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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Nov 19, 2014 - 03:32pm PT
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Penis Magnet
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mtnyoung
Trad climber
Twain Harte, California
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Nov 19, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
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I wonder what this formation would be named if it was named today (instead of in the 1950s)?
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Nov 19, 2014 - 04:43pm PT
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Sexist can also be okay..."She's the Bosch."
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goatboy smellz
climber
लघिमा
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Nov 19, 2014 - 04:52pm PT
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Spider if you really can not appreciate low brow humor and think we all need to place route names on some white golden pillar of conformity that does not offend anyone, well man,
all I can say is, I just feel sorry for you and your inability to appreciate the rich flavor of this game.
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Nov 19, 2014 - 05:00pm PT
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Darryl Hatten had the best one of all, The Negro Lesbian, for his route next to the Black Dyke.
It's crying out for another line squeezed in there called Audre Lorde.
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stevep
Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
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Nov 19, 2014 - 05:12pm PT
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There are/were some pretty bad boulder problem names in Hueco.
Beer, pizza and a 3ft Mexican *&!$%# among them.
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Nov 19, 2014 - 05:29pm PT
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I climbed teenage girls don't blow gorbies yesterday... ;)
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Gary
Social climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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Nov 19, 2014 - 05:30pm PT
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That's Sonnie Trotter dumbass
Now there's a good name for a route.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Nov 19, 2014 - 07:23pm PT
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This thread deserves to be rated as the dumbest f*#king thing I've ever read.
I guess the route that Tucker and I put up "My Pussy Hurts" is crass and insensitive.
Here's some sensitivity, go f*#k yourself.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 19, 2014 - 08:29pm PT
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^^^
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Just couldn't think of anything better? Amazing.
Plus the great friendly comment at the end.
Thank you for your example.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Nov 19, 2014 - 08:40pm PT
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My pleasure. While you're at it, go get your nails done, your hair froofed, and your muffin buffed. Then go hang out at your local gym and climb some 5 star classics like "fluffy bunny", and "happy kitty".
The FA's on routes and areas have every right to name the routes as they see fit. If you don't like the names, shut up and don't climb the route. You come off with an air of moral superiority that stinks like a dead animal baking in the sun.
Maybe you should stay away from climbers/climbing and start knitting. I hear they are polite.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 19, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
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rlf- Go ahead, think of three nice names for that climb.
Something from a favorite book you you've read?
Passage in a favorite poem?
Quote from respected philospher?
Take some pride in making a clever name. It's fun and rewarding.
We spend time climbing in the outdoors because it feels great and the outdoors is beautiful, rocks are aesthetic. Why not make a route name that contributes to wonder?
Even a clever bitter and cynical name.
But PLEASE, respect the chicks man.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 19, 2014 - 08:56pm PT
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I don't think any of us are personally offended.
It's just sad to see the stupidity.
It's like a formula: What is the stupidest possible name I could give this new route? I know! Body Parts or Body Fluids! That's it.
"Boy am I clever! Yuk Yuk"
Stupid white men.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Nov 19, 2014 - 09:10pm PT
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Well actually no. You come of as anything clever or intelligent. I guess you won't be climbing on the Wall of Disgusting Butt Sex Tucker and I put up about 8 years ago. These routes included some classic choss piles like "Pump my monkey hole", "Show Me Those Beautiful Breasts Again", and "Rub My Leaking Tree".
Very offensive. Here's a good one for you, "50,000 battered women in this country and I'm still eating them plain"
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Delhi Dog
climber
Good Question...
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Nov 19, 2014 - 09:11pm PT
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An observation:
The irony between this thread and some of the posters comments and of those over on the Beyer thread whining about his anti-semitic remarks on that topo and the naming of his route(s) is just weird.
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BuddhaStalin
climber
Truckee, CA
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Nov 20, 2014 - 02:17am PT
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"Savage a spiders anus", thats gonna be my next one....
"Cinnamon hole tongue-punch" needs a climb to call its own.
Spider savage should not visit our beloved "cum dumpster' crag.....
get bent
thank you
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BuddhaStalin
climber
Truckee, CA
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Nov 20, 2014 - 02:20am PT
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I don't know what you expected, anyway. Thanks for all the comedy that your faggy little thread provided.
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Nov 20, 2014 - 03:09am PT
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Like I said earlier, the air of superiority reeks in this thread.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Nov 20, 2014 - 05:27am PT
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"Look, Mom! I'm a sperm!" ?
Don't you mean Dad?
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