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Jerry Dodrill
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Bodega, CA
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Then Chongo and Bear 46 had a secret meeting with an international delegation of virgin inflatable sheep. The goal of their meeting was...
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andanother
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...to create a race of robotic self-aware sheep (a la Johnny-5) to replace the standard inflatable sheep, and thus rid the world of that heart-breaking *POP* that can plague the inflatables.
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WandaFuca
Gym climber
San Fernando Lamas
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Chongo sent rangers to tell Half Dome that she would be re-hired, but she . . .
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Gene
climber
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had already been hired as a WalMart greeter in Clovis.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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But not before having already rented space for franchises to all the Big Boxchains on every square foot of her self, closing the deal just before Chongo signed the dotted line to "The Valley."
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Gene
climber
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The terrorists now had their Target.
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Matt
Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
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...because the terrorists tried to blow up el cap, w/ a van-bomb in the parking garage, one that had been installed back when...
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andanother
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...U2 was actually cool. Anyone remember that?
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andanother
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So, donning the new required uniform of fig leaves, python boots, and an ample aplication of sun screen....
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Gene
climber
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and quitting his job as a volunteer fireman in PA,
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2007 - 03:57pm PT
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The rangers attempted to thwart the assault on El Cap with their new government issue (Chongo tested & mother-approved!) double-sided Dildos!
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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Only to realize a little too late that they were too late. And so were also blown to ...
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Gene
climber
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the Twilight Zone (10d), where they were met by
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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..their turn in the next life as...
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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William Shatner and the entire crew of the USS Enterprise...
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Jerry Dodrill
climber
Bodega, CA
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including Mr. Spock in his anti-gravity boots...
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Lost Arrow
Trad climber
The North Ridge of the San Fernando
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High up on the Shield Headwall a climber falls from the Groove.
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BadInfluence
Mountain climber
Dak side
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with his pants around his ankles
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