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zBrown
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Dec 18, 2017 - 08:12pm PT
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The Someimes Big O got 4 or 5 in SB And one in Telluride
I wonder just how many she has
You go girl.
Did she get4-F'd outa VeetNam?
Not bad, huh? Keep in mind, too, these are just the homes Oprah's purchased in her own name. There's no telling what else this land-loving superstar owns under pseudonyms and private trusts! It's enough to inspire us all to get to work on our own empires!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 18, 2017 - 08:49pm PT
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Aagghh! Charlie Brown aagghh, in fact.
Just took a nap (short winter's variety) and awoke, sat up in bed, phone rang.
the Rev, replying to my telephone message of the fifteenth inst.
To wit: he's sick, too. Been at Mamma Denny's in "the Grove Land" tuning up over the weekend. He's been turning down work, a totally alien thing to him.
So we yammered and got R Shid Down. Then we beat crap outta him.
Actually, I just really needed to take a good #2, very badly, as it turned out. I feel like I've got Red Bull Wings by comparison with two hours ago.
Well, I feel honored to have shared. Too cold for flies, but I KNOW my stink and there's not a gram of elitism, here, Gnome, no way no how. We do not rock anything on ST but we simply roll over it.
Even East Coasters get it.
jacksrhythmsnewpaltz@yahoo.com.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Dec 18, 2017 - 08:59pm PT
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Keith (my bros name BTW) and I share a birthday with Speilberg
No Coke,Pepsi
Well not to be a nay_sayer. But the ST HAS BEEN GOING DOWN HILL EVER SINCE Buddy Holly and then Steve McKinney died .
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Dec 18, 2017 - 09:22pm PT
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Well I don't want to get overwrought, but Michele has informed me that the zodiac killer makes it a foursome.
Huh?
Anyway, Keith & Steve don't check in much, so thanks for the three{four?} us.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2017 - 01:07am PT
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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Dec 19, 2017 - 01:28am PT
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I posted this earlier but the page was being better served that day as a ‘Get Well Soon Mouse’ message board so I deleted it. Oops, here it is again...
When Vegetables Attack
When the family gathered ‘round
At thanksgiving this year
As families often do
Uncle Bill shed a tear
In the memory of a friend
Someone said unkind words
Might have been cousin Dawn
Then the feuding was on
As the hollering and yelling
Produced a food fight
Someone brandished a knife
And turkey leg knuckles white
Then I heard a low growl
Papa bared his false teeth
When he climbed on the table
I crawled down underneath
When Aunt Jenny was bitten
She let out a yowl
Then she foamed at the mouth
And she started to howl
I climbed up in the rafters
And as I suspected
The whole clan went mad
As they all got infected
When they all left the place
I turned on the tube
And began cleaning up
Just a poor country rube
Then a special report
Breaking news coming in
As the cameras zoomed closer
I recognized in the din
They had stormed the town hall
Taken siege by surprise
Someone took to the podium
Some ghoul with blackened eyes
He announced that his group
Would be running the show
He was mayor pro-tem now
But how was I to know?
As the man looked familiar
Under his spittle and froth
And his severed bloody stump
Where his arm was lopped off
It was dear Uncle Bill
With my family in tow
With next on the agenda
Off to congress they’d go
So whenever you’re faced
With those holiday spats
Just be grateful for the drunks
And their spoiled little brats
Unless it all goes south
And they all get infected
By a strange zombie virus
And next thing they’re elected
When the world has gone crazy
And the bombs start to fall
It’s those zombie politicians
Who have started it all
There’ll be no one to blame
It’s just science and math
When biology’s gone mad
And goes down the war path
-bushman
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Dec 19, 2017 - 04:02am PT
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
VOO JHA DHAY?
a bushreboot, if i must , I must say!
Now if Jacks records is a main street crawl I lived up stairs for a
while. The owner was what you would want , hooked in some how.
When the John Prine Live album dropped he said
& I quote, JUST BUY IT (He Knew I hadn't paid him da' rent)
I did, then 3 or 4 years later a climber I housed with ans sub-let to
needed Evicting, not sure what Paul Marshel and Larry Schaffer did in
those rooms while I was in OOTha, but the place was rank, it stank so bad
that Ferrie/Aber, the owners, sent word to my Ma, in NJ that the sub-
leters
were to be Evicted and the apartment clean'd - everything
burned.
Paul & Larry? I dont know but the Art Gran Red Bokk, & my John Prine disc where most definitely not on the Pi'er.
so much of what I had in pictures and note books, but
not even I care much, anymore.
now I took this out and stewed on it
it needs to be saved as i like it
yes I am A Special Snow Flake, hate me for it ? fine by me
I have been climbing since the age of 5. At 9 I climbed with Fritz and Hans as my rope mates placing & pulling pins. With the Raubenhiemers as my hosts, & the Mohonk Mountain House & Sky Top as my play ground. I got to dive off the second porch into the lake. Rapped off & Blown bowls on the roof and climbed many routes over the lake.(climbing from boats we took from the dock). ` In Nevada. I went to walls by car & truck, that you now have to hike to. We camped in those canyons, below the climbs, Special? Sure it looks that way now!
Twagic here to, got da sniffles, no flu
The schmuck next door,
Behind on a flag lot infact,
so we are packed in Nose to tail pipe ,
that allows the smoke-in' out of the 'hood
Lit fire at 46 degrees ? NO GUD
Causes inversion - the air in the house gets thick!
Adds to making me sick before dawn
I have half a no a whole mind to Put up sings in the back yard on the shrinking rock border,
GIVE HOOT & DON'T POLLUTE
NO SMOKING
SECOND HAND SMOKE KILLS
YOUR SMOKE
IS KILLING US
pics to follow
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Dec 19, 2017 - 05:09am PT
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**HEY I MISSED YOU! sorry for that!,
My wired weird energy ?
Transfer'd threw
By yellin' into the phone
is not gud for you sir
but I will call
and daily if thats a help,
Some one pick up a phone
please.
oh, yeah
Say hey to Cosmic if itz he, that calls He is ;^7 -ok
An ode To New Paltz? Thats Rich
a Frozendale ballad cant be far behind
What do You say - Swami?
A Stone Ridge Quartet singing "Oh Frozendale A sexy Place"
' Ive got the post card!
( I will make those show up more clearly, I asked biggnomette if she would, started afire I now need to go & put out
By stringing Christmas Lights on a bush of plastic delight,
(allergies,& appologies)
If i could take just one move back
That '84 transit would be it for sure.
Trouble
Trouble follows me
Charlie Brown of Real Estate
This guy coulda bought a farm in the woods if thars what he wanted
there were more than a dozen with lower taxes, more acres & not impacting 8 other owners,
well Bank owned ya know pay for life to have a life to pay for
But No after 3 years vacant,
the poor old owners painted the pastel green monster Red
and it still did not sell
Enter Jaun Derosa, a cunstruction company brat,
the woods were cut down into burms,
high-piled brush cut from his neighbors property,
just 'tiddying things up' (T R O,restraining order and bad vibes on file)
Lights and tree stands, feeding stations with timers to feed, and motion alert cameras to wake the jerk up.
I got caught walking the line
cause I thought Id bought next to a nature preserve ,
which my deed says I did.
So one day a posted sign shows up, then an'ther,
all far away from my line
and my good neighbor,
The original been 49 years on the spot
now tells me
and I went to see
that Yup, at the katty-corner spot where three properties meet
in the woods
2 house down on the 1 acre lots (from me most are deep double)
are 2 hardware store red black and white signs, posted , or whatever?
Lost in the middle of the once pristine stream bi-sected 8acres of woods, this guys a doosh
maybe i need coffee ahy?
this reads like a stroke . . .
and I vanoilized said camera alert system,
I am The ugly dont mow the lawn neighbor,
keeping it real
and the values down
if that matters,
itz a mcMansion ville now.
WasJust Lookin' in when Hoobz was in1 And A Happy full rotation to the spinner, December B-days are for ever ruff Happy Birthday Tad I missed that...
And Back now
'cause
oh,? local (not lost)
http://www.emmagardner.com/store/c1/Featured_Products.html
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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Dec 19, 2017 - 09:38am PT
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local (flagstaff) artist emma gardner
edit: marlow pick. must memorialize ... marc ribot ~ aurora en pekin: http://youtu.be/FfkZYpppR2w best thing ever
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Dec 19, 2017 - 11:11am PT
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I'm pretty happy with the Slimjet tip the Mister Braun gave us all for Christmas.
Quick, no ads.
It does ask a question on photo uploads. I have to look into it.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2017 - 02:14pm PT
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AND SPEAKING OF DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS
Happy Natal Day to THROWPIE!!!!!!!!!!
He don't blab any drab gab.
He'll only chatter hep patter.
(Ad for Finger Marie by consensus of one--moi.)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 19, 2017 - 05:02pm PT
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feralfae
Boulder climber
in the midst of a metaphysical mystery
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Dec 19, 2017 - 06:06pm PT
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^ true stuff, that.
Hello Mouse and Flames Tribe,
Mouse, thank you for the note.
Merry Christmas or whatever merry you'd like to celebrate, and of course Happy New Year or whatever you call the sun coming back. Okay, that is out of the way, whew!
How are you all doing? Mouse, what is with the needles? That was cute and sweet CNA to pose for a pix for you.
zBrown, the story of the needle being put in under the thumb nail — well, just yuk.
What does Michele mean about 4, by the way?
Gnome, your rock pix rock as usual. Hooblie, nice to see you are doing well. And even free photos of the Finger Cakes and devourer.
It has been snowing here on the Divide all day. I have a fire going and I am watching the fairy lights twinkling in the breeze. The voracious Common Redpolls have arrived from north, and are consuming much suet and seeds. The band of Pygmy Nuthatches are raiding the suet cakes hourly. And the Rough-legged Hawks are down for the winter, poised above the fields, catching mice, rabbits, and grouse. Pretty quiet, really.
I will be more caught up with my current project by the end of January, give or take a week, so then I can spend more time hanging out, I hope.
I hope everyone has great plans for the holidays and especially for Christmas. Neebee, although I don't see you at the moment, Brava! on a great job with the secret project! Beautifully done!
So good to see everyone.
ff
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throwpie
Trad climber
Berkeley
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Dec 19, 2017 - 06:15pm PT
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thanks for the bday wishes! Who's that young stand-in for me?
Here I find myself at 67, Grateful Dead in the headphones, Berkeley hills all around...giving thanks to all concerned.
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feralfae
Boulder climber
in the midst of a metaphysical mystery
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Dec 19, 2017 - 06:53pm PT
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! So, I get to be the first to post a reply,
Happy Birthday as the years fly!
I hope the days and world stay fun
that you always find another run.
Happy Birthday, probably 'way late:)
I was just coming back to extend Get Well Wishes to Sir Mouse. Liberally laced with fairy dust, of course.
Pretty snow falling here on the Divide. Glorious winter day.
ff
oh, it was today, so not late yet. Mouse, thank you for being in touch. :)
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