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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Aug 31, 2012 - 11:30pm PT
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hey there say, all... i will try to play:
passing-fad:
passing in fasionable-ascent-duds...
telescope vision:
eyes zeroed in on summit and NOT the advancing storm...
novel'T:
new move that fits you to a T
packing a whiffer:
bringing sardines for food...
climbing term:
busiest time of the season.... ;)
climbing term-paper...
list of what to take, on that busy season, for those
that continually forget stuff at home... ;))
okay, okay, i a not a climber, but i sure like
trying out word games, :))
ohh, TWO more:
sub'dude:
last climber up...
jiffy pop:
old timer, still raring to take on a climb!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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A Sullivan: a really big shoe, say a 14.
Dimed: did a 5.10 lead.
Jiffy Pop, out.
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 2, 2012 - 09:58pm PT
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Three newbie terms Skip and I came up with - seriously lacking in this thread:
Noobitry: A general term for the behavior of new climbers. "I saw all sorts of Noobitry at the crag today."
Noobidity: A more specific classification of the things new climbers say and do. "The noobitity I saw today makes me wonder how new climbers survive their first year."
Nooberwhelmed: When the noobitry at a particular climbing area becomes too much, and one has to move/leave the area. "I was completely nooberwhelmed at Holcomb over Labor Day Weekend." (true story)
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Plaidman
Trad climber
South Slope of Mt. Tabor, Portland, Oregon, USA
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Wait! Wait! I have another one. I didn't come up with it. I am still trying to find out who wrote the song.
Drillionaire - a route developer that over bolts his routes. As in:
Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies
Come and listen to a story about a man named Plaid
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And down to the ground came some rocky rude.
Cobbles that is, grey gold, Oregon peas.
Well the first thing you know ol Plaid's a drillionaire,
Kinfolk said "Plaid move away on out there"
Said "Coethedral is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the van and moved to the boonies.
Spires, that is. Swimmin holes, TV stars.
Well now its time to say good by to Plaid and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly not droppin.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Orebilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
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Rick A
climber
Boulder, Colorado
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Not original, I heard this one from Callie:
Herd of Squarebacks: A group of pod people
Example: "We encountered a big herd of squarebacks on the trail, and we were careful not to spook them for fear of starting a stampede."
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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When will the winner be announced?
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mountainlion
Trad climber
California
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"Full Value" my friends and I often use this to describe a climb that is particularly hard that day.
An inside joke amongst my friends occurred when a group of gumbies accompanied us to a crag. One asked me if I wanted him to belay me after one of my other buds was preparing to. He then asked my bud "are you sure you know how to lead belay". We still say it sometimes "are you sure you know how to lead belay" it puts a smile on our face everytime
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bc
climber
Prescott, AZ
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I've always liked "smedge", "smedging".
+1 for "turtle". Someone I know will be turtled soon ;-)
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Alpine Rulze.. Anything to keep the rope moveing up quickly!
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Lewis Loader
Trad climber
Torbay
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Alzheimer's Onsight: redpointing a route after not climbing it for years, and /or forgetting all the beta. Happens to me a lot.
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moacman
Trad climber
Montuckyian Via Canada Eh!
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Flop Masters....
Climbing shoes that are way to big.........
Stevo
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Cragnostic: One who believes it is impossible to climb a certain line. He sees a line, but is skeptical it can be done.
"The cragnostic looked wistfully up at Vain Hope, thinking, 'Bummer!'"
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2012 - 08:37pm PT
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OK, time for a poll. I tried this before, but realized that I needed to include as many options as possible.
Winner gets a copy of the new Sedona Climber's Guide (value $35):
http://www.amazon.com/Sedona-Rocks-Climbers-Guide-Volume/dp/1453727884
So - vote early and vote often! The winner will be announced next Monday when the wife and I get back from Lover's Leap.
Here's the link to the poll:
http://poll.pollcode.com/44rfev
Edit: In duplicate entries, credit will go to the FIRST person to mention the term. I dis-included terms I know have been around. If you feel that your entry should be included anyway, please call me at 1-800-NOT-CARE.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Vote early vote often.
Have a nice Leap, E.
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nutjob
Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
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Hmmm... I bet folks with VPNs or who know their neighbor's WiFi password can vote more than once! Or visit a bunch of different Starbucks....
I cry election fraud.
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moacman
Trad climber
Montuckyian Via Canada Eh!
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And the votes are comming in..........
#1- Pod People
#2- Attitude Sickness
#3- Yellow Pointing
Stevo
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MisterE
Social climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2012 - 11:57pm PT
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Bump for the voting and prize!
You may lose out with the electoral thing on the presidential ticket, but your vote counts here!
http://poll.pollcode.com/44rfev
;)
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Jumpingfish
Social climber
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Climbing rating terms for /
NBD : ---No Big Deal
NTB : ---Not To Bad
PDW : ---Pretty Damn Western
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Salamanizer
Trad climber
The land of Fruits & Nuts!
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14 total votes... WTF???
Come on people, this sh#t matters!!!
What happens if some dumbassed word gets voted in and then it becomes mainstream? Like when that whole TRUCK thing became popular for a while. "That anchor is totally Truck dude!"... Do you want to live through another dumb-ass phrase like that becoming popular again? NO!!!
So get your vote on people.
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