Discussion Topic |
|
This thread has been locked |
throwpie
Trad climber
Berkeley
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 11:49am PT
|
I have never thrown an actual pie. There's this though ----[}
|
|
Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 03:41pm PT
|
Mouse,
we must be sharing the same muse (kinky), she hasn’t been anywhere around here the last few days.
FYI,
I did the math, and if I lived to be 70, the universe would still be at least 200 million times older than me. I’ve got a better chance at winning the lottery jackpot than trying to outlive the old girl. So much for eternal life, but you hang in there…and a little more orneriness could never hurt.
Mr. Gnome,
I truly related to your latest post about the demise of your poor pup pup, very sweet, innocent, and poetic. As you probably know, I’m part dog.
|
|
Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 03:52pm PT
|
Grand eye-pilot, Arborist, Bushman, I know ! that was so right on
That was not Gnome - it was tolerant
Ah Of all the terms to address,
that one might most bring dissing & distress
oh dear ho dear ' fear ive been mis-took, (again),
am I to blame? No I copy pasted the name
including that siege pitch 1 crack
where'd he'd said to hail from
that fine song was & is not mine,
we have newly amongst us, one whos' provenance-
this time ,I will not question or opine
it is fine to have one more too,
and two or three more as well,
before we all go to hell,
There are so many more good poets, yet to come
That is, as to when The arrival of aigh 'n aye,
I questioned and invited him to wrench up
and come here to burn down, or tinker 'roun',
Do any of either of you remember?
(Fear Not , I'll not quake or take the baiting for I still stand, The Reprobate)
in fact - wanting this to degenerate,
to er' on the side of sleaze, as is fortold,
only mfm saw My Big Sandy share? that is indeed a relief.
so all in all not to offensive,
but still? - will sign off now:
Trouser Snake
,/;`)
|
|
Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 04:18pm PT
|
Ah Tolerant
That was most beautiful of you...
Now where’s that confounded muse?
PS
Thank you for reposting that, Gnome...
Your gifts are within you...
|
|
Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 04:28pm PT
|
I would like to stop the world right now if it were not a doom to drink in the current condition of my dream
gone to awake, a waking terror there are mushroom clouds casting shadows on my walls
|
|
Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 04:41pm PT
|
Little Loch Broom
When the sun sets down over Little Loch Broom
You know I’ll be waiting for you
On the path above the cliff I’ll stand
Looking out to the ocean soon
Where once I tried to followed the moon
A boy who once stood trembling
Ran away from his ma and da that day
By the mouth of Little Loch Broom
For the world and the water horse
Are at odds whatever they do
When our journey has gone full circle
It is liken you’ll call for him too
When the water horse comes a ‘calling
You know I’ll be waiting there too
On the path above the shore I’ll stand
At the mouth of Little Loch Broom
-bushman
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2017 - 06:52pm PT
|
Here's a thought which could have gotten one accused of heresy in the 1500s.
The god Mercury falls by the village one day, then sits near the well telling what's going to happen here that day. He has instructions from Jupiter. He begins: Myrna will burn sixty-four hairs on her head because of heating her curling iron too hot. Seven will never grow back, the rest do. Of the ones that grow back, two are gray.
Poggio's sow will give birth to a litter of seven shoats. Three look exactly like her and are female. Two look like her but are male. The other two are one of each sex but are mongrel in appearance.
There is a mosquito hatch of 10,876 of these pests in the pond behind Victorio's shed. 4,905 are blown out over the fields and dispersed among the village. The rest hang around and eventually lay eggs in the pond. There are twelve kids in Victorio's household. (He has a normal Italian's sexual appetite...what?) All of the kids are bitten but only one contracts malaria...this time. Two of the twelve already are infected from previous contact.
If one bothered to count (or could if you had time, but you'd be adding to the total number of events that day--chasing your tail, so to say) all the things that happen in a single day in the village and then one adds in all the day's events from the neighboring villages, wouldn't you say that Jove was a mighty busy man and that Mercury was possessed of a phenomenal memory?
Then try to do the math for the whole of the peninsula, all of Europe, and then there's Cathay and the entire New World (still called the Indies at the time, but that's not the point at all) then this makes it tough to believe that what the Bible says about the hairs on one's head being numbered and the fall of the sparrow, among other things, are just not happening.
It might just test your faith in the current God's omnipotence, forget about the pagan ones.
Here cometh the Inquisitors with the faggots and torches. Gotta go. See ya!
|
|
zBrown
Ice climber
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 07:09pm PT
|
Moore_wise
Go with Archie
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2017 - 07:35pm PT
|
|
|
zBrown
Ice climber
|
|
Dec 11, 2017 - 07:45pm PT
|
Archie has left the building, but Mr. Barkley is barking up for him.
"I'm going to do all I can," he said. "I don't want this guy [childMoRay] representing my state."
Too bad Archie couldn't step into the arena with Ol' Roy.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2017 - 10:45pm PT
|
Forget Roy. Forget the recalcitrant Christian southern Babtits.
Reason dictates seeking pleasure this holiday go-round.
Reason further dictates that you'll find lots in John Prine, as always.
He should run for congress...from Mexico.
John Prine - Mexican Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD4WZmqaJjI
But seriously, he should. He lives in Nashville, TN.
http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/john-prines-house/
[Click to View YouTube Video]
John Prine - Linda Goes To Mars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXnZNsleBGA
John Prine - Picture Show feat. Tom Petty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jKopYJfjeQ
As JFK once said, sorta, poets should study up on politics and politicians should study up on poetry, words to that effect.
I'd run, but I'm not long for this earth, and aside from that, I'd hafta mix with slime on a daily basis and I'm a clean climber, or once was. Heck, I'm not filthy and I wash my clothes semi-regularly.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2017 - 11:22pm PT
|
Spanish as a second language.
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2017 - 02:39am PT
|
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!
Heedless of protocol, shame, and bias, the Flames editorial staff (Mouse) recommends the Jake's Ranch Series and other books by 'our neebee.'
She's probably busy playing Santa's elf, so I think it's only justified to mention her work here.
"There's still time..." and Amazon never closes, last I knew.
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_book_1?ie=UTF8&text=NEEBEESHAABOOKWAY&search-alias=books&field-author=NEEBEESHAABOOKWAY&sort=relevancerank
The books were initially offered through Lulu.com and I'm not sure if they are still, but there's been changes; but that's irrelevant, EXCEPT...
one of our local Merced authors, Steve Newvine has released "California Back Roads," featuring nearly 40 stories about people, places, legends, and traditions from the Central Valley; available from Lulu.com.
It contains a short story he penned in collaboration with his wife that is based on the giant bulldozer at United Equipment Company on Hwy 99 frontage in Turlock--you cannot miss it going south on 99.
The book also talks about veterans and those who help them in their spare time, plus the story of KIA Vietnam war soldier Joseph Peter Gallo of Livingston, whose name is now on the Vets Center at Merced College.
It is available from Lulu.com, as I said.
http://www.lulu.com/shop/steve-newvine/california-back-roads-stories-from-the-land-of-the-palm-and-the-pine/paperback/product-23431833.html
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2017 - 04:32am PT
|
I have never thrown an actual punch.
Now this...
|
|
Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
|
|
Dec 12, 2017 - 04:59am PT
|
SPEAKING OF SHORT STORIES? THIS I RIPPED FROM OVER THERE WHERE AN IDENTICAL "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BAILED " THREAD WAS STARTED
SO THIS TOO IS NOT(clearly) my writing, oops/ caps lock
Ryan Marsters · 7 hours ago · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2011 ·
`
A lot of non-starts due to wind or route conditions, but the last major bail was probably 11,300 in the Ruth Gorge this past spring.
We had a group of three with no meaningful Alaska experience between us. Well, one guy tried Moose's Tooth the week before so he was our sage.
We're cheap. Our weather guru is a friend and a former pilot. We figure that's better than shelling out a couple hundred for a meteorologist. Our first day, forecasted as horrendous, is spent idling at camp under blue bird skies. Good enough weather to gawk at Huntington's mile high face and impressive serac falls which would cover our tents in an inch of snow dust. Each of us shitting bricks with each boom and roar but nervously laughing in a manly fashion.
The following day, our weather guru says go time. Two days of beauty. A third maybe. Out we go, high angle swimming through two feet of sugar atop dry old snowpack. We can see another party's tracks on the descent route high above. A steady trench terminating in a mile-long avalanche scarp. Distances are deceptive here. The pair told us earlier the avalanches were no big deal. They were roped and at the crown, snowstorm obscuring just how big it ripped below.
We keep swimming. No ice. Lots of sugar excavating and easy ridge split by 50 ft cruxes. With a party of two, no problem. Simul it out and cruise on through. But we had a party of three and twin ropes. And pretty much zero experience switching between three person simul and short pitching with any resemblance of efficiency. We had hoped to make it to the Thumb, but the cruiser snow slopes just below were riddled with avalanche crowns and the morning's two feet of sugar were now white frosting and sticking to our crampons like yeti feet.
We decide to camp at the first col and let the slope firm up overnight. Great views. The kind of place you could almost forget it takes a solid ten minutes to strip off layers just to use the bathroom. We ruin the experience by shoving the three of us into a 2 person Firstlight, promptly tearing the corners. Sardines in a can with three rounds of Mountain House thrown in for flavor. I can't even turn away to avoid friendly fire.
Anyways, our weather guru hits us with bad news. We have one day of okay weather followed by a "stare at the tent walls for a week" storm. Eight feet predicted. Sh#t, At our pace, we'd probably make it to the summit before the storm hits. Then sardines in a damaged can and quarter rations of mountain house before running the mega avalanche slope and stuck rope rappel gauntlet descent. We want to bail but again, what kind of guy wants to say it first?
Luckily, an earthquake hits that night. Small one. Enough to get the col camp swaying and a staccato serac drop on all sides. A mansion-sized serac drops three thousand feet off Huntington and a few trailer homes drop off the Rooster Comb. The valley below looks like a scene from The Mummy. Beautiful. Well, until a little squall hits. I think only six inches in an hour.
We mobilize to see the anchors and slopes are sheathed in white. Slough avalanches lazily drifting on down the fluted slopes. I'm not sure if the word "bail" is ever actually uttered, but we're all moving and generally in the downwards direction. Bailing still takes a dozen single rope rappels, having learned our lesson turning doubles into a spaghetti fest, and a couple nut donations. Luckily, most of the stations are fixed and we know a party bailed just a couple days prior during another storm. I think it takes us five hours, brushing off anchors, searching around, simuling where we can.
We flew out just before stormageddon hit, glad we dodged a bullet. Our pilot, with the last name of Sheldon, knows a thing or two about those mountains and the weather patterns. "Oh, they say it's supposed to be nasty tomorrow. But I don't think it'll amount to much."
Hey Now; From The Great White North; (Canada) Hear & Go: "I Shall Be Released" (screechy but novel take on a great song)
https://youtu.be/FyWYGwhuETs
|
|
mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 12, 2017 - 05:14am PT
|
|
|
|
SuperTopo on the Web
|