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Matt
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truth of the matter is that you phat phukers just can't keep the phounds off, so keep on yer crash course atkins/zone diet and fool yerself into thinking that you'll be a brand new you, but the same things that got you to 315 will just take yer soulless, heartless, greedy, right wing, kentucky fried chicken eating republican arse right back to 320 before you can say "on belay"...
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Matt
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at 270 you won't be able to approach anything worth climbing (Xept maybe something at mission cliffs?)
pretty funny to consider just how much of the toyal mass of your physical person is just simply FAT!
you are probably carrying around something like 100 lbs. of that stuff! EWWW...
when someone of your *size* looses a few dozen pounds, does your skin get all loose and hang in big gooey folds?
are you gonna have to see a plastic surgeon to get that stuff hanging off of the back of your triceps cut off? (if you hold your arm straight out in front of you, relaxed, and push on that flab, how long does it swing back and forth?)
btw- did you already have a gastric bypass?
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Matt
Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
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at 270 you won't be able to approach anything worth climbing (Xept maybe something at mission cliffs?)
pretty funny to consider just how much of the total mass of your physical person is just simply FAT!
you are probably carrying around something like 100 lbs. of that stuff! EWWW...
when someone of your *size* looses a few dozen pounds, does your skin get all loose and hang in big gooey folds? (and on a warm day, do you get all sweaty inside thode folds? to how many places on your body do you apply anti-perspirant?)
are you gonna have to see a plastic surgeon to get that stuff hanging off of the back of your triceps cut off? (if you hold your arm straight out in front of you, relaxed, and push on that flab, how long does it swing back and forth?)
btw- did you already have a gastric bypass?
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Degaine
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fattrad, at that weight, I think Matt has you beat on any route even slightly overhangning.
However, beware Matt, I have seen more than one fellow with a beer belly large enough to hide his feet walk up hard slab like it was a staircase.
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Matt
Trad climber
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let's go pal
just the EBs and a chalk bag, that's all you'll need to bring
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Matt
Trad climber
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the sound of silence
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Ouch!
climber
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"the sound of silence"
That would be Bush's brain.
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Matt
Trad climber
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bump
big talk?
from a chickenhawk?
who-da thunk it.
one thing is for sure, bet the guy could keep up w/ me at the pizza deck!
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