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Inner City
Trad climber
East Bay
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how bout somethin simple like.....'The Line'....always is one!
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The Doctor
Social climber
Da Bronx
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Way Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno- Yosemite
DROHASCADAMFUBAST(Dirty rotten hard scary damn f'in bastard-DaGunks
Go Drown in a Lake of Diet Coke, F*cker- Indian Creek
Just Do It!- Smith
Screaming Besengi- Sedona
Womb With a View-Sedona
Tip Toe Through the Two Lips-Sedona
Lucky Goes to the Creamery- Sedona
Jews on Crack- Indian Creek
Slap My Fro!- Winslow AZ
Earnest Young Minnesotans in Male Awareness Bonding Clinics-Flagstaff
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Personally, I'm with Kevin on being old and stodgy enough to prefer names like the classics he mentioned at the top of this page.
But... Okay, I admit it... sometimes you just...
Anyway, there's a route at Squamish named: "Teenage Girls Don't Blow Gorbies"
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m.c.cold
climber
Tennessee
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Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe
(Lumpy Ridge)
How could you guys miss this one?
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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It’s unthinkable ! love the Ridge.
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fosburg
climber
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Shipley told me he wanted to find the perfect route to name, Mind Control to Major Ground. I like that one though I don't think it ever got used.
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Decko
Trad climber
Colorado
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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.......
J-Tree
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nyberg_fredrik
Trad climber
Umeaa, Sweden
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In Norway there is a 10 meters long aid-route called Institute of theoretical big-wall climbing.
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noshoesnoshirt
climber
dangling off a wind turbine in a town near you
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Fun Times in the Hottub
(I can't take credit for it, it was a Spoonerism that slipped from a friend's mouth)
edit (I'm an idiot): Hot Times in the Funtub
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mec
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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May 11, 2009 - 10:35am PT
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Who Put the Purr in my Pussy
Index, WA
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Studly
Trad climber
WA
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May 11, 2009 - 11:50am PT
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Just Say No.
Its a route at City of Rocks in Idaho. We didn't even pay any attention to the name before we got on it. Its just a 5.9, bolted sport climb, right? No worries....ha! anyone done it?
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Dropline
Mountain climber
Somewhere Up There
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May 11, 2009 - 12:16pm PT
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"Tits Like Orange Fireballs" at The Gunks
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NFB
Mountain climber
SLC UT
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May 13, 2009 - 04:13pm PT
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Good route names:
Lucifer's Ladder, Angels landing, Klaus Shock
Dark Side of the Moon (moonlight buttress, another Klaus route)
Prodigal Sun, Ron
Birdbeak spire, Deuce
Mostly American, Angels landing, next to Swiss American, named for 3 of 4 climbers being yankee, the latter was a Kiwi
Run Don't Walk, Mt. Owen
"Pow right in the rat", Joe French/Nate Brown quoted from Bulous Ayad
Infinite Spur
Fallout (Cedar City) named for the nice dust we roll in on bivi ledges in Southern Utah
Spooky Face, a scary ski line on Nez Perce (tetons) that looks like the Misfits Skull
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BoKu
Trad climber
Douglas Flat, CA
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May 13, 2009 - 04:42pm PT
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At phantom spires I think I recall that there's a route called Anal Sex. Which isn't that special, except that there's a citation in the SuperTopo guide that says something like "Climbers who enjoy the Regular Route may wish to finish with Anal Sex."
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scotte
Trad climber
nathrop, colorado
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May 13, 2009 - 09:57pm PT
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MAN FROM SOFA
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Rocky5000
Trad climber
Falls Church, VA
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May 14, 2009 - 12:11am PT
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Some classy route names from Old Rag, Virginia:
Welcome to Sick Bay
Duckwalk
Scared Seamless
The Eagle's Gift
Toothe'n'Nail
Leisure Suit Larry
Double Secret Probation
Autumn Harvest
All with old stories attached, of course.
I'm with the other old farts - scatology loses its humor all too soon, like the pale fragrance of youth, and, of course, broken hearts are for as#@&%es. Hey - that would be a good one.
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slobmonster
Trad climber
berkeley, ca
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May 14, 2009 - 12:41am PT
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"At Your Cervix," great little route @ Indian Creek. Chris-Ann Crysdale has had a (large) number of well-named FAs there.
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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May 14, 2009 - 12:47am PT
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That tower of white sand outside of Capitol Reef that those guys called "Sugar Daddy" has to at least make the long list.
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