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bit'er ol' guy
climber
the past
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Dec 31, 2012 - 12:49am PT
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REALLY?
You need an assult wepon to deal with a meth head?
WHAT?
Seems like any self respecting climber could take down a skinny sleep deprived loser in a little old fashioned hand to hand combat.
But if near death zombies scare you that much....
well....you know what your made of.
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Roots
Mountain climber
SoCal
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Sep 11, 2013 - 11:39am PT
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Didn't read the whole thread so if already suggested, please accept my apology:
An XD9 and/or Mossberg 500.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 12:27pm PT
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I ended up going with five of the AA12 rigs, two of which I stashed up on the hill above the compound.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Sep 11, 2013 - 03:17pm PT
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Interesting choice...
I like your choice Russ, but why only 5? LOL. Pretty small Zombie army you must be forming down there in the desert. For myself, I went with Vepr 12's. No expensive full auto registration costs. 2 of the 3 we had out on a recent climbing trip, I might have a photo of one on a Fish Haul bag ...I'll look.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Sep 11, 2013 - 03:22pm PT
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The bad guys have to get by Mr. Troll sir and Beebop's armegeddon-ready zombie apocolypse weapons depot;....I think you are safe.........
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can't say
Social climber
Pasadena CA
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Sep 11, 2013 - 03:24pm PT
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I always thought your rapier-like wit and liberal alcoholic host would have been enough.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Sep 11, 2013 - 03:35pm PT
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Fish bags, you can rely on them to knott fuk yer sh#t up.
AK style Russian shotguns after a great day of climbing.
hmmm....or is that a Black Diamond?
Metolius?
Hmmmm ......
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 03:48pm PT
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^^^^
Fish bag for sure. I recognize some late night crooked stitching.
No expensive full auto registration costs.
Registration? What is that? Is that the thing where you fill out all sorts of Govt paperwork and then at some time in the future Obama comes to your house with Steven Seagal and takes all your weapons?
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Sep 11, 2013 - 04:05pm PT
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Crooked stitching? Not mine. It's perfect. Like everything I've ever gotten from you.
As far as Da Gubmint paperwork goes - yup, comes with the territory. They even fingerprinted me. Again. Use to have a secret security clearance BITD which involved fingerprints and the FBI doing research, so they should know who I am.
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Andy KP
climber
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Sep 11, 2013 - 04:57pm PT
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In Great Britian only farmers, the Royal Family and drug dealers have guns (a few police have them, but they don't have any bullets). The militery sometimes also have guns, but they tend not to work (we designed them that way), and any ammo needs to be borrowed from you yanks (we knew you have plenty). So if you want a gun for home defence (most people in the UK live in Castles anyway) then you have to make your own:
Saying that we don't have meth heads in the UK, but we do have Scotish people (but they are very hard to kill, but easily scrared off by fresh fruit).
Andy
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 05:07pm PT
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Saying that we don't have meth heads in the UK, but we do have Scotish people (but they are very hard to kill, but easily scrared off by fresh fruit).
hahaha! Nice one!
That scrotum buster is pretty nice looking. Does it fire neeps or what?
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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Sep 11, 2013 - 05:16pm PT
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Registration? What is that? Is that the thing where you fill out all sorts of Govt paperwork and then at some time in the future Obama comes to your house with Steven Seagal and takes all your weapons?
probably won't be anytime in the near future...
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sandstone conglomerate
climber
sharon conglomerate central
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Sep 11, 2013 - 05:22pm PT
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^^^^^He's an Aikido master. That look is just deception, so that you don't step to him and get killed by his undoubtedly still-honed skills. You'd have to get by the gut first, then the moobs, and deal with those guns, and everyone knows that ain't going to happen.
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sandstone conglomerate
climber
sharon conglomerate central
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Sep 11, 2013 - 05:53pm PT
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A comedic genius, a martial arts master, a chicken killer, healer, clairvoyant, a guy with bad hair plugs in an Eddie Munster widow's peak...What isn't this great man?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 11, 2013 - 06:17pm PT
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Don't forget incarnate Tibetan Lama
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lostinshanghai
Social climber
someplace
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Sep 11, 2013 - 07:45pm PT
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“How about something I can also get through courthouse and TSA security, you know, in case someone tries to rob me (or worse!) in the mens room?”
Use one of these: Two ends for different puncture points as in nerve damage and flesh thrashing and if for some reason you feel that might not work on the guy coming towards you [as in big or large] then unscrew the end and stick the open ended pen into his heart or body organ providing you have already assess the first thought that you might be in trouble.
I would at least say “Hi, how are you today” making eye to eye contact that will give you enough time.
Now that you stabbed him with the pen and he is dying, you are now safe until you hear someone is yelling out “where is the judge?” and then you hear some say” he’s in the bath room” good luck.
Had jury duty: Here or in our town, we our short on space so there are two buildings [1] Jury courthouse conference room [2] then the Court house where the actual trial and sentencing is.
Bailiff [not old but young as in sheriff unit] went through the entire do’s and not to do’s. Of course no weapons of any kind, knives especially. Hmmm? I wait till things to mellow out since I am caring one of these, I discreetly go over his way and made sure that the rest of the jury selection could not see what I had in my hand and told him I could take it back to my car which had the sticker for that day as in you would not get a ticket.
Told and showed him of nerve points and trashing techniques to the back of my hands where and what points to hit next to the small bones when grabbed, then said but did not point to the areas one could use towards the head and neck areas to disable a person, and then opened the pen end said you could puncture into an organ part of one’s body.
He picked it up, looked at it, gave it back and said “let’s call it a pen”. Went through second building where security panels as beep, beep, old lady has no clue, sheriff looks at her and nods Ok.
No picky on this one. Rape case where the defendant was black; they picked all women for the exception of two men. Guy was found not guilty.
As for TSA security do not explain the above just say it is a pen they will not figure it out.
Where do you get them and things that might interest you in your journey, I see Chris has a sponsor or vender on the ST site: DVOR or go the their site: http://www.crkt.com/Elishewitz-Tao-Pen---Aluminum Discounted with DVOR
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Ksolem
Trad climber
Monrovia, California
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Sep 11, 2013 - 08:02pm PT
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Russ you need to reconsider that Russki full auto rig. The Chief is onto something. Nothing makes a tweaker's blood run cold faster than the sound of a 12GA pump gun racking a round.
Of course there are some pretty mean pump guns out there...
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