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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 28, 2011 - 10:40pm PT
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I used to think that I was a skiing savant, then I realized that I was just well trained.
Cantilever.
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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Mar 28, 2011 - 10:53pm PT
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No one ever flagged a route like Dano--he formed a stable human cantilever--but why, at least, can't I lever my ass out of this chair?
nystagmus
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 28, 2011 - 11:11pm PT
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It was hard to make sense of what he was saying his expression distracted me. I tried to make eye contact but he had wicked nystagmus, like Marty Feldman on Crack!
Dendrite.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
Idaho.
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Mar 28, 2011 - 11:23pm PT
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Dendrite crystals are often mistaken for fossils, due to their branching, treelike form.
Brownian
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 28, 2011 - 11:34pm PT
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The one time I spent in a helicopter, I understood brownian motion in a very real way.
I'm switching it up.
The new phrase is; 'cut on the bias.'
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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Mar 30, 2011 - 07:31am PT
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If you watch only Faux news, the very fabric of your reality is cut on the bias of Rupert Murdoch drones.
hoist with his own petard
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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When goofy Bob stepped in the snare while trying to evade the charging boar he thought "Curses, hoisetd by my own petard.
apivorous
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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As he climbed once more into the breach of a gloomy serrated ridge, Walter's altitude-addled imagination foresaw merlons defended with sling and catapult by gigantic ancient warriors.
kalopsia
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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When Tony got home from the rumble he analyzed his feelings for Marria; did he love her because she was beautiful? or was it merely kalopsia? Beside him, his BFF Jimi said, "Man I think it's just confusion", when a lightbulb seemed to pop on above his head, and he began to strum his guitar with a fervor no less than if a hand had come outof of heaven and pinned a badge on his chest. Had it not been for the exploding pustule in his brain that caused him to forget to turn over in his sleep when he puked, he might have gotten somewhere.....
Bugbear
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Driving to work the other day, I witnessed an amazing event. A creature emerged on the roadway. At first, in my periphery, I saw a blur, similar to the creature in 'Preadator'. Then the mirage took shape, revealing a strange shape, perhaps the strangest I've seen. It looked like a bear, yet, not so much. A heartbeat passed and the creature was on its hind legs, improbably pointing a claw at me. The strangest part was, he was talking to me inside my head. He told me 'You have not spent enough time in the forests, we have missed you'. Pretty sure it was a bugbear.
Interdimensional.
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Tomcat
Trad climber
Chatham N.H.
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The driveshaft seemed interdimensional,stuck as it was between the two universals...
Cwm. ( And no you can't use Everest)
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
SoCal
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Cwm bye yah m'lord.... Cwm bye yah. Oh Lordy, Cwm bye yah.
Nix
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Tomcat
Trad climber
Chatham N.H.
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Nix in seven.
Foolscap
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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Despite all his friends exclaiming, "sue da pig Raffi!" Rafael understood that, as with biblical writings, it would be easier for people to believe that he had written the incendiary article than it would be to convince them that it was actually a case of his detractors disseminating pseudepigraphy.
quadrumanous
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venerunable
Trad climber
NC
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The second stopped and reflected: "It's always great climbing with Bob, the quadrumanous climber; one hand is on the rock, one is placing pro, one is taking my picture and the other is passing me a mojito."
Garrulous
edit: caught up!
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Well, catch up dude!
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Jay Hack
Trad climber
bellingham, Washington
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Whether he was climbing runout slabs or putting all his money on black, risk was intrinsic to his character.
Peripatetic
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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Cold, bare-foot and naked in the purple pre-dawn darkness, Steve attempted to rub the lingering sleep and confusion from his eyes as he began to comprehend that his latest somnambular excursion had taken him miles from his bivy near Movie Road.
popliteal
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Apr 27, 2011 - 06:02am PT
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Last night as I layed supine laughing at texts from Lil OWG, every time I sous roll onto my right side I would get these wicked, popliteal spasms and cramps in my right leg.
Neosadistic
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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May 16, 2011 - 01:34am PT
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Offwidth has been described, on video as neosadistic.
Clandestine
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