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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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Aug 16, 2010 - 02:16am PT
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There is no way you could fit a sheep inside a Home Depot bucket.
Inflatable bachelor party sheep, and one can of expanding urethane foam (also from Home Depot).
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2010 - 08:32pm PT
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1. Half a bottle of Aussie cab, which I picked up in Kentucky for five bucks. [FIVE BUCKS?!] Actually, it's not bad for five-buck wine.
2. Mark Huge-dong is a pathetic little wanker who gets uglier with every passing video. Not only that, he's such a short-ass he uses a CHEAT-STICK because he can't reach the placement!
2a. Captain Kirk hasn't been in Yosemite for so long he forgets how to climb. He says he has his eyes on El Cap - yeah, from the BRIDGE! That's the closest he'll get to the summit! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!
2b. Anders is a weenie for pointing out that I was sharing my beer mug at Facelift. We got the price down to under fifty cents a fill, incidentally.
3. I've got my airplane ticket booked [thanks, Dave!] and I'll be arriving in the Ditch on Sept 14, staying til around Oct 24. Hopefully a couple more routes on El Cap to bring it up to 42.
It appears as though I'll miss Facelift as I'll be on the wall CLIMBING [sorry Gretchen and Missy, the Beer Girls] so that wanker Anders can keep all his profits.
Changeover Time occurs three hours earlier in the eastern time zone!!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-hA!!!!!!
NEXT.
[burp]
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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^^^
1. Cheap bastard.
2. Which is it, weenie or wanker? Have you expertise in the latter? All those lonely nights on El Cap, 3,842 or whatever it is?
3. Think you can outrun me? I'll be there from the 18th - 3rd.
ps My best 10K was 38:40. I'm slower now, but have tactical advantages.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2010 - 08:43pm PT
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Cheap is good. I pride myself on my dirtbaggedness.
Definitely a weenie to point it out on line. I don't think you're a wanker, but you might be.
I ran 9.6 K in something like 51 minutes last month, not really trying too hard. You look pretty much like an old fart to me, so I might be able to knock you off over 10km. But I guarantee you would not stand a chance against me over 100m - I would smoke your ancient lard-ass.
[That would be a horizontal 100m. The results would be even more embarrassing for you over a vertical 50m jugging. After my first wall - need to get fit - I could smoke most any young whippersnapper in 50m free-hanging jugging, with my frog + ankle cam setup]
Looking forward to drinkin' some with ya, mate. Even if you're a weenie. ;)
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The Chef
climber
Topsfield Ma
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1. 1/4 of a growler, so far.
2. New England! (nuf said)
3. Cause I just shipped my gear to San Fran. Come to the valley and watch me flail. Unlimited seating.
Joe.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 3, 2010 - 09:03pm PT
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A growler! I know what that is, but only learned recently. Any of you Hosers know what a growler is? 1/4 is not very much, dude.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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At one time, people said they had the growlies, to indicate that they were hungry.
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Maybe he's a cheap Date, Pete.
My, you're rowdy this eve, eh?
Not drunk(yet).
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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To arctic explorers a 'growler' was an ice floe the top of which was awash
and very hard to see. Carry on...
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Growler! Two points off the port bow!
Yarrrr.
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The Chef
climber
Topsfield Ma
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1/4 of a growler is a pint, and I said so far. Well now I've moved on to wine, cheese, salmon and bread with the future ex-wife.
I am a cheap date.
Joe.
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Most dirtbags are, in 1 way or another, Chef.
All good, right?
A tip O' the Natty to you, sir!
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bmacd
climber
Relic Hominid
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I've got a nice Tylenol #3 buzz on, maybe pop a couple diluaded at bedtime. Had my titanium rod removal surgery yesterday from left tibia. Went for the general anesthetic which was the right decision instead of a spinal.
Life is good, I feel great in spite of the pain ..... I'll be climbing in a few months or sooner hopefully
Cranked up my protien intake with whey powder a few weeks back and poof aches and pains gone. Added in a liquid multi-vitamin. I feel awesome ! Have a great weekend everyone !!
Bruce
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Whoa!
Right on, BeeMacDee! Sounds pretty gnarly.
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bmacd
climber
Relic Hominid
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Chef what really blows with this tib break is that it was done to me by a gang of kids in an upscale West Vancouver shopping mall late at night 3 years ago. about 8 or 9 twenty something year olds held me down while one gave me a kung fu kick. Tib broke clean in half, smashed into fib - the description of the fib was called "cornflaked", about 50 pieces of bone.
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The Chef
climber
Topsfield Ma
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Fuc* my a*s and call me a bi*tch.
DUDE!, what is wrong with people. Well while I don't think I'll make a 100% recovery. I'm as strong as I ever was, I just hurt more often. If you give it the time it needs, the body will heal.
Joe.
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salad
climber
Escondido
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im on my third hansens soda. switching to ghey ass herbal tea once it cools down a bit.
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bmacd
climber
Relic Hominid
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another pair of T3's down the hatch
hmmm the pill bottle sez "do not consume alcohol while taking this medication"
dangit, sounds like it be a killer buzz, I'd better play safe and let Jimmmy Brennan do all the drinking tonight
edit for : negative kudos homosaladtastics weak sauce attempts at de bauchery
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
Transporter Room 2
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Hey, SaladMan......Wrong thread, maaaaaaan.
Yer knot drunk.
Dig it....3 M Jim.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Bruce, ya gimpy hoser, holler if you need help with anything. I'm not far away, nor is Tami.
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