newsflash: sport climbing is stupid

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Donny

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2002 - 05:13pm PT
screw you nameless coward and yo learn how to read then. Then you dont need to ask stuff thats already been said
Donnette

Advanced climber
certainly not Boulder
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2002 - 07:49pm PT
boulder? that explains EVERYTHING. Dude, do you pimp at the bars with your hirsute chest all a-glory, trying to score chicks? or are you a REAL climber (read thread: you know its bad when..) and NO, I don't need 'some' don't go there, and f*#k you fisty.

...

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 29, 2002 - 09:14pm PT
hey Donni

if you have any balls, you will tell us your name so that we can read about all your 14b's in the basecamp section of climbing

but i think if you pulled down those tutti-frutti colored lyrca tights, we'd find a pussy between your legs
Donny

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 02:26pm PT
ya you wish dumbass. When you climb 5.14 you can hang where I do until then stick wiht your 5.8 trad.
homunculus

Novice climber
right behind Donny
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 03:38pm PT
Donny does sportclimb 5.13. Fluff Boy is named in honor of his hours of community service in the Wicked cave. Donny helps the hardmen of Rifle stay hard. We all love thse tight little lips of his..Both sets.

Things just aren't the same at Rifle when Donny is flufffing the Boulder canyon boys. We miss you Donny. Please come, homo.

zach romero

Intermediate climber
So.Cal.
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 04:35pm PT
DONNY,
YOUR A STUPID F*#K.THE REASON MOST PEOPLE DONT LIKE SPORT CLIMING IS BECAUSE OF THE ASSHOLES WHO CLIMB IT(YOU BEING ONE OF THEM).WHO CARES THAT YOU CAN CLIMB 5.14 SPORT.THATS PUSSY SH#T.ID RATHER LEAD A 5.11 TRAD ROUTE ONSIGHT THAN HANG ALL OVER A 5.14 FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME.SPORT CLIMBING IS A WASTE OF TIME.YOU SAY YOU DONT LIKE TRAD BECAUSE ITS TOO EASY,YOUR FULL OF SH#T.GET ON A TRAD ROUTE AT YOUR SPORT CLIMBING LIMIT AND SEE WHATS UP THEN.YOUR GOING TO GET F*#KING SPANKED.GUARANTEED.SO F*#K YOU!
eloso

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 05:32pm PT
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Doodle

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 08:33pm PT
Take a look at the BIG picture.
All climbing is stupid. It's self indulgent... but it is enjoyable.
Doodle

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 09:04pm PT
It should be enjoyable. All this bantering about trad vs. sport vs. aid is absurd. Whenever I hear this sh#t I just assume the person running their mouth is low on self-esteem and needs to trash somebody else to buoy their low self worth.


dufas

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 09:30pm PT
doodle: who the hell do you think you are trying to introduce sense of reason to this? Everybody knows that Donny sucks, Satan is a jerk and copperhead is getting shitface drunk with bringmebeers.
Doodle

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 30, 2002 - 09:48pm PT
Dufas-
You are once again correct. Sorry to bring everyone down!
Cheers!
Donny

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 31, 2002 - 02:21pm PT
what a bunch of as#@&%es. you people act like I started this when I was only defending sport then when people talk sh#t I talk back.The as#@&%es start sh#t about me on other topics thats way weak. Hey zak ever herad of a caps lock button I think yours is stuck assmunch
Donny

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 31, 2002 - 02:33pm PT
I'll show you guys. I'm going to lead Astroman.
Doodle

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 31, 2002 - 02:39pm PT
Fake Donny. No way Real Donny will claim a go at Astroman. He'd DIE in the Harding Chimney.

P.S.Real Donny's pussy is so stretched out from being fisted by trad climbers. Was fingerlocks; is now hand stacks and soon will require arm bars...

..pathetic loser sport weenie
C4

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 31, 2002 - 02:42pm PT
Guys guys guys-

Come on now- let's see if you can get to 200!
Dandy

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 31, 2002 - 02:43pm PT
Do y'all actually know each other outside the forums? Or is this just your way of flirting with your online buddies?

;)
Donny

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 31, 2002 - 02:47pm PT
Are you too dumb to know that astroman isint a bolted route? hey doodle grow up theres more to talk about that peoples privates but may be thats all you know. did you notice this site is about climbing?
NOT Donny

Intermediate climber
San Jose Ca
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 31, 2002 - 11:25pm PT
First I want to thank everyone, especially you Donny for a great laugh. I climb trad, sport, and have tried a little aid. Who cares it's all fun.

However I must say that you (Donny) seem, ahh, how do I put this nicely...Full of sh#t. Be that as it may, if you really are a sport climber, and are good enough to lead 5.12's then might I suggest (if you ever do get to CA) you try some of the sport routes at the pinnacles. I'm sure you would enjoy the well bolted routes on excellent solid rock....

Again, thanks everyone for the laughs....

Go Green Giant!
Suzy

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 1, 2002 - 05:44pm PT
Hey Donny, you going to lead Astroman or not?
Donny

Novice climber
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 1, 2002 - 05:59pm PT
have you read the stuff above do you think I climb trad? what a dumb question
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