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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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Werner awoke in time to be Mimi's defense attorney so that she could get her weapon back to force all of the above to a tight huddle on top of the angry Lost Arrow.
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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Then Werner truly awoke...and found it was all a dream within a dream within a Freddy Krueger movie...
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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He was singing the theme song for "Branded," too!
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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Hoss and Little Joe were amazed when Mimi shot the inflatable sheep from a thousand yards with her mighty .22 revolver.
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Donny... the OHHH!- Riginal
Sport climber
Straight outta Compton!
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Naturally, Pa breaks out a big ole' tub o' ESS and starts up the chow line.
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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we got people to do that pa, says little joseph.
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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when a sudden roar penetrated the valley as the Lost Arrow grew a pair of balls, sending Curry Village into a pack of fleeing lemmings..
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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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unfortunately, being lemmings, they ran straight to Glacier Point Apron.
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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and in the riot trampled over fifty stoned climbers in a secret OB location under Green Dragon...
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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And as a dozen Park Rangers handed out tickets to the illegally camped dead bodies...
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BASE104
climber
An Oil Field
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They also fled in horror as the Lost Arrow began to swell and grow taller, rattling the valley to its bones.
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Broken
climber
Texas
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Werner then asked Chongo to help defray his legal expenses. Chongo said...
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Matt
Trad climber
places you shouldn't talk about in polite company
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"who took down all my haul bags man, i was working my way up that route, just on a few rest days to get a shower, hoping to find a 'cook' for the final push. hey, wanna buy a book? let's make a deal, i'll trade it to you for..."
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Your killin' me DMT! OOpss! Back to the story...
Chongo takes his winnings and buys out the Delaware Company. As a result, chocolate torte' is a Main Entree at the almight Yosemite cafeteria (now renamed 'Chongo's Feed Bag')....and Pa has a new set of chaps ;)
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2007 - 02:41pm PT
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Meanwhile, Tom Frost had managed to distract the terrorists with one of his droning slideshows long enough for their time in Camp 4 to expire, thus they were promptly expelled from the valley.
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G_Gnome
Boulder climber
Sick Midget Land
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In fact, Chongo bought the whole Valley from the government!
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2007 - 02:43pm PT
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But Chongo feels sorry for them, and gives them all jobs at the “feed bag”
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pc
climber
East of Seattle
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Chongo's also planning a new museum in the park to showcase Ouch's greatest works. The entrance fee will be by donation of deli leftovers in an effort to raise the "dirtbag" standard of living...
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2007 - 02:51pm PT
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Chongo also enacts numerous new policies. For starters, the rangers are forced to exchange their old uniforms for…
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