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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:00am PT
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umm..
news flash; today is Thursday.
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splitter
Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:05am PT
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I do have a comeback to all of these rye responses, soon as i refill my, uh...hey it ain't even friday and look what ya got me thinkin about already!!! Okay, I got a song for ya that will fix everythin'...give me a minute!!!
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:08am PT
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Best watch that mouth Pete.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:08am PT
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Pete, did you wuss out of your Nose in a month attempt or whatever it was? Why else so lachrymose?
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:11am PT
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I jest want to say:
The FNPWDP thread is an integral, impotent, & interesting part of ST.
One of my most fav parts------so long as it stays on Friday night, with occasional and impotent alternative posts-----like now.
(yes! impotent is not a spelling error.)
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 22, 2012 - 12:17am PT
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"Best watch that mouth Pete."
Bite my middle-aged lard-ass, ElCapInYoAzz, you pathetic lame light nameless faceless and emphatically dickless detractor. If you had even half a ball, you would come up to me on the bridge and tell me what you really think. I'll be there tomorrow morning you pathetich sack of shiit. But you are nothing more, nor less, than nothing. Your words hold no credibility, and your penis is pathetically small. You are probably married to some control freak wife who won't let you go climbing, so you sublimate here on an internet forum, and are clearly miserable, useless and emphatically worthless. If you had any sense of worth whatsoever, you would do something with your pathetic existence that you call a "life" and actually go climb something harder than my grandmother's chimney. So suck my fat one, you pathetic turd. You are nothing but a coward, and when you see me walking your direction, you will walk the other way.
Or - you pathetic sack of sh#t - you could come up to me, offer me a beer, give me your real name and identity, have some f*cking balls, and tell me why* you have such a hard on for me and others like Scott.
*Answer: because you can't GET a hard on. Pussy.
Anders: We climbed the Nose in 14:10.
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splitter
Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:21am PT
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MisterE,
Dood, yer correct(can't remember xactly what ya said cuz ya deleted before i cud finish reading it)and i meant no harm and am clueless in regards to what is going on as per any past, present or future love relationships(sorrry Jaybro/Daphne)...but one thing is very obvious to at least me: IT IS ALL PTPP & THIS LOUSY THREADS FAULT!!! just sayin.... ;)
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splitter
Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:42am PT
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Hey, were did everybody go? Pass out? Run outta booze, not me, just giitin started! Uh, i mean just...ferget it!
You 2 d00ds(Sumtin up His Ass & Pissed Off Piton Pete) shud maybe consider doin supthin positive fer a change, compare wall racks or sumpthin!! Gonna give each other an earlier than usual ulcer or WudEvaH! Just Sayin...
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splitter
Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jun 22, 2012 - 12:57am PT
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Fritz,
Okay, I admit, I occasionally lurk. Not a necessarily worthless thread, on the contrary...(give me a minute or two, i'll come up with sumthin!).
Oh, yeah, reminds me of(lately anyway)of how some of my best friends and roomates use to behave on occasion and make total fools of themselves and then come and ask me what happened the next day and I would lie and tell them all kinds of crazy sh#t and they would give me $10 or $20 a piece to keep my trap shut and not tell anyone! just sayin...
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MisterE
Social climber
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Jun 22, 2012 - 01:00am PT
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Splitter: Hah! I just realized you were sticking to PTPP's original parameters by slagging someone...which I failed at.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Jun 22, 2012 - 01:02am PT
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1. Your current consumption
None.
2. At least one inflammatory comment
Pete is drunk, and being silly. Maybe some people should have a breathalyser linked to the "post this reply" key.
3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.
Not drunk, plus there are goofy gondolas to fight off.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 22, 2012 - 01:18am PT
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C'mon, guys - I amended the inflammmatory comment bit.
In the words of John Salathe: 'Wvy can't ve all chust get along?"
Splitter - are you on the Eastside? I am coming to visit Cragman in a week and a bit.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 22, 2012 - 01:23am PT
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Fritz:
So this black guy walks into the doctor's office, dressed in a tuxedo, and asks about getting a vasectomy.
The doc looks at him in amazement, and asks, "why are you dressed in a tuxedo to get your vasectomy?"
And the black guy answers, "Well, doc. If I's gonna be impotent, I wants to look impotent."
Fa-too-poop, Ksh!
[rim shot]
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splitter
Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jun 22, 2012 - 01:23am PT
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Pete,
No(San Diego)wish I was though, would love to meet the both of ya! Perhaps at the Face Lift(if i can get my act together and git up there)!!
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 22, 2012 - 01:25am PT
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So remind me, buddy - were you there at the Nose speed record?
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splitter
Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jun 22, 2012 - 01:34am PT
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Nope, need ya remind me & everyone else of what a slacker I is fer missiing it? Dang, wish i coulda been, what an awesome event!
I was at(EC Meadow)for the first NIAD, though. And at least one of the prior attempts at it: Jardine & partner(fergit who accompanied him)!!
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 22, 2012 - 01:39am PT
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Are you telling me you were there when those boys were dressed in their Jimi Hendrix suits?
[what kind of mom names her son 'Jimi'?]
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splitter
Trad climber
Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Jun 22, 2012 - 01:43am PT
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Dood, we all dressed like Jimi, bitd. And, btw, dems were da boys best duds they were sportin that day(Sunday go ta meetin the Big Stone, duds). just sayin...
edit: "[what kind of mom names her son 'Jimi'?]"
Dunno! I was about to say a mom who was obviously a regular of this thread and actively taking part on it when she came up with/wrote down the name, but, don't think ya were postin' back then. Perhaps she was tuned in to another worthy 'Friday Night' gig/pastime, eh? ;)
Gotta hit the sack, nice talkin with ya, bro! & hope ya hav sum Sweet El Cap Dreams tonight, my friend! Peace!!
[thunk it wus 'James' Marshall Hendrix origionally]
Largo would know fer sure, but i believe Jim Bridwell's origional name was Jimi Bridwell & Hendrix traded him sum duds(see famous NIAD/el cap meadow photo)for the exclusive rights to the name(Jimi)! WB said it happened that way anyway, bitd!
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R.B.
Trad climber
47N 122W
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Jun 22, 2012 - 10:05pm PT
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It's Friday ... again:
1. Your current consumption
2. At least one inflammatory comment **
3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.
1. Two Mirror Pond Pale Ales
2. See after #3
3. I am not drunk, but it rained 2/3 inch so far today ... ain't exactly climbing weather
#2 expanded:
Is it just me, but I find that speed climbing El Cap's Nose Route in 2:24 after rehearsing it two times the week before is nothing more than "GLORIFIED FLAG POLE SITTING!" And there you have it!
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