - 12:21pm PT
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Thanks Cosmic I was feeling left out.
You rock dude!
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