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Brandon-
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Done With Tobacco
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Vor einigen jahren gab es ein schwarmerei von erdbeben in den Wells, Nevada.
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Muffler Bearing. :)
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 10, 2011 - 05:37pm PT
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When Jane's carry-on exploded on a blustery ice storm of a day in upper Mahattan, she unwound her scarf, piled in the goods, and ran across the street, her muffler bearing the weight of the recently topped off colostomy bag.
Poseur
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 10, 2011 - 05:48pm PT
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I've got nothing right now, but Jaybro that was pretty funny, I'm still laughing
EDIT; still laughing, good sh#t man.
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 10, 2011 - 05:58pm PT
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Worked. He was worked.
Three days after his luck had spiked the fun-meter to 11, a succession of unfortunate and shitty events, lies really, had dropped him off here.
Pantless and covered in poison oak, the hero heads into the night...
mitigate.
(and add a line, maybe)
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 10, 2011 - 06:00pm PT
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Well, I was trying not to dump, on anyone.... thanks.
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Tomcat
Trad climber
Chatham N.H.
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Mar 10, 2011 - 06:02pm PT
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Points for Jaybro....muffler counterbearing !!!! Way funny dood!
Jay thought offwidth climbing would help to mitigate his otherwise hairy body.
Hirsute....
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 10, 2011 - 06:25pm PT
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I'm not sure if you've seen the 80's movie, 'Ski Patrol', but if you have, you'll clearly see that the only snowboarder character is fully bicameral.
Hopefully someone has seen this movie, it's a classic.
cryogenic.
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Tomcat
Trad climber
Chatham N.H.
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Mar 10, 2011 - 06:27pm PT
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After moving back East,Ricardo was shocked to discover New Hampshire had a bicameral legislature,one of the largest in the world.
Dogmatic
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 10, 2011 - 07:16pm PT
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Though many tried to talk him out of it that Walt Disney was garrulous and held on fiercely to his dogmatic vision of life after death, in the same body. Which is why, to this day, his head sits in a cryogenic vault.
Radiolarian
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 10, 2011 - 08:39pm PT
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Ha, at one of the many houses I lived in, one in particular had a mantle above the woodstove that was large enough to hang socks on.
We called it the radiolarian shelf.
Biscuit Joint.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 15, 2011 - 03:15pm PT
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After the corner of a table at his favorite biscuit joint fell off in his lap one morning at breakfast, Master carpenter Norm Abrams was able to repair this and several loose junctures at 'Spike's Joynt' with another type of biscuit joint, utilizing the little wafers he hawked on his pbs show.
dysgraphia
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 21, 2011 - 02:12pm PT
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When he was arrested, he was told to sign his name on the paperwork. He did so with his left hand. When the prosecution based their case on the defendant being a righty, he knew it was good to be ambidextrous.
Hydrodynamics.
-This one may have been used already, not sure.
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wallyvirginia
Big Wall climber
Stockholm, Sweden
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Mar 21, 2011 - 04:01pm PT
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- You sure you're not gonna put a screamer on that dicey head?
 Nah, with these new hydrodynamics from bluewater, you don't need screamers..
Lugubrious
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 21, 2011 - 04:15pm PT
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Lugubrious as he was, Lurch was one of the many highlights of the Addams Family.
Symbiotic
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 21, 2011 - 06:11pm PT
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Lost in his thoughts, with nowhere to go, he put pied a tier, and headed west.
mnemonic.
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Captain...or Skully
climber
The Seas of Stone.
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Mar 21, 2011 - 06:26pm PT
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Sorry, Lolli, but mistletoe isn't symbiotic. Straight up parasite.
Some people think Ol' Locker is quite salacious, but I dunno. He's funny.
obmutescent
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 23, 2011 - 10:51pm PT
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Many insist that of you like read a lot 'n sh#t you'll learn to use words like obmutescent, but it's a mystery to me. Even my talking dictionary keeps a persistant silence about it.
Flivver
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Mar 23, 2011 - 11:04pm PT
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My damn truck is broken right now, I bought the rig for 10k in trade for services. Bad idea, as this stupid frigging pickup is showing itself to be a real flivver.
Metronome.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 23, 2011 - 11:13pm PT
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I took piano lessons as a kid aided by a wind-up clockwork metronome. Somehow it never took for me. My niece, who is not quite nine, has a digital metronome and is a modest piano virtuoso. Is it the kids these days? or the Technology?
Savant
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