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john hansen
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:37pm PT
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Do bears sh#t in the woods
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:38pm PT
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does a bear sh#t in the woods?
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:38pm PT
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Great minds think alike
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:39pm PT
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fer fu#ck's sake!
quiet down over there!!!
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john hansen
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:39pm PT
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Yeah,,, well if my Aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:39pm PT
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Not regional.... BUT definitely colloquial
ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.
FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".
THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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Watusi
Social climber
Newport, OR
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:40pm PT
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Irish Hand-Cuffs...
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:45pm PT
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gonnah have to roll the dice on this one
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:45pm PT
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"Chuck us a sling," -aussie-ism
Osage orange
Buckeye
I thought Davenport was midwestern for couch
expressway, turnpike, highway, thoroughfare
F-Blinny got the socal-eeze of saying "the" before the number of a municipal roadway. that one really bugs me as it spreads.
The way Coloradans (aka Greenies) often (mis)pronounce Vedawuoo
Aposthrophe s, after anything in Ute slang, ie Zion's National park.
Indian Creek. emphasis on the first or second word?
"Put his brain on a razor blade and it would look like a bb on a four lane freeway."
Madam palm and her five ...
-that one may not be regional
Also regional pronunciations, beyond accents. What is on top of a house? a rooooof? a Ruof? - I use both.
How about a climb? is it a rooot? or a raoute?
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:45pm PT
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QC related
"good enough for government work"
"I can't see it from my house"
Everybody stand back. I'ts time for the smoke test"
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:45pm PT
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better farm that one out
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Count Chocula
climber
Choclovania
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:47pm PT
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hey watusi -
how about Irish toast?
(take on french toast, take two to four slices of bread, dunk them in a bowl of whiskey, throw the toast in the trash and drink the bowl...)
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p-dub
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:48pm PT
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The Ditch
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:48pm PT
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the main bearings "went south" on us...
and she seized up.
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John Moosie
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:48pm PT
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Lickety split
Everything is hunky dorey
I have a hankering
Tarnation
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:50pm PT
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dead-er than a doorknob
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john hansen
climber
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:51pm PT
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When Hell freezes over
Like peas in a pod
Like a cat on a hot tin roof
Blind as a bat
Sly as a fox
Fast as a deer
Flat as a pancake
Dumb as a stick
Too close for comfort
And lastly,, Ya,all ain't from around here are ya?
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:51pm PT
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out like a light
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:53pm PT
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too smart for yer own good
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Count Chocula
climber
Choclovania
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Feb 13, 2008 - 10:53pm PT
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I love hearing the words:
"Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh#t..."
especially since it usually follows with someones cousin finding (or stealing) some blasting caps or other explosives...yeeeehoo!
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