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climbski2

Mountain climber

Anchorage AK, Reno NV

Dec 11, 2015 - 09:33pm PT

A police officer pulls a Navy Chief over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.

Chaz

Trad climber

greater Boss Angeles area

Dec 12, 2015 - 08:20pm PT

Life is back to normal in San Bernardino:

"A San Bernardino police officer shot and killed a man Saturday, Dec. 12, officials said. The unidentified 49-year-old San Bernardino resident was shot after threatening a woman with a knife..."

http://www.pe.com/articles/officer-789172-bernardino-knife.html

Tender heartfelt prayers go out to the unidentified decedent, as well as to the woman whose relationship to the decedent is yet to be determined, as we eagerly await info on the up-coming car wash.

Pound Sign SBStrong

fear

Ice climber

hartford, ct

Dec 12, 2015 - 08:39pm PT

That one's ok... it was just knife-violence...

Fritz

Trad climber

Choss Creek, ID

Dec 12, 2015 - 09:04pm PT

Chaz! Here's to another 50,000 years of you roasting in hell for bringing this thread back after 23 hours without it.

Merry fuking Christmas!

Chaz

Trad climber

greater Boss Angeles area

Dec 13, 2015 - 08:07am PT

S.B.Strong - hashtag

"Man fatally shot at transient camp in San Bernardino"

http://www.sbsun.com/general-news/20151212/man-fatally-shot-at-transient-camp-in-san-bernardino

In the ten days since Farook & Wife shot up a Christmas party, San Bernardino cops have killed three people and the Good Citizens of San Bernardino have killed four.

That's the San Bernardino I know, and some people love.

During the same time period, there have been zero murders in San Francisco, Seattle, or Orange County. SBStrong

HighDesertDJ

Trad climber

Dec 13, 2015 - 08:34am PT

There are some people who get a pass for using terms like "gook" "skinny" "kraut" "jap" or whatever.

Those that get a pass are the ones who faced them in WAR.

Toker Villain

Big Wall climber

Toquerville, Utah

Dec 13, 2015 - 10:07am PT

I still don't see what is wrong with "jap". We truncate all kinds of other words.

Some people are just too sensitive.

That said, I can be a little touchy about how some people use the word "jew".

The real issue is building bridges rather than walls.

Reilly

Mountain climber

The Other Monrovia- CA

Dec 13, 2015 - 10:40am PT

But, TV, if I say Ashkenazim or Sephardim my Goy friends just stare stoopidly. Then I have
to give a long explanation, especially if we get into Mizrachim and Yemenites!

The Chief

climber

Down the hill & across the Valley from......

Dec 13, 2015 - 10:49am PT

I just love how the Black Community utilizes the "N'a" word amongst one another without any hesitation. Pretty much second nature actually. Even the little kids.

But when some racist "Whitey" even breaths the an N, watch the fk out! Stone the mofo and off with his pee pee!

Priceless...

[Click to View YouTube Video]

pyro

Big Wall climber

Calabasas

Dec 13, 2015 - 10:56am PT

I just love how the Black Community utilizes the "N'a" word amongst one another without any hesitation. Pretty much second nature actually. Even them little kids

also the word CRACKER!

The Chief

climber

Down the hill & across the Valley from......

Dec 13, 2015 - 11:01am PT

Hey Pyro... add some melted white CHEDA CHEESE to them CRACKA's and all is good.

pyro

Big Wall climber

Calabasas

Dec 13, 2015 - 11:20am PT

have a good day Chief!
have fun fly'n for fish..

HighDesertDJ

Trad climber

Dec 13, 2015 - 11:24am PT

Quoted in case Chief's account gets deleted.

philo

climber

Topic Author's Reply - Dec 13, 2015 - 11:26am PT

And the times they are a changin'.

First Women Elected to Public Office in Saudi Arabia
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RIYADH — Saudi Arabians voted 17 women into public office in municipal elections in the conservative Islamic kingdom on Saturday, the first to allow female participation, a state-aligned news site reported on Sunday.

The election was the first in which women could vote and run as candidates, a landmark step in a country where women are barred from driving and are legally dependent on a male relative to approve almost all their major life decisions.

Sabq.org, a news website affiliated with the autocratic monarchy's Interior Ministry, reported that a total of 17 women had been elected in various parts of the country. Some results had been announced on the official Saudi Press Agency, including the victories of four women.

A Saudi woman casts her ballot at a polling center during municipal elections in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Saturday, Dec. 12, 2015. Saudi women are heading to polling stations across the kingdom on Saturday, both as voters and candidates for the first time in this landmark election. AP
However, the election was for only two thirds of seats in municipal councils that have no lawmaking or national powers, and follows men-only polls in 2005 and 2011.

Under King Abdullah, who died in January and who announced in 2011 that women would be able to vote in this election, steps were taken for women to have a bigger public role, sending more of them to university and encouraging female employment.

However, while women's suffrage has in many other countries been a transformative moment in the quest for gender equality, its impact in Saudi Arabia is likely to be more limited due to a wider lack of democracy and continued social conservatism.

Before Abdullah announced women would take part in this year's elections, the country's Grand Mufti, its most senior religious figure, described women's involvement in politics as "opening the door to evil".

Huda al-Jeraisy, who as the daughter of a former head of the chamber of commerce in the conservative central part of the kingdom was seen by some Saudis as imparting an official stamp of approval on women's candidature, won a seat in Riyadh.

Salma bint Hazab al-Otaibi won a seat in the Madrika district of Mecca, the holiest city of Islam. Lama bint Abdulaziz al-Sulaiman, Rasha Hafza, Sana Abdulatif Abdulwahab al-Hamam and Massoumeh al-Reda won seats in Jeddah.

In northern Saudi Arabia, Hanouf bint Mufreh bin Ayad al-Hazimi won a seat in al-Jawf, Mina Salman Saeed al-Omairi and Fadhila Afnan Muslim al-Attawi both won seats in the Northern Borders province.

Two women won seats in al-Ahsa in Eastern Province, but their names were not immediately released. Elsewhere in the province, Khadra al-Mubarak won a seat in Qatif district. In the southern Jazan province, Aisha bint Hamoud Ali Bakri won a seat.

In Qassim, traditionally the most conservative part of the country, two women were elected but their names were not immediately released. Another was elected in al-Babtain district.

rick sumner

Trad climber

reno, nevada/ wasilla alaska

Dec 13, 2015 - 11:31am PT

Are those alien/African hybrids phillo?

Edit: let the union of concerned proctologists here attack my azz, Chief. Frigging homo's anyway.

The Chief

climber

Down the hill & across the Valley from......

Dec 13, 2015 - 11:32am PT

Oh yur sooooooooooooooooooo foooked now Rick S!!!^^^^^^^^^^^^

I will second that HDDJ...

HighDesertDJ

Trad climber

Dec 13, 2015 - 11:24am PT
I just love how the Black Community utilizes the "N'a" word amongst one another without any hesitation. Pretty much second nature actually. Even the little kids.

But when some racist "Whitey" even breaths the an N, watch the fk out! Stone the mofo and off with his pee pee!

Priceless...

Quoted in case Chief's account gets deleted.

Let me round up some Hip Hop Vids and post em for "Clarity".

EDIT:

Here we go.

Let's begin with one from one of them MULTI MILLIONAIRE's you disdain so much and one that Bernie will "TRY" to tax the living shet out of to pay for all his freebe's..

[Click to View YouTube Video]

climbski2

Mountain climber

Anchorage AK, Reno NV

Dec 13, 2015 - 11:36am PT

There are some people who get a pass for using terms like "gook" "skinny" "kraut" "jap" or whatever.

Those that get a pass are the ones who faced them in WAR.

no

HDDJ..I really dont know how to communicate military culture or it's importance when it involves actual military realities. How that experience changes a human being ...

Its something I grew up around but did not personally live... but it's real..it is also important if you want an effective military.

Like I said.It is appropriate based on where he comes from.. which is a very real place you don't want to come from.